Dante wins a cookie.
For you other pedants out there I realise it's now Thursday not Wednesday, but it turned out carrying everything back up here and clearing the MOUNTAINS of crap my parents had stored in here took a bit longer than expected.
Also I had to go into Nottingham and pick up some prescription sunglasses
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Also, to all those pedants who'll point out I was wrong earlier and it is in fact Wednesday still, I AM HAVING TROUBLE KEEPING TRACK!