View Poll Results: POTW?
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Infante Kicks - I believe in Idi.
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Captain Stuhart - I wish he'd insert his encryption key in me.
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28 Apr 2005, 00:05
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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POTW Voting.
Brahwappawwahaha! It's here! Lo! Hello!
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...96&postcount=3
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Define "accost".
If you go outside and say "Excuse me sir, could you kindly refrain from such behaviour in future?" then you're fine.
You might be on slightly more shaky ground if you leap out of the window wearing black ninja pyjamas, wielding a three foot Samurai sword yelling "I am vengeance, I am darkness, I am Idi".
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...01&postcount=2
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Originally Posted by skiddy
Very little of that made any sence due to exceptionally poor puntuation and grammar, however, from what I can gather, you should just go for it.
If she likes you, then the persistence will pay off.
If she likes you as a friend only, tell her you were bullied as a child and you have issues talking to people about things. Tell her she makes you feel safe and that you can talk to her about anything. She'll see the sensitive side, feel sorry for you, want you even more and eventually she'll give in to you.
A few weeks later, she'll be thinking about it and remember you said you were bullied at school. Then she'll make the connection about insecurity and you not being able to protect her. She'll become distant and take comfort in the arms of her friends.
By this time of course, her room will be fitted - by you - with wireless webcams.
She'll realise that because you cannot protect her, she needs a relationship where she doesn't require physical protection when drinking in town. She'll start visiting the more friendly areas where blokes are less violent and all share the love.
She'll meet some nice girls and chat for hours on end down there, they'll agree to meet up again and become close. This is where your relationship begins to break down. She becomes more distant as her emotional requirements are transferred onto one or many of these new friends.
A month or so down the line, she'll invite one or many of them round for drinks and a girly night in. Wine will be drank, ice cream will be eaten and Bridget Jones will be viewed, followed by About A Boy and Notting Hill.
They'll giggle and roll around with pillows like girls do. Hands will slip accidentally and balance will be lost. Lips will touch and inhibitions will disappear. They'll decide they want to become more comfortable and move to the bedroom.
This is your moment.
This is your triumph.
This is your life.
You're waiting outside with a wireless capable laptop, with an Intel Centrino Processor and a 15" screen (it came with a free printer and you were mightly happy).
They begin caressing eachothers breasts, slowly stripping as the pale moonlight shines on their quivering bodies, entangled in cosmic pleasure.
The webcam is armed and ready.
You know what you need to do.
Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional blazes into life, the wireless card initialises. Quickly, your finger runs across the touchpad to the icon you require, shaking with the anticipation.
"This network is secured. Please enter your WEP Encryption key."
My what?
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28 Apr 2005, 00:10
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Gone
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Re: POTW Voting.
I post this in the dead of night, nowadays. So it avoids the fag team showing up with their 'IN BEFORE POLL LOLOLOLOLO' masturbatory fag-shit.
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28 Apr 2005, 01:19
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I am.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 6,580
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Re: POTW Voting.
as reigning champion all i can say of the competition is ...
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hi
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28 Apr 2005, 02:10
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1up on you
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
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Re: POTW Voting.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
as reigning champion all i can say of the competition is ...
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I was a champion once.
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[ 1u p]
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28 Apr 2005, 07:08
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Re: POTW Voting.
If you take the time to read it, Skiddy's > *
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"Yay"
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28 Apr 2005, 09:17
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: POTW Voting.
In before Poll Tax.
That would have worked better with your old avatar.
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28 Apr 2005, 14:06
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
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Re: POTW Voting.
skiddy for teh win
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[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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2 May 2005, 19:00
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Gone
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Re: POTW Voting.
Newsbot for teh newz
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3 May 2005, 12:56
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Ball
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Re: POTW Voting.
I can't decide. They're both good in different ways.
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3 May 2005, 13:09
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Re: POTW Voting.
I'm opting for the simplicity of Dante's post.
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3 May 2005, 14:06
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1up on you
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
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Re: POTW Voting.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leshy
I'm opting for the simplicity of Dante's post.
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3 May 2005, 14:47
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: POTW Voting.
skiddy's post made me laugh for a good minute
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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3 May 2005, 17:36
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Gone
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Re: POTW Voting.
I think Dace once said that fatties always finish last.
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