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10 Mar 2004, 10:50
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TashTastic
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dont you hate it when......
.....you fall asleep eating something (for example chocolate) then wake up to find it nicely smeared across your sheets!
what an arse
so basically what is your 'dont you hate it when.......[insert your *thing* here]'
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10 Mar 2004, 10:52
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Re: dont you hate it when......
you sure you didnt just shit the bed again
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10 Mar 2004, 10:54
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TashTastic
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Re: dont you hate it when......
its white chocolate - looked like a really dodgy cum stain with big chunks
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10 Mar 2004, 10:54
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cynic
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Re: dont you hate it when......
now thats just worrying!
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10 Mar 2004, 10:59
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TashTastic
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Re: dont you hate it when......
i would be even more worried if it was white shit :eek:
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10 Mar 2004, 11:07
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Re: dont you hate it when......
your gf's best friend jerks you off in girlfriends bed and girlfriend walks into the room.
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10 Mar 2004, 11:08
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Re: dont you hate it when......
What's to hate about that?
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10 Mar 2004, 11:14
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: dont you hate it when......
I left a white chocolate mouse in my dressing gown pocket once When I remembered about it, the pocket was coated in a stiff white substance, which looked highly suspicious.
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10 Mar 2004, 11:17
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Angry Young Man
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Re: dont you hate it when......
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Originally Posted by Madina
.....you fall asleep eating something (for example chocolate) then wake up to find it nicely smeared across your sheets!
what an arse
so basically what is your 'dont you hate it when.......[insert your *thing* here]'
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Did that last night with a packet of mccoys. I was quite drunk. (Decided not to go to uni, and drink from 1 till 12) and they ended up all over my sheets, under my back, down my boxers, and i smell of Flame Grilled Steak.
Could be time for a shower.
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10 Mar 2004, 11:25
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TashTastic
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Re: dont you hate it when......
well i was also drunk - but i was eating these white chocolate raisins (very nice from m&s) - and im sure i was careful - but clearly not
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10 Mar 2004, 11:40
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Re: dont you hate it when......
I just hate it when your in a lift at the top of a really tall building and the lift cable snaps and you plummet 300 feet to the bottom of the shaft
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10 Mar 2004, 14:57
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Re: dont you hate it when......
Yeah, the other sunday I had dinner in bed and forgot about it. On Monday I remembered I had left my entire roast dinner in the bed and had even gone asleep while it was in there!
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10 Mar 2004, 14:59
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Bored
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Re: dont you hate it when......
I spilt orange juice all over my bedside table this morning while i was frantically looking to switch my alarm off...
Would have been ok but it was Orange Juice with bits in so now I have orangey bits everywhere
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10 Mar 2004, 15:47
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Gone
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Re: dont you hate it when......
I believe the solution is to sleep and eat at differing times during the day.
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10 Mar 2004, 15:48
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Re: dont you hate it when......
Sounds like alot of work.
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10 Mar 2004, 16:27
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: dont you hate it when......
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Originally Posted by I am Idler
your gf's best friend jerks you off in girlfriends bed and girlfriend walks into the room.
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that tends to end very well according to all the documentaries I've viewed on the subject
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10 Mar 2004, 18:53
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Re: dont you hate it when......
Don't you hate it when the stupid fat ****s that work with you always assume that you will have all the answers to any problems they come across and instantly phone you, even at five to six in the evening whilst your eating dinner with your family.
I swear to God if that man phones me and whinges about anything I'm going to smash his stupid fat **** off head against a ****ing wall.
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10 Mar 2004, 18:56
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Gone
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Re: dont you hate it when......
Hit that fat bastard. Free your rage.
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10 Mar 2004, 19:04
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Re: dont you hate it when......
Don't you hate it when you need to sneeze but you can't?
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10 Mar 2004, 19:08
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Gone
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Re: dont you hate it when......
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Don't you hate it when you need to sneeze but you can't?
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I hate Polish people.
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10 Mar 2004, 22:06
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Re: dont you hate it when......
I hate it when there's a very cute girl who get's on your train every day, who smiles at you a lot, who you think "Hmm, how old is she, she could be 13-16?" who then one day says to her friend "Remember to lend me the video tommorow" and then the next day you see her friend lending the video.
The ****ing Little Mermaid.
Not that that happened to me today or anything. No sirreee.
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10 Mar 2004, 23:35
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Gone
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Re: dont you hate it when......
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Not that that happened to me today or anything. No sirreee.
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Ah, unrequieted lust for underage girls. The stuff that the best romances are made of.
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11 Mar 2004, 01:23
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Re: dont you hate it when......
I hate it when I post on internet forums.
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11 Mar 2004, 03:08
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Angry Young Man
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Re: dont you hate it when......
I came in pissed as a twat on saturday night.
I made myself beans on toast as a munchie meal
Before eating said meal i decided it wasnt enough so made a ham sandwich
Before eating anything i decided it still wasnt enough so made a ham roll
Went upstairs with beans on toast, ham sandwich and ham roll
Put them down on the table next to my bed
Fell asleep without eating a bite
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11 Mar 2004, 05:07
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: dont you hate it when......
Don't you hate it when the Ethernet to TDM converter you've travelled to Guatemala to demonstrate, decides to lock itself into a bundle of metal bits and plastic covering that in total are about as much use as a dried up dog turd in a rainstorm and you have to spend four hours recovering the thing and assuring the customer that 'oh no, it won't do that when you use it, no way at all, noooooooo'.
Bollocks to it, I'm going to the bar and getting hammered.
TTFN.
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11 Mar 2004, 05:08
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: dont you hate it when......
P.S. Th egreat thing about going to the bar and getting hammered is that, eventually, the customer will pay for it and thus it's all win win as far as their snide little 'having a few problems RIch are we?' comments go.
Bloody dagoes.
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11 Mar 2004, 11:34
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nomen est omen
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Re: dont you hate it when......
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you sure you didnt just shit the bed again
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I remember an ex-girl friend of mine used to threaten to put chocolate buttons between my cheeks whilst asleep, so I`d wake up thinking I`d shat myself. Fortunately it never happened.
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11 Mar 2004, 12:56
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cynic
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Re: dont you hate it when......
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Ohw, suits you sir, gets on your train does she sir?
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i reckon that you have hired this girl to sit on dante's train just to frustrate him
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