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25 Jan 2006, 03:47
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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We have a chav in our midst
I hate to bring this to you, but I felt it necessary that we all know the type of character we're dealing with.
yes, it's an iRC log, the gayest thing since Hans and Koen had their little tiff about what hockey team they played in and who wa sbetter and whether or not Hans was stand-offish because of some shit that I've lost track of, like this thread, but ANYWAY.
Here it is. Be prepared for your view of the world to be shattered beyond all comprehension. I'm sorry, I really am....
[17:23] <Rush> im wearing
[17:23] <Rush> a blue tshirt
[17:24] <Rush> and popper addidas trackers
[17:24] <Rush> \o/
[17:24] <Dead_Meat> popper adidas trackers?
[17:24] <Dead_Meat> so, youre a chav
[17:24] <Dead_Meat> wheres your burberry cap?
[17:24] <Rush> its relaxing gear
[17:24] <Rush> i dont wear it outside
[17:25] <Dead_Meat> youre still chavved up, any way you want to cut it
[17:25] <Rush> (apart from this one time i wore it in canada with the bottom of my trackies tucked into my white socks and that and it was cool)
[17:25] <Dead_Meat> there is NO EXCUSE
[17:25] <furball> hold on
[17:25] <Dead_Meat> holy shit
[17:25] <furball> hold on
[17:25] <Dead_Meat> TUCKED IN
[17:25] <Dead_Meat> COOL?
[17:25] <furball> it is never, never NEVER COOL to have anything tucked in
[17:25] <Dead_Meat> same sentence?
[17:25] <Rush> fuk u man
[17:26] <furball> um
[17:26] <Dead_Meat> furball is utterly correct on this point
There it is, yes, you read it right. Dace is chavved up, right up to his earrings and Burberry cap.
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25 Jan 2006, 03:51
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
<furball> saying it's cool to tuck trackies into socks is like saying it's not gay to suck cock.
Pasted for emphasis.
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25 Jan 2006, 03:52
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so f*cking zen
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
on occassion i think of getting my ears pierced (with earings)
[/mentioning it]
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25 Jan 2006, 03:53
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
Which ear? Or both?
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25 Jan 2006, 03:53
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
Are there any flaming torches and pitchforks supplied with this forum?
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25 Jan 2006, 03:54
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so f*cking zen
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
Quote:
Originally Posted by furball
Which ear? Or both?
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both (i'm not gay or nowt)
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25 Jan 2006, 03:56
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
Do you have "one stop" in Scotland, Dace?
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25 Jan 2006, 03:57
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
Having both ears pierced might not make you gay, but it does make you a total woman. Just cut off your penis and get implants why don't you?
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25 Jan 2006, 03:58
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so f*cking zen
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
Quote:
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Do you have "one stop" in Scotland, Dace?
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25 Jan 2006, 03:59
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
Quote:
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on occassion i think of getting my ears pierced (with earings)
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You and your chav mates could go down the local H Samuel for that, I'm sure they'll do it for a fiver and give you AIDS at the same time...
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25 Jan 2006, 04:01
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so f*cking zen
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
they cant give you nothing you not already got!
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25 Jan 2006, 04:03
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
No wonder AIDS is rife in the under-10 population then...
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25 Jan 2006, 04:06
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so f*cking zen
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
I think you'll find Big Macs are the primary source of HIV contact for the under 10's
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25 Jan 2006, 04:07
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
Ah, so Big Macs + Rohypnol = Dace gets laid?
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25 Jan 2006, 04:10
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so f*cking zen
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
if there's a secret formula giving it away would be pretty stupid now wouldn't it???!!!
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25 Jan 2006, 04:13
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
Quote:
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Do you have "one stop" in Scotland, Dace?
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25 Jan 2006, 10:28
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
Adidas poppers are bad enough, you should definitely stay away from burberry though, it's often been completely synonymous with bad taste, in fact you might say...
it has a chequered past
(boom boom)
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25 Jan 2006, 10:29
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
I heard Dace's internet connection wasn't working properly because it fell off the back of a lorry and so was dodgy and broke.
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25 Jan 2006, 10:48
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
kura joke thread
oh wait
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25 Jan 2006, 10:53
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
dace, i'm ashamed of you
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25 Jan 2006, 12:25
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
I wear some Nike tracksuit bottoms to the gym. They have this giant white line up the sides of the leg.
Usually i try not to have to stop anywhere because i look like such a twat wearing them.
this one time i did stop...i pulled up at a petrol station. hopped out wearing my chavvy trousers and I also had a Boston red sox baseball cap on (i thought i migh as well enhance teh image ). I filled up and got filthy looks from everyone in the place.
Im not sure if its because i got out of a car that wasnt a Vauxhall Nova witrh a giant wing on it or whether it was just a hatred for anything chavesque.
I alwatys make sure the car is full of fuel now before i goto teh gym.
however
dace
you should be ashasmed
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25 Jan 2006, 12:27
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
seemingly i cannot type this morning. my apologies
(im also lazy enough to not bother editing that lols)
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25 Jan 2006, 23:49
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so f*cking zen
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
i'm wearing them again so F!U!
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26 Jan 2006, 00:17
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
I am SHOCKED.
Bad Dace, bad
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26 Jan 2006, 02:59
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
Quote:
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both (i'm not gay or nowt)
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they cant give you nothing you not already got!
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i'm wearing them again so F!U
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even his posts have a slight chav tone to them
you should be ashamed Dace
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26 Jan 2006, 09:14
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
Whatever a Chav is, if it got me more sex , I would be one of them. If not, Chav's suck.
JJ, based completely on your example when wearing Chav clothes, it is quite stupid to judge someone by the clothes they wear. The person could just be going to the gym. Btw, is this Chav gear? I wear these clothes to the gym.
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26 Jan 2006, 09:18
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
itt chika pretends he has no knowledge of chavs.
as for the pic - the trousers perhaps but the combination with the top - no.
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26 Jan 2006, 09:20
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
Erm, i don't know what a Chav is. I figure its some young nuckle head that wears baggy clothes and is an utter nusiance. At least thats what the context clues indicate.
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26 Jan 2006, 09:21
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
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Erm, i don't know what a Chav is. I figure its some young nuckle head that wears baggy clothes and is an utter nusiance. At least thats what the context clues indicate.
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the baggy clothes arent a requirement, the being a nuisance is. a google search should help to reveal to you just what they are
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26 Jan 2006, 14:42
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
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They have this giant white line up the sides of the leg.
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Was it spunk?
P.S. Dace, you are bad.
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26 Jan 2006, 14:57
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
possibly. it was like that when i bought them.
from jjb sports
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26 Jan 2006, 15:03
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Re: We have a chav in our midst
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from jjb sports
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Should've gone to JD Sports?
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