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Introduction to GD
Ive only started reading gd as my interest in PA declines ( a requirement for gd posting it seems ) so would like some advice in posting here which will result in me not getting flamed more than a creme brulee in hell , like sethmace did recently.
Heres what ive come to the conclusion GD is about and how the system works
#1 someone finds the wackiest stories in the news today and posts links
#2 rest of the group try to each make up their smartest and sarcastic remarks, in which they hope to impress their fellow peers and at the same time give themselves a feeling of 1upmanship *
#3 newcomers who think of trying to break the cycle with a post of their own are jumped on like a wilderbeast thrown to the lions untill they exit stage left (see thread in which Sethmace got owned)
#4 the whole sytem is bummed by giving each other reps for anything
#5 the day ends and still people are posting, regarless of the fact that everytime they post here, its like smoking a cigarette and stealing 5 mins of your life.
* this stage does not take long as people are usually refreshing at up to 3 times a minute at all times of day
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Re: Introduction to GD
I've never pressed the refresh button on GD.
Unlike Stew, who admitted to pressing it repeatedly when bored.
If you don't want to be flamed, it isn't difficult. Simply:
- Don't try and be a clever dick. If you know something, sure, talk about it. If you want to correct someone, don't do it unless you actually care AND are positive they're wrong.
- Feel free to be a little bit cheeky to people, but don't be too rude. GD has a high tolerance level for a lot of things, which is one of the reasons why a lot of people like chatting here.
- This thread is fresh and kind of amusing. I'm sure you'll settle in fine.
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Hi.
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Re: Introduction to GD
well, clearly you don't understand the system, so yes.
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6 Jun 2005, 18:17
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Re: Introduction to GD
damnit rinoa, why did you have to put that ****ing banana in?
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6 Jun 2005, 18:42
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Banana removed by Moderators after complaints it was offensive to people with Jaundice
@_@ looooool just about choked on my peanut butter sandwich in the library *
*This sandwich had no butter on it because i couldnt afford it being a tight student, so gets stuck in the throat a lot easier than a regular peanut butter sandwich
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6 Jun 2005, 18:44
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Re: Introduction to GD
Right, well that stretched lol just destroyed all your credibility, what little you had managed to gain...
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6 Jun 2005, 18:45
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Re: Introduction to GD
Also*
*the asterisk thingie is getting really old**
**I seem to be alone at this one though
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6 Jun 2005, 18:47
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Re: Introduction to GD
Everyone can join. Just don't be so angry and far less confrontational.
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6 Jun 2005, 18:47
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Re: Introduction to GD
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
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You still shagging that bird who doesn't really fancy you and just wants to be buddies but feels sorry for you because you wear glasses?
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6 Jun 2005, 18:49
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Re: Introduction to GD
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Originally Posted by Rinoa
Ive only started reading gd as my interest in PA declines ( a requirement for gd posting it seems ) so would like some advice in posting here which will result in me not getting flamed more than a creme brulee in hell , like sethmace did recently.
Heres what ive come to the conclusion GD is about and how the system works
#1 someone finds the wackiest stories in the news today and posts links
#2 rest of the group try to each make up their smartest and sarcastic remarks, in which they hope to impress their fellow peers and at the same time give themselves a feeling of 1upmanship *
#3 newcomers who think of trying to break the cycle with a post of their own are jumped on like a wilderbeast thrown to the lions untill they exit stage left (see thread in which Sethmace got owned)
#4 the whole sytem is bummed by giving each other reps for anything
#5 the day ends and still people are posting, regarless of the fact that everytime they post here, its like smoking a cigarette and stealing 5 mins of your life.
* this stage does not take long as people are usually refreshing at up to 3 times a minute at all times of day
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r u a girl?
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6 Jun 2005, 18:49
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Re: Introduction to GD
I hate your thread
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6 Jun 2005, 18:50
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Re: Introduction to GD
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r u a girl?
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wild one
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Re: Introduction to GD
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Originally Posted by Nodrog
r u a girl?
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6 Jun 2005, 18:51
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Re: Introduction to GD
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You still shagging that bird who doesn't really fancy you and just wants to be buddies but feels sorry for you because you wear glasses?
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No, I quitted her the second last day of our trip to Egypt because the age difference became an annoyance.
We had a great time together though, but it wasn't ment to last forever.
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6 Jun 2005, 18:53
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Re: Introduction to GD
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No, I quitted her the second last day of our trip to Egypt.
We had a great time together though, but she was always going to kick me to the kerb when the novelty of being a pity shag wore off.
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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6 Jun 2005, 18:54
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Re: Introduction to GD
She still claimed that I've been the first one to make her cum by intercourse
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6 Jun 2005, 18:56
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Re: Introduction to GD
also, our moderators,
THEY ARE ON CRACK
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6 Jun 2005, 18:57
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Re: Introduction to GD
It's orgasm, not cum.
If you're going to use the age card earlier in the thread to back up poor reasons for breaking up, at least use language suited to your age. You're not drinking White Lightning now you know.
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6 Jun 2005, 19:03
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Oh sorry Mr internet policeofficer, sorry for not feeling the exact difference between typing orgasm or cum as a non english based poster of GD.
In Dutch using the verb to come has the same weight as to get an orgasm.
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6 Jun 2005, 19:06
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Re: Introduction to GD
Clause 11 : Language
Unfortunatly we are unable to provide a discussion board which is truly multi-lingual. Due to the number of different languages being used in this truly internetional community we have been forced to have an English only rule. This is to stop the breaking of clauses 1-9 from taking place if written in a language the moderating team cannot understand.
So it's orgasm. Not cum.
Try to have some self respect.
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6 Jun 2005, 19:06
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Re: Introduction to GD
Haha silversmoke is dutch.
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6 Jun 2005, 19:08
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Re: Introduction to GD
i tend to swing towars the phrase "the money shot"
but i think thats only suitable for men unless u know some projectile girls
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6 Jun 2005, 19:09
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Re: Introduction to GD
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rinoa
i tend to swing towars the phrase "the money shot"
but i think thats only suitable for men unless u know some projectile girls
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6 Jun 2005, 19:16
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Re: Introduction to GD
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Haha silversmoke is dutch.
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6 Jun 2005, 19:18
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Re: Introduction to GD
lo rinoa
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6 Jun 2005, 19:19
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Re: Introduction to GD
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She still claimed that I've been the first one to make her cum by intercourse
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She told me that too!
Quote:
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*This sandwich had no butter on it because i couldnt afford it being a tight student, so gets stuck in the throat a lot easier than a regular peanut butter sandwich
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You just smeared some margarine on a piece of bread, and tipped a packet on peanuts on it didn't you?
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6 Jun 2005, 19:20
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Re: Introduction to GD
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And he's gay.
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6 Jun 2005, 19:21
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Re: Introduction to GD
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She told me that too!
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6 Jun 2005, 19:21
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Re: Introduction to GD
ITT, SS steps out of his closet.
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6 Jun 2005, 19:24
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Re: Introduction to GD
Don't you hate it when you fart in the shower and the smell is so bad it's like "oh dear sweet mother of god let me die"?
This was the open window on my desktop.
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6 Jun 2005, 19:30
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Re: Introduction to GD
In this thread MM has posted frequently because he saw the word "bummed" in the initial post.
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6 Jun 2005, 19:31
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Re: Introduction to GD
I didn't actually read the original post. I just saw that SS and skiddy had posted and I thought it would be a good opportunity to flirt.
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6 Jun 2005, 19:51
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It's pretty hard not to own SethMace, as he is a complete tard.
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6 Jun 2005, 19:53
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Re: Introduction to GD
Those who post in GD know that its 'aura of agression and antognism' doesnt actually exist.
we are all one big happy family who accept new faces as easily as children in a playground would
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6 Jun 2005, 19:57
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Re: Introduction to GD
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we are all one big happy family
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6 Jun 2005, 19:59
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Right, well that stretched lol just destroyed all your credibility, what little you had managed to gain...
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6 Jun 2005, 20:03
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Re: Introduction to GD
hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
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6 Jun 2005, 20:04
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Re: Introduction to GD
mit Opera gibt es keine Notwendigkeit an Klausel 11
con l'opera non ci è esigenza della clausola 11
avec l'opera il n'y a aucun besoin de clause 11
com opera não há nenhuma necessidade para a cláusula 11
con opera no hay necesidad de la cláusula 11
オペラで、節11の必要はありません。
with opera there is no need for clause 11
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Re: Introduction to GD
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Don't you hate it when you fart in the shower and the smell is so bad it's like "oh dear sweet mother of god let me die"?
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mit Opera gibt es keine Notwendigkeit an Klausel 11
con l'opera non ci è esigenza della clausola 11
avec l'opera il n'y a aucun besoin de clause 11
com opera não há nenhuma necessidade para a cláusula 11
con opera no hay necesidad de la cláusula 11
オペラで、節11の必要はありません。
with opera there is no need for clause 11
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(don't start browser support posting, it just degenerates into stupid arguments)
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6 Jun 2005, 20:43
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Re: Introduction to GD
This thread has gone on to achive more than i ever could have imagined
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Re: Introduction to GD
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Also*
*the asterisk thingie is getting really old**
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This thread has gone on to achive more than i ever could have imagined
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[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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Re: Introduction to GD
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Although I feel an irrational hatred towards you in general, I agree!
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Stop the playahatin, open your mind and play along
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Those who post in GD know that its 'aura of agression and antognism' doesnt actually exist.
we are all one big happy family who accept new faces as easily as children in a playground would
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Re: Introduction to GD
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Stop the playahatin, open your mind and play along
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If I had a penny for the amount of times you'd said that to young boys...
... I'd have about 12 pence.
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Re: Introduction to GD
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Stop the playahatin, open your mind and play along
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Re: Introduction to GD
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You should practise what you preach.
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6 Jun 2005, 21:32
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Re: Introduction to GD
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dude, I am chatting up two girls over msn right at this moment! (h)
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He is- he's chatting me up right now... he just doesn't realise that I'm lying to him...
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