Planetarion Forums - London Bombing jokes.

KaneED · 8 Jul 2005, 11:31

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Originally Posted by Chika

Kind words, straight from the heart, are so easy to speak. Being kind to others is the best way to be good to yourself

So what you're saying is that all human beings are essentially selfish because they only help others to make themselves feel good?

Chika · 8 Jul 2005, 11:33

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Originally Posted by KaneED

So what you're saying is that all human beings are essentially selfish because they only help others to make themselves feel good?

no, what you have witnessed is me starting to quote word for word, from top to bottom this site..
http://www.dailycelebrations.com/071099.htm

until love shows up in this bitch!!!!!

"Happiness is not so much in having as sharing," said Norman MacEwan. "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."

KaneED · 8 Jul 2005, 11:33

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Originally Posted by Chika

no, what you have witnessed is me starting to quote word for word, from top to bottom this site..

but that is still what it means

Chika · 8 Jul 2005, 11:39

yeah....
Written Japanese is complicated and requires 2,000 characters and is a blend of three writing systems: Kanji, which is the idea of the word rather than its sound, and hiragana and katakana, where the characters represent the spoken sounds.

Weeks · 8 Jul 2005, 11:53

Jesus, a four page thread and emerged out of my loins.

By the way i'm all for humour when it comes to getting over tragedy.
Close members of my family have died.
I still joke about it.
I'd be hell if I went around being depressed about it all the time.

You can make jokes and still take things seriously.
Maybe this is an at-form you're not able to express.
I thought it was a British thing.

Dead_Meat · 8 Jul 2005, 11:59

If I should close this thread, think only this of me:
That there's some corner of a Netgamer's iRC server
That is for ever populated with cretins telling each other to 'Go look at this thread on PAGD, it's sick and should be closed, in fact, go and read every little bit of it and then post in it and say 'Ooh you rotten scoundrels you made me cry'

Maybe we can put up a selectable 'outrage post' fashioned after this:

I am sickened/outraged/busy initiating roids and this is taking time away from planning galactic conquest by this thread as my Dad/brother/battle commander was on the train before/nearby where the bus blew up/on iRC at the time of this and I was worried sick/concerned/busy initiating roids for several minutes/hours/ticks until I got in contact with them and found that they were fine/shaken but unhurt/in the same room as me all along but I hadn't noticed as I was busy initiating roids and planning galactic conquest so you all be ashamed of yourself for being sick/thoughtless/stupid enough to go Terran

SilverSmoke · 8 Jul 2005, 12:05

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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat

Maybe we can put up a selectable 'outrage post' fashioned after this:

I am sickened/outraged/busy initiating roids and this is taking time away from planning galactic conquest by this thread as my Dad/brother/battle commander was on the train before/nearby where the bus blew up/on iRC at the time of this and I was worried sick/concerned/busy initiating roids for several minutes/hours/ticks until I got in contact with them and found that they were fine/shaken but unhurt/in the same room as me all along but I hadn't noticed as I was busy initiating roids and planning galactic conquest so you all be ashamed of yourself for being sick/thoughtless/stupid enough to go Terran

heh

Chika · 8 Jul 2005, 12:07

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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat

If I should close this thread, think only this of me:
That there's some corner of a Netgamer's iRC server
That is for ever populated with cretins telling each other to 'Go look at this thread on PAGD, it's sick and should be closed, in fact, go and read every little bit of it and then post in it and say 'Ooh you rotten scoundrels you made me cry'

Maybe we can put up a selectable 'outrage post' fashioned after this:

I am sickened/outraged/busy initiating roids and this is taking time away from planning galactic conquest by this thread as my Dad/brother/battle commander was on the train before/nearby where the bus blew up/on iRC at the time of this and I was worried sick/concerned/busy initiating roids for several minutes/hours/ticks until I got in contact with them and found that they were fine/shaken but unhurt/in the same room as me all along but I hadn't noticed as I was busy initiating roids and planning galactic conquest so you all be ashamed of yourself for being sick/thoughtless/stupid enough to go Terran

In some corner of netgamers 2 fat men are cyboring. One posing as a hot 13 year old girl, and the other as a muscular male model.

skiddy · 8 Jul 2005, 12:35

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Originally Posted by max_vix

All the people who left me neg rep with such comments as:
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bye bye - hyfe

Because you have an ugly signature (ToF) -Nadar

deerbarn
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Do you really think I give 2 shi*s about neg rep ? I'm 22, I'm not a little kid.

I still maintain what I said before. ANYONE who makes a joke about this already is sick. People have died and our country has been hurt. Of course I know how to have a laugh ffs, I was at the pub last night for my girlfriends birthday and I had a great night. We talked about the bombings loads, but not once would any of us have made a joke about it, it's just not right. It's called respect. Tbh if this thread was on any other forum it would have been closed by now.

PA delayed the public beta by a day....and yet they still let threads like this exist.

People have died, it doesn't matter if you didn't know them - that you weren't affected by it, u should still show respect and not be sick by posting jokes.

Quoted for truth, justice and the terrorist way.

Now seriously, you and a good few other of your little friends have never been seen on GD before.

My suggestion would be to go and post your opinions somewhere where people care about them.

In other news, the British Olympic Commitee have issued a statement apologising to the British public for setting the opening fireworks off some seven years early...

roadrunner_0 · 8 Jul 2005, 12:36

oi skiddy answer your PM's you git

skiddy · 8 Jul 2005, 12:40

I was going to see if I could get the same suit that guy with the bandages on his head was wearing yesterday - I liked the 'rockdude' tattered look it had.

Wonder if it comes as standard...

roadrunner_0 · 8 Jul 2005, 12:40

lol

hyfe · 8 Jul 2005, 14:30

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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat

[...]ashamed of yourself for being sick/thoughtless/stupid enough to go Terran

Now that would have been the perfect place for a temporary ressurection of the tarantula joke.

Radical Edward · 8 Jul 2005, 14:32

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Originally Posted by skiddy

I was going to see if I could get the same suit that guy with the bandages on his head was wearing yesterday - I liked the 'rockdude' tattered look it had.

Wonder if it comes as standard...

it's the new look by the AQ fashion house, available in London, New York and Madrid

Minty · 8 Jul 2005, 15:01

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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat

These bombings are like London buses anyway.

You wait ages for one to arrive, then four come along at once.

Dante Hicks · 8 Jul 2005, 15:21

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Originally Posted by Yahwe

michael howard has condemned the atrocity

saying it's killed half of the conservative voters in the city

This was my favourite.

I approve of this thread.

edmoo · 8 Jul 2005, 15:51

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You wait ages for one to arrive, then four come along at once.

I love that one. And it made that cute girl in my english class chuckle when she overheard me talking to a freind. I love you dead_meat!

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saying it's killed half of the conservative voters in the city

Wow, I would have guessed that Yahwe was a conservative...

This thread is one small step for Radical Edward, and one great leap for the British.

Yahwe · 8 Jul 2005, 16:11

this thread needs more gags and fewer whining nobodies

Kargool · 8 Jul 2005, 16:11

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Originally Posted by max_vix

Do you really think I give 2 shi*s about neg rep ? I'm 22, I'm not a little kid.

The question then is: Why the hell would you actually post about your neg rep on the forums if you didnt care?

Oh well, just another ToF'er that prolly dont know how to attack the right coords in PA.

Dead_Meat · 8 Jul 2005, 16:20

Keep your PA drivel off my board.

It's not like you played Round 1, is it? n00b.

Kargool · 8 Jul 2005, 16:24

I did play round 1

A girl showed me planetarion actually. I just didnt have an alliance. Should i put it in my siggie?

Dead_Meat · 8 Jul 2005, 16:31

YES PLEEEEEEEEASE.

Marilyn Manson · 8 Jul 2005, 16:36

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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke

It's good to have such a social expert over here on the forums

It's also extremely ironic considering the source.

Yahwe · 8 Jul 2005, 16:38

latest fare increases blamed for the attack

Yahwe · 8 Jul 2005, 16:41

After Liverpool Street and Kings Cross Police fear attacks on Fenchurch Street and Marylebone as terrorists seek to get the full monopoly set

Dead_Meat · 8 Jul 2005, 16:50

London Tour operators deny shortage of open-top buses related to bomb attack.

furball · 8 Jul 2005, 16:51

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Originally Posted by Yahwe

After Liverpool Street and Kings Cross Police fear attacks on Fenchurch Street and Euston as terrorists seek to get the full monopoly set

but but but the other one is Marylebone

Yahwe · 8 Jul 2005, 16:56

ben elton set to make musical of the attack

dda · 8 Jul 2005, 18:43

You think that the loss of life was the worst part of the bombing but wait, the plot was more insideous than that. In the near future......

Tour Guide: Ladies and genterman, this is the very spot where the double-decker bus was bombed.

American Tourist: Where's the hole?

Tour Guide: Well, actually, there was no hole. The top was just blown off of the bus.

American Tourist: Where's the bus?

Tour Guide: I believe the bus had to be retired and was scrapped.

American Tourist: What kind of rip off is this? In New York we at least got to see a hole!

LHC · 8 Jul 2005, 18:48

If you don't laugh at this, the terrorists have won.

Because they are out there right now. Plotting to destroy British comedy classics such as "Fawlty Towers" and "Blackadder".

Sarina_Joy · 8 Jul 2005, 22:37

I don't really want to add to this thread except to say two things..

1. Thankyou to the GD regulars for not losing your sense and intelligence but still making me actually laugh out loud at several points in this thread.

2. Deepflow I think you have misunderstood Coolings post.

Deepflow · 8 Jul 2005, 22:59

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Originally Posted by Sarina_Joy

I don't really want to add to this thread except to say two things..

1. Thankyou to the GD regulars for not losing your sense and intelligence but still making me actually laugh out loud at several points in this thread.

2. Deepflow I think you have misunderstood Coolings post.

yes, i have, i was very stoned at the time

but all is settled now.

Marilyn Manson · 8 Jul 2005, 23:06

I can't remember Henry being right about anything. Ever.

Dante Hicks · 8 Jul 2005, 23:09

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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

I can't remember Henry being right about anything. Ever.

He is generally right about drugs policy, although that might be put down to enlightened self-interest.

Deepflow · 8 Jul 2005, 23:14

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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

I can't remember Henry being right about anything. Ever.

no no, you can't remember ever agreeing with me on anything, and since you are always wrong, it works out

P.S <3

Deepflow · 8 Jul 2005, 23:14

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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

He is generally right about drugs policy, although that might be put down to enlightened self-interest.

thats just my baby, drugs policy

im probably going to get involved politically with it to some extent.

Marilyn Manson · 8 Jul 2005, 23:17

I'm not a hippy. Thus I win all our arguments by default.

Deepflow · 8 Jul 2005, 23:26

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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

I'm not a hippy. Thus I win all our arguments by default.

god hates homos.

Dante Hicks · 8 Jul 2005, 23:31

I like goths and hippies. I don't know who to side with.

Marilyn Manson · 8 Jul 2005, 23:32

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Originally Posted by Deepflow

god hates homos.

The views of fictional characters don't count.

Chika · 8 Jul 2005, 23:36

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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

The views of fictional characters don't count.

Lol. Its funny, when you don't know how a person looks, when you see thier writing, you tend to formulate a picture.
YUCK

Marilyn Manson · 8 Jul 2005, 23:38

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Originally Posted by Chika

Lol. Its funny, when you don't know how a person looks, when you see thier writing, you tend to formulate a picture.
YUCK

Do you want the banstick again?

Dante Hicks · 8 Jul 2005, 23:41

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Originally Posted by Chika

Lol. Its funny, when you don't know how a person looks, when you see thier writing

I don't think I do that. If you even mean what I think you mean.

Chika · 9 Jul 2005, 05:44

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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

Do you want the banstick again?

I take it you couldn't muster up any 1980's funnish comment.
So naturally, you resort to "ban". After the amount of flaming and name calling you allowed in this thread, you should ban yourself.
I merely just followed your example, and your geek peers. You call people names but the minute someone calls you one, you cry.*

* OMGWTF Chika` is sooooooooOOOOOOOO bad.

Yahwe · 9 Jul 2005, 05:46

**** off jonny f

this is england's way of grieving

**** off

you don't get us.

oh

oh oh

and incase i missed it

**** off

Yahwe · 9 Jul 2005, 05:49

it's our ****ing thread. our ****ing city. our ****ing jokes.

how complicated is it to understand?

Chika · 9 Jul 2005, 05:56

I think its ok that people from there tell jokes. They aren't funny to me, but oh well, you don't see me complaining. I disagree with the people complaing because they DON'T HAVE TO READ THE THREAD. I read it, and thought it was idiotic, so i chose not to reply, but once it started getting alot of replies, i looked at it again, and saw that it was a bitchfest. I dived on in and felt right at home!!

Someone's Troll · 9 Jul 2005, 06:31

In other news, the bodies of the passengers on the top deck of the bus which was attacked have been located. All twelve of them were spotted IN ORBIT by the International Space Station. Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Stew · 9 Jul 2005, 11:31

An Englishmen gets on a bus.
Boom boom.

queball · 9 Jul 2005, 11:44

The only question now is whether to call it "7/7" or "7/7".