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4 Apr 2003, 16:33
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Iraq threatens 'non-conventional' attack tonight
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Iraq has warned it will take unconventional_action against US troops at Baghdad International Airport tonight.
Saddam Hussein's_information minister said: "Tonight we will carry out something that is non-conventional against them, not military. It will be a great example to them."
It was not clear what Mohammed Said al-Sahhaf meant by "non-conventional".
Asked if Iraq would use weapons of mass destruction, he said: "No, not at all. But we will conduct kind of martyrdom operations."
US-led forces have been on alert for possible Iraqi use of biological or chemical weapons, which Baghdad denies it possesses.
Iraq's main spokesman warned that US forces are isolated at Baghdad International Airport.
"Unless they surrender quickly, I don't think there's any chance that they will survive," he said.
"We consider it an isolated island. They are completely surrounded."
The US military meanwhile, said it now controls at least 70% of_Baghdad's international airport and are flushing out remaining pockets of resistance.
Saddam Hussein has since appeared on Iraqi television urging the people of Baghdad to strike the enemy with force and telling them they will be victorious over invaders.
It is not known when the message was recorded.
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I wonder what they've got planned?
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4 Apr 2003, 16:38
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Re: Iraq threatens 'non-conventional' attack tonight
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I wonder what they've got planned?
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sounds like suicide bombings.
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4 Apr 2003, 16:42
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Nothing very interesting I believe.
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4 Apr 2003, 16:51
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My sources told me it 'may' be such an attack tonight, and it also told me that the Iraqi's have the US forces invading Baghdad surounded on an island. I very much doubt this will lead to anything even remotly interesting. CIA will probably sort it out before anything even happens.
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4 Apr 2003, 17:04
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4 Apr 2003, 17:11
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ofc not Weapons of Mass Destruction
they're Weapons of Coalition Destruction
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4 Apr 2003, 17:14
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But aren't they prepared for a chemical attack? Seems a bit odd that they would care barring Weapons of Mass Destruction
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4 Apr 2003, 17:16
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Re: ofc not Weapons of Mass Destruction
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they're Weapons of Coalition Destruction
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4 Apr 2003, 17:22
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break out the 'swords of infidel smiting +11'
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4 Apr 2003, 17:46
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4 Apr 2003, 17:54
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Re: ofc not Weapons of Mass Destruction
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they're Weapons of Coalition Destruction
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4 Apr 2003, 18:20
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Food fight
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4 Apr 2003, 18:37
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Perhaps they are threatening to announce the secret reason why they really are being attacked, rather than just the conventional official stories and decoy conspiracy theories?
That would probably be considered non-conventional, non-military, and scare a lot of people.
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4 Apr 2003, 18:40
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cyp
Perhaps they are threatening to announce the secret reason why they really are being attacked, rather than just the conventional official stories and decoy conspiracy theories?
That would probably be considered non-conventional, non-military, and scare a lot of people.
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Maybe Saddam is really a huge octopus who will crush the soldiers at the airport barring Weapons of Mass Destruction
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4 Apr 2003, 18:50
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maybe they have hired some dirty mercenaries to do their dying for them :/
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4 Apr 2003, 19:29
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4 Apr 2003, 20:08
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Maybe they are going to get the Civilian Population to march against the US forces?
And if they did, and were un-armed, how could the US Soldiers respond?
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4 Apr 2003, 20:14
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Quote:
Originally posted by Judge
Maybe they are going to get the Civilian Population to march against the US forces?
And if they did, and were un-armed, how could the US Soldiers respond?
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4 Apr 2003, 20:24
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Quote:
Originally posted by Judge
Maybe they are going to get the Civilian Population to march against the US forces?
And if they did, and were un-armed, how could the US Soldiers respond?
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I was thinking along the same lines. Imagine this:
Grandpa Saddam has all his 1000 grandchildren walk ever so slowly - like a step evey ten seconds - towards the US held area. Children, walking slowly, not threatening, edging towards you, their sad eyes clearly stating that when you shout "Hold it right there sonny or I'll fire this boom boom right at ya!", they don't understand a word.
And so, when all the children - if you think 1000 is too little, let's say 10000! - are milling around the us troops, Iraqi troops storm the place, running amidst the small children.
They can do all kinds of weird stuff if they just want to. I could come up with some pretty clever plans that would... oh no, the CIA are about to arrest me for anti-patrioticity, I'll be back later.
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i sense that the elite republican guard are going to march toward US Forces, turn their backs, and precede to light their farts on fire resulting in a mass methane explosion. Which in way will be called Bio/chemical warfare..... ;-)
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