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10 Mar 2005, 20:25
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The TomKat Fund
My videos appear to have been met in a positive light.
Unfortunately, as my webcam broke about a year ago, I've been unable to make any more (to the distress of myself and others, who enjoy laughing at my stupid antics).
I'm setting up "The TomKat Fund", with the aim of buying a new webcam. If you donate money to my paypal account, I promise I will put this towards a new webcam.
I think a "decent" webcam costs around £30, so once that is in my account I'll use it to purchase one.
I'll then take requests from GD on what I should video (nothing dirty ). I don't mind acting like a tit on the internet.
Just £1 (or more!) from you can make the difference.
My e-mail address for Paypal is
Thanks.
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10 Mar 2005, 20:31
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Dear Thomas Rattle,
This email confirms that LHC has sent £7.94 GBP to your Personal account.
Current Total: £7.94
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10 Mar 2005, 20:31
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Bored
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Re: The TomKat Fund
i have a webcam... it isn't very good though...
and i'm not funny
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10 Mar 2005, 20:48
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: The TomKat Fund
This is the real comic relief, folks!
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10 Mar 2005, 20:53
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: The TomKat Fund
caveman.wmv genuinely terrifies me, but in a good way.
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10 Mar 2005, 20:55
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Re: The TomKat Fund
In a good "let's donate to Tom" way?
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10 Mar 2005, 20:56
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
In a good "let's donate to Tom" way?
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in a 'someone provide me with paypal and money and a means of combining the two' way.
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Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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10 Mar 2005, 21:04
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: The TomKat Fund
If i manage to remember my paypal account login you can have the £2 odd thats in there.
It's a big IF though, involves alot of effort on my part - likely too much.
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10 Mar 2005, 21:17
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:alpha:
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Re: The TomKat Fund
I think there's a "I forgot my password" option.
Come on.
Donate!
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10 Mar 2005, 21:20
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: The TomKat Fund
yea, but there's not a 'i forgot my email account password' option sadly.
I'm trying to locate it but i'm off to the SU soon... I'm trying... honest!
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10 Mar 2005, 21:20
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Can I have whats left over so I can buy some ciggies, ta
It's for a good cause
~Vaio~
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10 Mar 2005, 21:27
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: The TomKat Fund
If you could guarantee that you'd buy some illegal ciggies devoid of tax then i'd likely acquiesce to your request.
However, being as that good cause is the bastard government i can't help
Apologies.
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10 Mar 2005, 21:34
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalon
If you could guarantee that you'd buy some illegal ciggies devoid of tax then i'd likely acquiesce to your request.
However, being as that good cause is the bastard government i can't help
Apologies.
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BUT ITS FOR CHARITY YOU HEARTLESS GIT.
~Vaio~
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10 Mar 2005, 21:39
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vaio
BUT ITS FOR CHARITY YOU HEARTLESS GIT.
~Vaio~
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Youre currently awaiting lots of government subsidy and a substantial insurance payout for the damage to "Castle Vaio". I sense that youre being well taken care of, and require no charity from the rest of us.
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10 Mar 2005, 21:40
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Gone
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Re: The TomKat Fund
I'll give you forty Ruppees for each naked pic you send me.
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10 Mar 2005, 21:47
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Youre currently awaiting lots of government subsidy and a substantial insurance payout for the damage to "Castle Vaio". I sense that youre being well taken care of, and require no charity from the rest of us.
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Oh, I thought everyone had forgot about that, what with that bloody stupid stone and all.
Bugger
~Vaio~
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10 Mar 2005, 22:33
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Registered User
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I'll give you forty Ruppees for each naked pic you send me.
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Thats like 50p per pic, sounds pretty good to me...
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10 Mar 2005, 23:46
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Re: The TomKat Fund
*Sigh*
£30 isn't a lot dude. Only last week I bought a Sony micro hi-fi system for about £250. And I had to buy one because I didn't have anything decent to listen to my music cds.
Just get yourself a proper job and you'll be "bling-bling".
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
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10 Mar 2005, 23:52
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: The TomKat Fund
i like the harriet one, or whatever the **** her name is
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11 Mar 2005, 15:07
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Dear Thomas Rattle,
This email confirms that demiGOD has sent $40.00 USD to your Personal account.
\o/ !
Current Total: £26.84
!!!!!!
Going to start researching prices of webcams now.
I love you guys <3
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11 Mar 2005, 15:10
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Gone
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
I love you guys <3
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I think you're selling yourself a little low if you charged demiGOD a mere $40 for him to **** you.
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11 Mar 2005, 15:13
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Got a better offer?
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11 Mar 2005, 15:16
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Gone
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Re: The TomKat Fund
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
I'll pay you eighty groats if you dress up as the Honey Monster and dance to the Ballad of Gordon Ross whilst you insert a dildo up your ass.
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11 Mar 2005, 15:46
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Dear Thomas Rattle,
This email confirms that you, tomrattle, have paid jimbo931 28.85 GBP using PayPal.
Payment Details
Purchased From: jimbo931
Item Number Item Title Quantity Price Subtotal
6748796000 LAPTOP WEBCAM - Great for PC's as well - 2 Year Warrant 1 24.95 GBP 24.95 GBP
Postage & Packing via Royal Mail 1st Class Recorded to EX4XX
(includes any seller packing fees) £3.90 GBP
Postal Insurance (not offered) : --
Total: £28.85 GBP
(I put some money of my own in )
Hooray!
Thanks LHC and demiGOD, you're the best friends a boy could have
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11 Mar 2005, 15:55
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so f*cking zen
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Re: The TomKat Fund
HEY TK GO AND GET YOUR FEMALE FRIEND TO GET HER OWN WEBSITE AND STRIP ON CAMERA AND TELL US ON IRC THAT SHE'S WILLING TO DRESS UP ANY WAY WE WANT HER TO AND SHE'LL STRIP OUT OF IT AND ALL IT'LL COST US IS $4 A MONTH AND YOU COULD SPLIT THE MONEY 50:50 WITH HER AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE MONEY WORRIES FOR ANYONE!
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11 Mar 2005, 16:33
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nomen est omen
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Re: The TomKat Fund
The caveman one was good. lol
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11 Mar 2005, 17:49
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1up on you
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Re: The TomKat Fund
I cant believe i just donated...
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11 Mar 2005, 19:33
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
(nothing dirty )
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I was planning on giving you money right up to this point.
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Quote:
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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11 Mar 2005, 19:38
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I think you're selling yourself a little low if you charged demiGOD a mere $40 for him to **** you.
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i supp0rt perversion
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11 Mar 2005, 20:47
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Re: The TomKat Fund
If I weren't so poor, I'd probably donate.
Actually I'd probably do more internet donating if someone convinced me that having a paypal account and giving paypal my Switich details is ok. But i'm even too chicken to buy things on eBay so it's doubtful.
Do you realise the GD masses will just demand more Hariette?
And you're quite funny.
And just get a job, get a good webcam, and entertain the GD masses.
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11 Mar 2005, 20:53
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Drink is Good
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by pig
I cant believe i just donated...
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lol hasnt he already bought the cam?
and lol the caveman made me laugh, admittedly it is the only 1 ive watched
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11 Mar 2005, 20:58
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Re: The TomKat Fund
TomKat?
Is this in University halls?
If not how did you get to move in with all these women?
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11 Mar 2005, 21:16
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1up on you
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alki
lol hasnt he already bought the cam?
and lol the caveman made me laugh, admittedly it is the only 1 ive watched
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yes i know, he can buy a pot noodle with my money and have a wank.
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15 Mar 2005, 20:07
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Sorry to bump an appalling thread, but I thought I'd let you all know my webcam arrived today and is tiptop <3
I'll make a video at some point, when I'm feeling suitably stupid.
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15 Mar 2005, 20:16
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
Sorry to bump an appalling thread, but I thought I'd let you all know my webcam arrived today and is tiptop <3
I'll make a video at some point, when I'm feeling suitably stupid.
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We expect regular videos now, you've whetted the interest of GD and there's no backing out gracefully sunshine
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15 Mar 2005, 20:20
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Weeks
TomKat?
Is this in University halls?
If not how did you get to move in with all these women?
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I live with 4 girls, no other guys.
Has it's downsides, but i never have to wash-up and almost every girl in mine and their years knows me
(grammar ++ )
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15 Mar 2005, 20:28
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalon
I live with 4 girls, no other guys.
Has it's downsides, but i never have to wash-up and almost every girl in mine and their years knows me
(grammar ++ )
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I live in a house with 5
i have to wash up other wise they call house meetings at bitch at me in the annoying way females do
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15 Mar 2005, 20:36
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: The TomKat Fund
They only seem to bitch at me when i'm being a 'typical male'.
After much prying for a definition from them it's basically whenever i'm 'being a bastard towards a certain female at uni', when i 'come home drunk making lots of noise' or when i 'miss the toilet'.
I'm fairly sure all three are related and i still swear the last one isn't me. (although they make a good argument for the prosecution )
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15 Mar 2005, 20:52
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Re: The TomKat Fund
mine bitch about how much of a whore a girl they look at is because she has a short skirt or something.. and how men are vile when they touch women for whatever reason...
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15 Mar 2005, 21:09
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalon
I live with 4 girls, no other guys.
Has it's downsides, but i never have to wash-up and almost every girl in mine and their years knows me
(grammar ++ )
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The main downside of living with lots of girls is their bitching too (I found) - although it can be entertaining sometimes.
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15 Mar 2005, 21:23
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Re: The TomKat Fund
I thankfully managed to go 4 years of University without living with any other women. Having mainly male friends certainly has its bonuses, and I don't think I could have lived with another woman. It was bad enough having my flatmates girlfriend living right down stairs from us - especially when he dumped her but she decided she still wanted to be friends with me (I didn't bloody like her in the first place)
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15 Mar 2005, 22:02
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Re: The TomKat Fund
I've had a worrying thought.
Tomkat could be about to embark on a video equivilant of those godawful montages.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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15 Mar 2005, 22:03
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home wrecker
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarina_Joy
I thankfully managed to go 4 years of University without living with any other women. Having mainly male friends certainly has its bonuses, and I don't think I could have lived with another woman. It was bad enough having my flatmates girlfriend living right down stairs from us - especially when he dumped her but she decided she still wanted to be friends with me (I didn't bloody like her in the first place)
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I assume you realise this had nothing to do with whether or not she liked you?
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15 Mar 2005, 22:05
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Twisted
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Yes I realised that which made it worse. She went out of her way to be friends with me so she could keep an eye on her ex
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15 Mar 2005, 22:11
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by meglamaniac
I've had a worrying thought.
Tomkat could be about to embark on a video equivilant of those godawful montages.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Oh yes.
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15 Mar 2005, 22:15
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home wrecker
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
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Yes I realised that which made it worse. She went out of her way to be friends with me so she could keep an eye on her ex
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twisted race girls....
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15 Mar 2005, 22:17
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: The TomKat Fund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
Sorry to bump an appalling thread, but I thought I'd let you all know my webcam arrived today and is tiptop <3
I'll make a video at some point, when I'm feeling suitably stupid.
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congratulations
more hariette!
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15 Mar 2005, 22:22
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: The TomKat Fund
ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME ( )
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