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21 Oct 2004, 19:41
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wild one
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Fireworks
So, there's a house about four down the road from me, occupied by the human embodiment of genetic trash.
They have fireworks, ****ing hundreds of the ****s. It's christ knows how long until Bonfire night, yet my estate already sounds like an Afghanistani wet dream.
So, I have planned a magical... um... plan.
Trinitrophenol.
I've enough copper cabling to run to a safe location and some fairly decent explosive compounds in my room I could use as detonators.
I'm thinking of putting deposits of said explosive compound around the gate posts and near the garage, which is where they compulsively place their catherine wheel. My thoughts are that if for some reason one of the detonator caps fails, the catherine wheel will ignite the detonator anyway and set off one of the deposits - due to placement the blast radius will set off a chain reaction through the rest of the deposits.
Personally, I don't think I've missed anything, but this entire plan has been developed in a suprisingly short space of time, so if any of the GD community can see anything out of place, please let me know before 2100h on the 31st.
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21 Oct 2004, 19:44
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Gone
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Re: Fireworks
What will the intended effect be?
P.S, I'll write to you when you're locked up in Guantanamo Bay.
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21 Oct 2004, 19:44
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wild one
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Re: Fireworks
Those who don't die in the initial explosion will die from kidney and liver failure due to the toxic fallout that this explosive creates.
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More relevant answer - I never have to put up with the little ****s again.
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21 Oct 2004, 19:45
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Fireworks
I believe he is looking for the 'Shock and awe' effect Mistar Manson
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21 Oct 2004, 19:51
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Gone
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Re: Fireworks
Give them an ultimatum to disarm their fireworks by Monday, and if they start to comply, then use your explosives anyway.
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21 Oct 2004, 20:12
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Fireworks
Skiddy may have a nosey neighbour who can wander round their garden to see if they have any fireworks left and when he can't find any (as they are hidden in the loft) then Skiddy can do his EVAL plan
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21 Oct 2004, 20:14
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Gone
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Re: Fireworks
He is launching a full campaign of assasination, terrorism, and violence.
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21 Oct 2004, 20:51
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Weeeeee
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Re: Fireworks
of course u well need to set up some web cams so we all can watch the fun
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21 Oct 2004, 21:08
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Re: Fireworks
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21 Oct 2004, 22:05
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Re: Fireworks
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
Since when do we need skiddy doing something to call you shirley, Shirley?
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I'm fed up of this gimmick, when are you going back to posting as muslim?
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21 Oct 2004, 22:14
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wild one
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Re: Fireworks
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
Since when do we need skiddy doing something to call you shirley, Shirley?
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He stated I could call him that, not you.
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21 Oct 2004, 22:23
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Gone
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Re: Fireworks
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
If skiddy does this he can call me shirley and dress me in a skirt.
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Back off, bitch.
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21 Oct 2004, 22:24
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Lucky
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Re: Fireworks
just do it, achmed.
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21 Oct 2004, 23:23
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Fireworks
"In the name of Allah"
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22 Oct 2004, 00:53
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Gone
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Re: Fireworks
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Dave
"In the name of Allah"
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I made that joke hours ago.
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22 Oct 2004, 00:58
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Re: Fireworks
Go for it.
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22 Oct 2004, 14:16
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nomen est omen
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Re: Fireworks
Is Trinitrophenol explosive? I thought it was Trinitrotoluene? Anyway, good luck with the plan. Don`t get arrested by the police thou re: war on terror etc.
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22 Oct 2004, 14:21
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lolly roffle
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Re: Fireworks
Quote:
Originally Posted by pyirt
Is Trinitrophenol explosive?
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Yes.
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22 Oct 2004, 14:22
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Re: Fireworks
Quote:
Originally Posted by pyirt
Is Trinitrophenol explosive? I thought it was Trinitrotoluene? Anyway, good luck with the plan. Don`t get arrested by the police thou re: war on terror etc.
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He's Military Police...
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22 Oct 2004, 14:26
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nomen est omen
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Re: Fireworks
Apparently Ammonium nitrate is a good explosive, especially when mixed with diesel.
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22 Oct 2004, 18:16
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: Fireworks
Quote:
Originally Posted by pyirt
Is Trinitrophenol explosive? I thought it was Trinitrotoluene? Anyway, good luck with the plan. Don`t get arrested by the police thou re: war on terror etc.
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Trinirotoluene is TNT.
They are different.
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22 Oct 2004, 18:24
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: Fireworks
Quote:
Originally Posted by pyirt
Apparently Ammonium nitrate is a good explosive, especially when mixed with diesel.
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Which is essentially a fertiliser bomb.
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