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Unread 29 Jul 2005, 05:38   #1
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What would you do....?

If your gf was pregnant? (edit: or wife :P i forgot some of us are married )

so a friend of mine just had a pregnancy scare and it got me thinking.. what would i do if i ended up being pregnant? yikes! (i'm not don't worry) at least i think i'm not. anyway. then as i'm pondering this and staring blankly at GD it made me wonder. what would you guys do if you found out your gf was pregnant (or to sarah and madi who afaik are the only other girls on here.. what would you do if you were pregnant?)

it's a scary question which brings up scary thoughts.
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Unread 29 Jul 2005, 05:41   #2
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Re: What would you do....?

I guess the most difficult part would be trying to explain it to my wife.
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Re: What would you do....?

id immediately come to GD for advice,





erm don't know id probably be happy, thats what you're meant to be isn't it? happy? my parents were happy...at least i think they were. Where is rids?
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Unread 29 Jul 2005, 05:42   #4
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Re: What would you do....?

i think my mom would fly to calgary and murder me. and then she'd search my appartment for phil's address so she could go over there and kill him too.

at least that's what she tells me she'd do.
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Re: What would you do....?

i would be a mix of sensations. With already having 2 (step daughter and son) i would be worried as would mean preparing all over again when if she is pregnant again will mean she has health issues again (preclampsia).

Apart from that I would love another little boy so i would be excited and happy

I guess its easier to accept when you already have some
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Re: What would you do....?

insist on a caesarian.

otherwise it'd be rattling a stick up a drainpipe
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If your gf was pregnant? (edit: or wife :P i forgot some of us are married )

so a friend of mine just had a pregnancy scare and it got me thinking.. what would i do if i ended up being pregnant? yikes! (i'm not don't worry) at least i think i'm not. anyway. then as i'm pondering this and staring blankly at GD it made me wonder. what would you guys do if you found out your gf was pregnant (or to sarah and madi who afaik are the only other girls on here.. what would you do if you were pregnant?)

it's a scary question which brings up scary thoughts.
I'd be having a quiet word with a surgeon......
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Re: What would you do....?

T&F wins this thread.

but really, i would run, run, run, run, run, run, run. Run.
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Re: What would you do....?

I'd say 'have an abortion or I'm leaving and having nothing to do with the baby'.

She'd get a choice; I'm an honorable kind of guy.
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Unread 29 Jul 2005, 09:45   #10
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Re: What would you do....?

No idea.

As I stand now I have no way of supporting a child and it would not be right to create life, just to give it a bad start.

Probably abortion, before it turned "sentient" or whatever.
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Unread 29 Jul 2005, 09:55   #11
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Re: What would you do....?

My girlfriend has said she'd probably have an abortion, so I guess I'd look into that as others have said.

I'd also let the research thing I'm on know as they keep telling me while on the study don't risk any chance of pregnancy. Since they've given me a bunch of free condoms and told me not to have unprotected sex I guess they'd be mad with me.

If it was someone who wouldn't mind having kids then I'd consider keeping it. I think I'd make an ace father and I'm not getting any younger...
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Re: What would you do....?

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(or to sarah and madi who afaik are the only other girls on here.. what would you do if you were pregnant?)
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Funnily enough I had a dream last night about going to the chemist to buy a pregnancy test. I dream about strangely dull things.

What would I do?

Have a baby I guess. :\ I may utter the words SHIT and **** a lot also.
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Re: What would you do....?

we actually talked about this this morning!

Abortion, simple as that. A few pills clear everything up if you catch it early enough.
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Re: What would you do....?

i dont think abortion is morally right (also, please no one turn this into another abortion thread and ask "why") so i'd stay about and support it probably. That or i'd kill myself either during or just after the pregnancy. Im neither stable or responsible enough to bring up a child, especially one that is half ME. But i dont think im shit enough to be alive elsewhere while someone else was struggling with my burdem
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Taking it she wants to keep the baby I wouldn't hesitate to become father, as Dante said as wel, I also believe I'll be an awesome father and I am closing in on my thirties. I sort of are financially and mentally able to carry such a responsibility and I've got my own house. Also I like children.

Hmm, I should talk to her this weekend
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Re: What would you do....?

Since I don't have a gf its a hypotetical situation for me. I don't want to have a child right now, partly since Im not finished with my studies yet. Its not like I dont like children*, but Im not sure if taking care of a child 24/7 is something for me.

* I have worked with children this summer, and tomorrow (saturday) Im going to take another two week period.
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I'd say 'have an abortion or I'm leaving and having nothing to do with the baby'.

She'd get a choice; I'm an honorable kind of guy.
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BTW: My gf just got this awesome contraception. A tiny rod that's implanted under her skin. It last sfor a year, might completely remove her menstruation for that period and is even more secure than the pill.
The problem is that if anything were to go wrong then you can't do anything about it.
it could break and release too much or not enough etc. She could develop an allergic reaction to it.
And there wouldn't be much you could do... or notice if she got pregnant...
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Re: What would you do....?

First, I'd pretty chuffed at finding out that I'd had sex with a girl. In politicalcompass type terms, my current views are that abortion is wrong and that even people with severe genetic deficiencies should be allowed to have a child, so I would encourage her to keep it and I'd stick by her until she became a nagging bitch trying to control my life etc.
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If my (hypothetical) girlfriend was pregnant then I would probably kill myself. It would make my life even more shit than it already is atm. It would just wreck me financially and socially.
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Whereas a normal condom is only about 86% certain.
Erm...no.
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Yes....
I was a bit surprised the first time I read it, but I assure you it's true.
A latex condom alone is only about 86% (83-93) effective, used together with high-quality spemicides this can be increased to about 95%.
For correctly used condoms a statistic of 3% failure is usually given. I'm not sure how reliable these sites are, but :

http://www.infoforhealth.org/pr/h9/h9chap4.shtml (says 3 in 100)
http://www.embarrassingproblems.com/...page040105.htm (3 in 100)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/relationships/s..._condoms.shtml (98% effective)
http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs243/en/ (says 3%)

The latter agrees with you when including people who aren't using condoms correctly. Which is a bit of a different matter.
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I don't see how a condom wouldn't be 99% safe when used correctly.
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It's an important factor, really.
Indeed, but I think it's not genuine to include it in statistics for a products failure / uncertainty. It's not like you include in your figures for your implant the people who forgot to attend the appointment to have it fitted, do you?
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Yes....
I was a bit surprised the first time I read it, but I assure you it's true.
A latex condom alone is only about 86% (83-93) effective, used together with high-quality spemicides this can be increased to about 95%.
I always thought it was 95%, or at least that is what the pamphlets in my GPs waiting room say.

As for the original topic, I'd panic and then hide from my mother before she killed me heh.

I don't exactly look after myself properly at the moment let alone another person and there is so much I would like to do first which that would put a hold on. I'm just not responsible enough or have the financial resources to look after it. I would probably try to convince her to have an abortion but if she was really set on keeping the child I wouldn't have much choice but to stick by her then :/

Eventually I would like kids but not for a good few years yet if I can help it.
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If my (hypothetical) girlfriend was pregnant then I would probably kill myself. It would make my life even more shit than it already is atm. It would just wreck me financially and socially.
if your girlfriend got pregnant you'd be able to sell the story to the sun ...
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She's not my girlfriend. We only snog sometimes. And she was also sterilised twenty years ago. So if she was pregnant, by me, then it would be a triple shockar.

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from that post i'm guessing that MM regularly snogs either a granny or some kind of animal...

Did I miss something here?
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granny, he likes the "older women"

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Seems I'm not a girl any more

I am afriad to say I plan to produce a little Mark or two at some point (planning on a couple of years time, but if by accident it happened sooner then we would sort something out) so generally I would be sort of happy, sort of 'oops!'. It might make Christs stop being bastards to us, but then it might make them worse, so I'm not sure if it would be a good thing.

My mum would moan, but shes moaning at my plans anyway. She seems to think I should wait till I'm about 50 or something.
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Nantoz, you can't even fit your penis in most women, so I don't know why you're so ****ing interested in this.
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I belive you have to use specially made anal condoms for that.....
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What would you do if Mark was pregnant?
Think 'Thank Christ, he can go through the months of discomfort, the stretch marks and the horror of childbirth and I can sit at home pretending to be sympathetic. And then I get a baby to play with.

Sounds good to me. Now if you can just figure out how to manage it...
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And Norplant is safer
but is it really? i haven't heard of this one yet so i'm guessing it hasn't been out on the market very long.
I've thought about using the patch but same thing, it hasn't been out long enough.
they only have to research their product for about 5 years. imho 5 years isn't nearly long enough to find all the side effects. when i took the depo shot it was 'safe' but then they've been discovering side effects.

no siree i wouldn't call anything safe unless it's been around for 20 years an has had no major reported side effects.
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Seems I'm not a girl any more .
well you rarely post so :P
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Sue my urologist or divorce my wife depending on the outcome of the paternity test.
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I would insist on her getting an abortion. If she didn't want one, I would pressure her and threaten to leave her. Probably get her to sign something that removes all fatherly obligations aswell (if that is legal).
And then dump her, because our relationsship would be somewhat destroyed.



Honestly I don't know.....my current gf wouldn't want a child either, so it's probably not a real problem. I'm far too young anyways, and just at the beginning of my education.

BTW: My gf just got this awesome contraception. A tiny rod that's implanted under her skin. It last sfor a year, might completely remove her menstruation for that period and is even more secure than the pill.
Only one year?

My gf has the rod implanted (have had it for something like 2 years) and it IS making her a bit cranky. No menstruation, the most secure way, and it gives her a steady amount of homones, when she was on the pill she sometimes forgot wich mean she got an unbalanced doseage.
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My girlfriend only implanted one capsule, it lasts for two years or something.

She had the option of implanting the 5 capsule (or six, don't remember) but didn't want it, she hates needles as it is.






When I try to remember just HOW long it was supposed to last I just cant, you are starting to get me scared here....
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I don't remember actually, I might ask her tomorrow. One is better than the other?

And no! You did shock me! For a moment there I started to count the months that has passed since she had it implanted etc.

How much does it cost to plant sucha thing in Norway? We payed around 40SEK (35NOK?)
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Re: What would you do....?

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As for the original topic, I'd panic and then hide from my mother before she killed me heh.


You're having sex with your mum?!
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First, I'd pretty chuffed at finding out that I'd had sex with a girl.


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Also i wouldn't mind being a dad.

I'd muddle through somehow.
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You're having sex with your mum?!
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Implanon is just one rod and lasts up to 3 years. Uses the sex hormone etonogestrel, and has fewer side effects (it would seem).
Costs 1251 NOK (1497 SEK)

Jadelle is two rods, and last 4-5 years. Uses a similar sex hormone called levonorgestrel, and has slightly more side effects (again, it would seem).
Costs 1284 NOK (1537 SEK)

It seems Norplant itself was discontinued sometime between 2002-2004, so it might be that this is what your gf has, since she got her implant 2 years ago.
I can't really understand that one capsule out of six can last as long as 5 years by itself, but then again, I don't know what she's using.

Strange that it should be so much cheaper in Sweden. Is it susidised by the goverment or something?
Yes it is, if you are younger than (something) then it is paid for by the government (you pay a symbolic sum).

And surely, one big rod is better than five smaller. If it is larger, then it takes longer for the hormones at the center to "leak" out.
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Re: What would you do....?

Use hypnotherapy to convince her to get an abortion



And some other stuff afterwards....
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what would i do if i ended up being pregnant? yikes! (i'm not don't worry) at least i think i'm not.
If I were Phil^ and I read your sentence "at least I think I'm not" I'd be scared to death

But.. "What would I do if my gf got pregnant?".. dont know really. I haven't been in that situation yet.. Most likely we would sit down and figure out what to do next, wether to keep it or not. But as we're both still quite young I doubt we'd keep it. If it was in 5 years from now on the situation might have been quite different as we might both be educated at that time.

On a serious note: Go dig myself a hole and hope her mother doesn't find me.
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And surely, one big rod is better than five smaller.
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