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30 Aug 2003, 20:37
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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The TV taketh away then the TV giveth
I missed 'The Mars Volta' on Gonzo for the 3rd time this week.
That pissed me off (especially as i wasnt doing anything other than not watching it).
That's the taking away bit covered.
I watched the start of the MTV video awards.
I got to laugh at Chris Rocks jokes.
The set-up for his final one was awesome.
Kinda paraphrased but you should get the idea:
"Yeah you got to be careful about where you seat people at these awards ceremonies. Fiffdy Cen has got beef with [another rapper] so they cant sit together. Ja Rule cant stand [another rapper] so they have to be seperated. You have the Olsen Twins there and R Kelly has to be the **** waaaaaaay up there at the back."
WHAT A GIFT TO GIVE!
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30 Aug 2003, 20:38
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
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:'(
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30 Aug 2003, 20:38
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Has Soup On His Head
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Thats a quite superb line.
R Kelly must be ****ed right off. Which in itself makes the joke even funnier!
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30 Aug 2003, 20:40
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
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That's A Very Good Joke.
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30 Aug 2003, 20:47
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Thats a quite superb line.
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That's what i thought.
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30 Aug 2003, 20:59
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Käptn Karacho
Join Date: Nov 2000
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it's not funny cause it wasn't him on the tape
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30 Aug 2003, 21:02
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by at0mic.c0w
it's not funny cause it wasn't him on the tape
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YEAH, IT WAS HIS BROTHER!!!!!!!!11111
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30 Aug 2003, 22:38
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Käptn Karacho
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
YEAH, IT WAS HIS BROTHER!!!!!!!!11111
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noone can tell me the girl on the tape was 12 tho.
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31 Aug 2003, 10:22
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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you know R Kelly has a CD out called the chocolate factory right?
blatant paedo
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31 Aug 2003, 10:30
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Dace
Songs for the Deaf has been out for a while now, and it wasn't funny to begin with
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1 Sep 2003, 19:11
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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its hilarious
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