I signed up online for a free €10 voucher for a womans shoe store here and gave it to my gf when I saw her.
She took it.
Thanked me.
Then told me we should take a "break" from us.
She then reached into my chest cavity, ripped out my heart, flung it to the ground and stamped on it with both feet.
Last time I ****ing get a €10 shoe voucher from those bastards.
So I dont really love free stuff right now