While in the pub one night we started thinking up porn film titles...

[CrashTester]

Forever Hung
Breakfast On Tiffany
Jesus Christ: Porno Star
When Hairy ****ed Sally
Libido Man
My Big Lebowski
Sleeping With Seattle
Varsity Blows
The Boobs Brothers
The Firmest
The Hunt for Pink ****ober
Riding Miss Daisy
City Lickers
**** Air
Ed's Wood
Desperate Pleasures
On Deadly Mound
Legs Wide Shut
Interview With A Vibrator
Star Whores
The Three ****ateers
American Booty
Bringing Out The Head
Seven Dicks Into Beth
Field Of Wet Dreams
End Of Gays
Good Will Humping
The Meattricks
Happy Getsmore
Pants/Off
The ****
Full Latex Jacket
Close Encounters of the Nude Kind
Man On The Poon
Robo****
Major Leg
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom
Vampire in Brook Lyn
ET the Extra Testicle
Cliff's Hanger
Over the Twat
Runway Bride
My Best Friends Wetting
Whores Whisperer
Legends of the Ball
Young Buns
Tango and Snatch
Dirty Lancing
Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
Pokememon
Jacob the Licker
The Talented Mr. Rip Me
Summer of Slam
Doing John Malkovich
Wee Willy
The Mighty ****s
The Hairy Bitch Project
American Bi
A Jug's Life
The Bare Clit Project
The Mask of Porno
Waiting to Climax
Mickey White Eyes
Deep Blue Balls
Urban Lesbian
Face Jam
The Bone Erector
Reaming Out The Dead
Bonfire of the Panties
The Bone Ranger
Glad-He-Ate-Her
Planet of the Gapes
Jumpin' Jack's Ass
The ****s and the Mound
28 Lays
Prostitute Games
Judge Head
The Whore is Not Enough
Caddysnatch
Orifice Space
The Brady Munch
Scat People
The Perfect Porn
Pump Fiction
Gang Bang Related
Jackie Brown Eye
XXX-Men
Position: Impossible
The Loin King 2: Simba's Ride
Regarding Heinie
Silence of the Loins
Dante Peaks
Play it to the Boner
The Bone Molester
Natural Born Jigglers
Mouth Party
The Flintbones
I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
Pornocchio
Porn on the 4th of July
South Pork: Big Long and Uncut
Lubrication Man
Dangerous Binds
Swallow Man
Throbbin' Hood
Rambone
A Rear And Pleasant Danger
Splendor in the Ass
Ass Wide Shut
Mr. Holland's Anus
Tits A Wonderful Life
Buttman Forever
My Bare Lady
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
The Bootie Guard
Creamer vs. Creamer
Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
There's Something In and Out of Mary
Bare Ass in The Park
Bright Lights, Big Titties
Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory
Das Butt
Diddle-Her on the Roof
Saturday Night Fever Blister
Sorest Rump
Ordinary Peepholes
Dirty and Hairy
The Man Who Blew Too Much
What Lies Beneath Me
(Spanking) 12 Monkeys
Three Days Of The Condom
For Your Ass Only
The Anus Family
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone
Single White She-male
Tales of the Backside
Top Buns
Waiting to XXX Hale
Men in Back
The Inside-her
Ball Street
Spray it Forward
My Best Friends Wetting
ET the Extra Testicle
The Legend in Bagger's Pants
Great Sexpectations
Six Degrees of Penetration
A ****work Orange
Ben-In-Her
The Truman Blow
Get Harder
****ed In 60 Seconds
Jules In Her Nile
Pulp Friction
The Mod Squat
The Negrosheateher
Lace Cowboys (Contributed by Jim Jones)
Blow me, O Juliet
Cum-let
MacMuff
The Laying of the Shrew
Julius Eat-her
Twelfth Inch
A Midsummer Night's Cream
As You Stroke It
The Dominatrix of Venice
Much Ado About ****ing
Blowthello
Along He Came Inside Her
Miss Cunnilingiality
Clitoris Claiborne
A.I. Artificial Implants
One Blew Another in the Cuckoos Nest
12 Horny Men
Boyz on the Hood
Terms of Enrearment
Cliffbanger (Contributed by Roland)
Who Lies Beneath
Womb Raider
Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer's Bone
A.I. - Artificial Insemination
Maximum Bonerdrive
Caddycrack
Tucker: A Man and his Cream
Going Down and Cumming out in Beverly Hills
Star Trek 2 - The Wrath of Cum
Star Trek 3 - The Search for Sperm
Star Trek 4 - The Voyeurs Home
Blackdraft
Remember The Tightones
Risky Jizzness
Riding on Boys in Cars
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape
Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Black **** Down
Blowtime
APooterLips Now
Saturday Night Beaver
Honey I Shanked The Kids
Lord Of The **** Rings
Booty & The Beast
Harry Squatter
The Midget Bones Diary
Ali Throbba And The 40 Creams (Contributed by mustang.ed)
McHale's Gravy
My Cousin's In Me
Jurassic Poke
Throbbin' Wood: Prince of Whores
The Crocodile Humper
Sex Toy Story
Forrest Gimp
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Add Momma To The Train
Twin Cheeks
Gangbangs Of New York
8 Inch
Analize This/That
Bootyshop
My Big Fat Greek Woody
In Diana Jones (Contributed by Gh0sT)
Facesitter (Contributed by K. Gregg)
Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit? (Contributed by Mark M.)
Blastaway
Friday After Sexed
Glazed And Confused
Malcolm Sex
The Usual Suck-spects
All Quiet On The Breasts In Front
Apoca-lips Now
The Wadfather
Lawrence Of A Labia
Star Whores
To Thrill A ****ingbird
Breast Side Story
The Jism Of Oz
The XXX-orcist
L.A. ****fidential
Back To The Coocher
The Empire Stikes From The Back
The Spooge-itive
Boldfinger
The Little Sperm-Aid
The Magnificent Semen
Monty's Python and the Hole-y Girl
Merry Poppings
Sleepy Swallow
Leaking Beauty
A Lad In
The Porn Identity
The Phantom Penis
Any Given Cumday
Raiders Of The Lost Ass
Pornoccio
Crotch & Dong: Up In Poke
Crotch & Dong: Still Pokin'
The Small Kotowski
The Empire Likes Crack
Monsters Pinc
Mary's Poppin'
Sleeping With 3 Men In Me
Going For Sloppy Seconds
The Pelican Queif
Charlie's Anal
The Princess Derriere
The Legend Of The Banger Van
Behind Emily's Panty Line
The Mount Of Monet Kristal
The Royal Tenderbuns
Twat Lies Beneath
Eyes Wide Slut
Swallow At The Campfire
Ache Legged ****s
The Wet Dream Catcher
Bang Hur
Bang The Dong Slowly
Queered Science
Pullet
Final Breastination
Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Planet Of The Gapes
Cherry Ass Of Fire
Screw Momma In The Train
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
The Sexorcist
Porn Free
Sleeping With The Enema
Full Metal Jackoff
Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes
Children Of The Cornhole
Dickochet
Aim It On Rio
The Bad Nudes Bared
My Big Fat Greek Penis
Boyz With Tha Wood
48 Whores
West Side Orgy
**** Star
For A Fistfull, She Hollers
For A Two-Dollar Whore

hmmm..."Sorest Rump" is good...as is "Position: Impossible"

[Apothos]

Originally Posted by CrashTester

For A Fistfull, She Hollers

hehe.

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally Posted by CrashTester

Forever Hung
Breakfast On Tiffany
Jesus Christ: Porno Star
When Hairy ****ed Sally
Libido Man
My Big Lebowski
Sleeping With Seattle
Varsity Blows
The Boobs Brothers
The Firmest
The Hunt for Pink ****ober
Riding Miss Daisy
City Lickers
**** Air
Ed's Wood
Desperate Pleasures
On Deadly Mound
Legs Wide Shut
Interview With A Vibrator
Star Whores
The Three ****ateers
American Booty
Bringing Out The Head
Seven Dicks Into Beth
Field Of Wet Dreams
End Of Gays
Good Will Humping
The Meattricks
Happy Getsmore
Pants/Off
The ****
Full Latex Jacket
Close Encounters of the Nude Kind
Man On The Poon
Robo****
Major Leg
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom
Vampire in Brook Lyn
ET the Extra Testicle
Cliff's Hanger
Over the Twat
Runway Bride
My Best Friends Wetting
Whores Whisperer
Legends of the Ball
Young Buns
Tango and Snatch
Dirty Lancing
Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
Pokememon
Jacob the Licker
The Talented Mr. Rip Me
Summer of Slam
Doing John Malkovich
Wee Willy
The Mighty ****s
The Hairy Bitch Project
American Bi
A Jug's Life
The Bare Clit Project
The Mask of Porno
Waiting to Climax
Mickey White Eyes
Deep Blue Balls
Urban Lesbian
Face Jam
The Bone Erector
Reaming Out The Dead
Bonfire of the Panties
The Bone Ranger
Glad-He-Ate-Her
Planet of the Gapes
Jumpin' Jack's Ass
The ****s and the Mound
28 Lays
Prostitute Games
Judge Head
The Whore is Not Enough
Caddysnatch
Orifice Space
The Brady Munch
Scat People
The Perfect Porn
Pump Fiction
Gang Bang Related
Jackie Brown Eye
XXX-Men
Position: Impossible
The Loin King 2: Simba's Ride
Regarding Heinie
Silence of the Loins
Dante Peaks
Play it to the Boner
The Bone Molester
Natural Born Jigglers
Mouth Party
The Flintbones
I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
Pornocchio
Porn on the 4th of July
South Pork: Big Long and Uncut
Lubrication Man
Dangerous Binds
Swallow Man
Throbbin' Hood
Rambone
A Rear And Pleasant Danger
Splendor in the Ass
Ass Wide Shut
Mr. Holland's Anus
Tits A Wonderful Life
Buttman Forever
My Bare Lady
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
The Bootie Guard
Creamer vs. Creamer
Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
There's Something In and Out of Mary
Bare Ass in The Park
Bright Lights, Big Titties
Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory
Das Butt
Diddle-Her on the Roof
Saturday Night Fever Blister
Sorest Rump
Ordinary Peepholes
Dirty and Hairy
The Man Who Blew Too Much
What Lies Beneath Me
(Spanking) 12 Monkeys
Three Days Of The Condom
For Your Ass Only
The Anus Family
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone
Single White She-male
Tales of the Backside
Top Buns
Waiting to XXX Hale
Men in Back
The Inside-her
Ball Street
Spray it Forward
My Best Friends Wetting
ET the Extra Testicle
The Legend in Bagger's Pants
Great Sexpectations
Six Degrees of Penetration
A ****work Orange
Ben-In-Her
The Truman Blow
Get Harder
****ed In 60 Seconds
Jules In Her Nile
Pulp Friction
The Mod Squat
The Negrosheateher
Lace Cowboys (Contributed by Jim Jones)
Blow me, O Juliet
Cum-let
MacMuff
The Laying of the Shrew
Julius Eat-her
Twelfth Inch
A Midsummer Night's Cream
As You Stroke It
The Dominatrix of Venice
Much Ado About ****ing
Blowthello
Along He Came Inside Her
Miss Cunnilingiality
Clitoris Claiborne
A.I. Artificial Implants
One Blew Another in the Cuckoos Nest
12 Horny Men
Boyz on the Hood
Terms of Enrearment
Cliffbanger (Contributed by Roland)
Who Lies Beneath
Womb Raider
Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer's Bone
A.I. - Artificial Insemination
Maximum Bonerdrive
Caddycrack
Tucker: A Man and his Cream
Going Down and Cumming out in Beverly Hills
Star Trek 2 - The Wrath of Cum
Star Trek 3 - The Search for Sperm
Star Trek 4 - The Voyeurs Home
Blackdraft
Remember The Tightones
Risky Jizzness
Riding on Boys in Cars
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape
Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Black **** Down
Blowtime
APooterLips Now
Saturday Night Beaver
Honey I Shanked The Kids
Lord Of The **** Rings
Booty & The Beast
Harry Squatter
The Midget Bones Diary
Ali Throbba And The 40 Creams (Contributed by mustang.ed)
McHale's Gravy
My Cousin's In Me
Jurassic Poke
Throbbin' Wood: Prince of Whores
The Crocodile Humper
Sex Toy Story
Forrest Gimp
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Add Momma To The Train
Twin Cheeks
Gangbangs Of New York
8 Inch
Analize This/That
Bootyshop
My Big Fat Greek Woody
In Diana Jones (Contributed by Gh0sT)
Facesitter (Contributed by K. Gregg)
Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit? (Contributed by Mark M.)
Blastaway
Friday After Sexed
Glazed And Confused
Malcolm Sex
The Usual Suck-spects
All Quiet On The Breasts In Front
Apoca-lips Now
The Wadfather
Lawrence Of A Labia
Star Whores
To Thrill A ****ingbird
Breast Side Story
The Jism Of Oz
The XXX-orcist
L.A. ****fidential
Back To The Coocher
The Empire Stikes From The Back
The Spooge-itive
Boldfinger
The Little Sperm-Aid
The Magnificent Semen
Monty's Python and the Hole-y Girl
Merry Poppings
Sleepy Swallow
Leaking Beauty
A Lad In
The Porn Identity
The Phantom Penis
Any Given Cumday
Raiders Of The Lost Ass
Pornoccio
Crotch & Dong: Up In Poke
Crotch & Dong: Still Pokin'
The Small Kotowski
The Empire Likes Crack
Monsters Pinc
Mary's Poppin'
Sleeping With 3 Men In Me
Going For Sloppy Seconds
The Pelican Queif
Charlie's Anal
The Princess Derriere
The Legend Of The Banger Van
Behind Emily's Panty Line
The Mount Of Monet Kristal
The Royal Tenderbuns
Twat Lies Beneath
Eyes Wide Slut
Swallow At The Campfire
Ache Legged ****s
The Wet Dream Catcher
Bang Hur
Bang The Dong Slowly
Queered Science
Pullet
Final Breastination
Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Planet Of The Gapes
Cherry Ass Of Fire
Screw Momma In The Train
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
The Sexorcist
Porn Free
Sleeping With The Enema
Full Metal Jackoff
Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes
Children Of The Cornhole
Dickochet
Aim It On Rio
The Bad Nudes Bared
My Big Fat Greek Penis
Boyz With Tha Wood
48 Whores
West Side Orgy
**** Star
For A Fistfull, She Hollers
For A Two-Dollar Whore

hmmm..."Sorest Rump" is good...as is "Position: Impossible"

Thanks to Mark.M, K.Gregg and the rest for contributing!

[edit]

http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html

[Appocomaster]

I gave up reading after the first 20. Was there no bar girl to chat up or something?

[djbass]

Heard many before, definately way too many on that list.

On an unrelated joke..

An Iraq walks into a bar...




...he left the place devistated.

[cubass2]

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...ffany%22&meta=

Well done

[Kurashima]

I still think that you have to go some to beat

"John Holmes and his incredible 12 inch fanny expander"

For a Porn title.

[Knight Theamion]

Shaving Ryans Privates?

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by Knight Theamion

Shaving Ryans Privates?

I think that ones been done to death. On every website. And every forum. And even on US primetime entertainment shows.

[Boogster]

Originally Posted by CrashTester

The Three ****ateers

Muff? Some nice half-rhyme going on there.

[Apothos]

I'm suprised the Cóckateer isn't in there.

[Arachnidman]

The best is The Count of Monte Christo.....

The C*nt to mount and fisto
and
The Sperm Count of Monty Christo
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