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Golin · 14 Nov 2002, 11:24

I have shot a person

Golin · 14 Nov 2002, 11:26

Bullets.

14 Nov 2002, 11:32

so?

who cares [shrug]

14 Nov 2002, 12:44

golin, u sad little ****.
u have never shot anyone, if you have: PROVE IT!
telling everyone that you have shot someone just makes you look dumb.

ELeeming · 14 Nov 2002, 12:56

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Originally posted by Golin
Bullets.

Did they die?

14 Nov 2002, 13:20

ofc not, golin couldn't hit a house if he was inside of it. he is just BSing on the boards, like the sad twat he is. i really hope your "victim" get's a chance to give you what you deserve.

eple · 14 Nov 2002, 17:46

heh....sure seems like some people had a bad day.

14 Nov 2002, 17:55

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Originally posted by Miasma
Was it Sunday8pm, Dace or Tony Blair?

How dare you put me in the same list as two people as gay as Paul Adam and President Blair.

acropolis · 14 Nov 2002, 18:05

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Originally posted by Dace

How dare you put me in the same list as two people as gay as Paul Adam and President Blair.

Maybe he added you to the list to make sure everyone understood it wasn't just gays he wanted shot.

It's a pretty ambiguous post if you ask me.

meaple · 14 Nov 2002, 18:39

Ich habe ein sehr grosse toilette.

meaple · 14 Nov 2002, 18:41

I shot my load on my stomach and chest this morning

Grimble · 14 Nov 2002, 18:42

So I was driving down the road the other day on my lunch break when I pull up behind a car that says "Smile if you swing". I was on a 6 lane road, so I quickly pulled into the next lane in order to get a look at who the swingers were. As luck would have it, there were two very attractive women (a blonde and a brunette)in the vehicle. I made eye contact with them, and even though I'm not a swinger, I smiled. They motioned for me to pull onto a side road, and me being the idiot I am, I did.
We got out of the car in a secluded cul de sac, and they give me a look that says "I don't care who you are, what your name is, I just wanna ****." I thought this was pretty cool, and I went up to the blonde one and started to kiss her while the other one starting unzipping my pants and playing with my ever hardening ****. The brunette starting to suck my ****. She was going at it like a pro, and the blonde started to giggle. I thought it was a little weird, but I just enjoyed myself.
I finished up, and the brunette gives me a look like she wants me to return the favor. I figure it's only fair, so I slide my hand down her jeans and into her panties to find a BIG HAIRY BAG OF BEANS AND A SEMI-SOFT PENIS! I gasped in horror as the blonde starts laughing like it's the funniest thing ever. I was tempted to get in my car and floor it, but I figured, hey, fair is fair! I gave her (him) a handjob. Am I gay?

meaple · 14 Nov 2002, 18:46

did you enjoy it grimble?

Grimble · 14 Nov 2002, 18:48

what

meaple · 14 Nov 2002, 18:50

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Originally posted by Grimble
I gave her (him) a handjob. Am I gay?

Grimble · 14 Nov 2002, 18:51

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Originally posted by Grimble
what

meaple · 14 Nov 2002, 18:57

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Originally posted by meaple
did you enjoy it grimble?

Grimble · 14 Nov 2002, 19:02

umop episdn w,|

14 Nov 2002, 19:06

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Originally posted by meaple
did you enjoy it grimble?

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Originally posted by Grimble
what

I've heard Nod argue that because he didn't enjoy it he's not Gay.

Grimble · 14 Nov 2002, 19:07

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Originally posted by Dace
he's not Gay.

:rolleyes:

Grimble · 14 Nov 2002, 19:10

my mom once came up with an amazing way to save money. the plan was to take a teepee and live out in the middle of ****ing nowhere. GENIOUS!

about a week into this amazing money saving adventure i awoke with an itch in my crotch region. when i scratched this itch i felt what seemed to be a piece of bark tangled up in my pubic hair. i extracted the bark and gave it a cursory glance before tossing it aside. only it wasn't bark, it was a gigantic ****ing crotch beetle.

we moved a few weeks later. it turns out the money saved didn't really out weigh the fact that we had no water, or power, and that some large creature wanted to get into our teepee.

14 Nov 2002, 21:11

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Originally posted by Grimble
my mom once came up with an amazing way to save money. the plan was to take a teepee and live out in the middle of ****ing nowhere. GENIOUS!

about a week into this amazing money saving adventure i awoke with an itch in my crotch region. when i scratched this itch i felt what seemed to be a piece of bark tangled up in my pubic hair. i extracted the bark and gave it a cursory glance before tossing it aside. only it wasn't bark, it was a gigantic ****ing crotch beetle.

we moved a few weeks later. it turns out the money saved didn't really out weigh the fact that we had no water, or power, and that some large creature wanted to get into our teepee.

wtf is wrong with you?

meaple · 14 Nov 2002, 23:31

He seems to be pasting things and not reading them

Golin · 21 Nov 2002, 18:46

actually it was my sister when i was 7.
my grandad had a 22' rifle in the hall to shoot deers with.
i pointed it towards my sister (i didn't know it was loaded) and pulled the trigger.
she survived.

Tron · 21 Nov 2002, 19:15

Two weeks ago I was at the house where a bunch of my friends live. They had a keg and some everclear, so needless to say I got pretty drunk. I went upstairs to use the bathroom and I decided that urinating in their shower and shampoo bottles would be more fun than using the toilet bowl. I tried to make a good mix of the two so the combination wasn't too watery and thin. I think they are still washing their hair with my urine.