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Whats your price?
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a) £800 (safe sex) flat fee
b) £4,000/£8,000 at market rates
c) £100,000,000,000, because what is the point?
d) £100,000 (because it's more than any court would give you for a foot)
e) depends
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a) I'd pay to sleep with Yahwe
b) Id like them to supply me with the gun
c) Don't have a job but if i did - A night with Yahwe
d) I'd like a foot transplant
e) Now thats going too far lol - but a night with Yahwe would just cover it....
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a) £25,000
b) £25,000
c) £10,000,000
d) £1,000,000
e) £1,000
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Re: Whats your price?
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a) I'd pay to sleep with Yahwe
b) Id like them to supply me with the gun
c) Don't have a job but if i did - A night with Yahwe
d) I'd like a foot transplant
e) Now thats going too far lol - but a night with Yahwe would just cover it....
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how tall are you?
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Re: Whats your price?
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seriously
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I am joking mate but to answer the question, im 5"8
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Re: Whats your price?
I was still very flattered.
(pig's threads tend to be quite silly)
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Re: Whats your price?
Stop shitting my thread up, moderator MODERATOR!!!! clean this nonsense up!
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Stop shitting my thread up, moderator MODERATOR!!!! clean this nonsense up!
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the usual phrase is "delete thread. ban user"
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Re: Whats your price?
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the usual phrase is "delete thread. ban user"
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Re: Whats your price?
a) never ever happening.
b) never ever happening.
c) a new , better job lined up with better pay and better working environment within 10 miles of here
d) some sort of circumstance which medically required it being cut off to save the rest of me
e) insanity
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Re: Whats your price?
Quote:
Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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£50000
£10m
no job
I wouldn't do it.
£5000
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Re: Whats your price?
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given this http://www.ng-gallery.net/view.php?nick=furball
I suggest that you are pricing yourself out of the market
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a. Ranging between 300 if he's hot, my age or younger + alcohol
and 12.000 If he's old or ugly
the prize goes up quite fast im really picky when it comes to people
b. 7.000 less if I get a proper gun with it
c. 7.000 to quit my job/study
d. No f*cking way
e. 35 Less for girls, more for ugly people
It's all in Euro's ofcourse
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a) Pitching: $500, Receiving: N/A
b) Will not kill for money.
c) 50 cents
d) The cost to reattach my foot + $50,000
e) Get me drunk enough, and I'm sure I'd manage this for $5 or less.
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Re: Whats your price?
Some people here really don't get the idea of "hypothetical"
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a. £20000 - obviously with lube etc. Depending on situation this might even go down to £10000 for one lucky lucky punter!.
b. £40000 - if the job was "risky" and there was a chance of being caught. £20000 if it was a pretty much "sure thing" I'd be safe.
c. £1500 - enough to tide me through a month or two to find a new one.
d. £200000 - and i'd still demand anaesthetic ;o
e. How much vomit are we talking? A pint? Probably about £5000
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Re: Whats your price?
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a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a) I don't think I would, at any price.
b) Free for some people, £100,000 for others, wouldn't kill most people
c) £18,360, presuming it was tax free. That would be 6 months salary + the money I currently owe my work.
d) Probably wouldn't. £50,000,000 if I did, although I've not checked out good prosthetics are these days. I might do it for a flying car.
e) If it was a pint as TK suggested then £6,000 sounds reasonable.
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a) 500.000 Euro will probably make me think about it.
b) I wouldn't.
c) 50.000 euro
d) I wouldn't.
e) 10.000? Don't know if I am even able to.
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a) About £100 depending on my financial situation at the time
b) Food, board and training if it were for a militia. To murder someone, £20K.
c) Don't have a job.
d) £200K, it would be most inconvinient to have to give up sports.
e) A few pints.
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Re: Whats your price?
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Re: Whats your price?
Quote:
Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a) hmm £10k?
b) £10k but depends who
c) if I had one, around £20k, should be enough to start a good enough bankroll to play poker
d) alot
e) £5k should cover that
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Re: Whats your price?
I'm not sure if this thread shows how much value each of us places on money, or whether it shows the kind of morals and shallowness (in that anything can be bought) of each of us...
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I find it interesting to see which of the kill someone / quit job / take your own foot off is more expensive for which people tbh.
I think I'd probably price myself out of the market on most things .
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a) With 500 condoms and his arse plastic-wrapped: Millions.
b) Kill someone? No problem, I killed everyone witnessing a).
c) Don't have one.
d) $100mill.
e) Same.
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Re: Whats your price?
Quote:
Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a) from 400€ to Shitloads, depending on attractivness
b) Nope.
c) 2000$ (jobs are easy enough to come by, but I kinda like this one)
d) 200.000€
e) 100€
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a) i'd start thinking about it at let's say 1.000.000 euros.
b) don't think i could, for any price. unless it's someone i hate, maybe.
c) 500 euros for giving up training hockeyteams this year, 200.000 for giving up my study at this point.
d) never!
e) 20.000
i don't really care that much about money, so my price may seem ridiculously high at some points.
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
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a) just wouldnt no matter what the money was. can you imagine the nightmares for years afterwards?
b) 10 grand before the kill. another 10 when complete. Supply of weapon (of my choosing depending on hit) and detailed information on target location and daily routine.
c) this seems a silly one? ill just pluck 20 million out the air.
d) i like using my feet. so again...no amount of money.
e) hmm a tricksy one!....it would be a lot but tbh i wouldnt really want to do it...if i was totally pissed and didnt really know what i was doing and was offered say 100 grand id probably say 'OK!'
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Re: Whats your price?
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a) just wouldnt no matter what the money was. can you imagine the nightmares for years afterwards?
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tbh I dont think you'd regret it for a big chunk of money, just get absolutely wankered off you face, so that you didnt remember. Even still i dont think you'd get MANY nightmares
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tbh I dont think you'd regret it for a big chunk of money, just get absolutely wankered off you face, so that you didnt remember. Even still i dont think you'd get MANY nightmares
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In that case, literally.
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Re: Whats your price?
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tbh I dont think you'd regret it for a big chunk of money, just get absolutely wankered off you face, so that you didnt remember. Even still i dont think you'd get MANY nightmares
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i suppose you could always drift off back to sleep on your 50 million quid yacht whilst being moored just off monte carlo with a 'bevy' of supermodel beauties lying around you.
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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Before writing these I feel it is important to note that I am very poor atm.
a) Probably for as little as £1000, depends on attractiveness to a certain extent, but then again, perhaps not.
b) probably wouldnt do it for any amount of money, although it depends on who it was/situation.
c) don't have one
d) 10,000,000 or therabouts
e) £100? it depends how many people would ever know about it, but then all these do i suppose.
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a)Depends how attractive they are. A couple of drinks would probably do it...
b)I don't think I could although if I really thought the world would be better off without them and I knew I wouldn't ever get caught then £500,000 or something.
c)£30,000 - I could go travelling for a year on that (wouldn't be hard getting another when I got back)
d)£10,000,000 or more. I wouldn't want to live without a foot
e)£5,000 maybe.
There you go - honest answers
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
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a) £10k
b) depending on the person. If it was someone I really hated £2500 + weapon of choice + protection. Someone I didn't know £10k + weapon of choice + protection. If it was someone I knew and liked I wouldn't do it.
c) 4 months wages
d) never ever ever
e) see d)
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What would your price be to kill yourself?
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What would your price be to kill yourself?
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His life?
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That you'd have sex with my corpse <3 <3 <3
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Re: Whats your price?
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That you'd have sex with my corpse <3 <3 <3
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a pint of the black stuff you mean
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would guys let arnold schanwawawnanneneeeGGER (the terminator) **** you if he offered you about £1.000.000 and then it would be out in newspapers and everyone in the world would know?
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Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
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a) married and loyal, so forget it.
b) depends on a number of factors really such as value and riskiness of target, method required (not all assassination are shooting) and whether anything else needs doing, such as disposal of the body, or setting someone else up for the crime. For a detailed kill I'd probably expect to have to do a couple of months planning, plus of course the big event, so anywhere between about 20k and a few million I suppose. It's have to be deposited in an offshore bank account, and some put into safety deposit boxes so nobody could get at in in the unfortunate event that I get caught and incarcerated for a while.
c) about 10k. My contract runs out in 2 monts and I will be leaving then anyway.
d) 500k
e) 1k.
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
i suppose you could always drift off back to sleep on your 50 million quid yacht whilst being moored just off monte carlo with a 'bevy' of supermodel beauties lying around you.
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13 Mar 2006, 16:25
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Drink is Good
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Re: Whats your price?
my god that mullet makes me cringe
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13 Mar 2006, 16:42
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The Original Carebear
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Trondheim, Norway
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Re: Whats your price?
a) £1.000.000
b) I wouldn't kill for money, so that's just a no-no.
c) £5.000, or perhaps even less. I really hate my job
d) £1.000.000
e) Just get me drunk enough and it wouldn't cost you much. I wouldn't do it sober. The wonders of alcohol!
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13 Mar 2006, 17:33
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
Posts: 5,185
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Re: Whats your price?
I cant believe some of you cocks wont kill for money. What kind of sick forum is this?
Do you not watch movies?
Do you not realise how immensly cool it is to kill people ruthlessly in cold blood?
Hell if someone equipped me with the right gear and i got trained spetznas/sas/delta style id be out there doing it for free for friends right now!
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13 Mar 2006, 18:07
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mmm lambs
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: London
Posts: 1,906
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a)£20k
b)Depends who was asking and who I would need to kill. Probably anywhere from £50,000 to £5,000,000
c)£300,000, covering my three year contract, loss of training and some loss of future earnings.
d) It would need a hell of a lot to convince me to do this so say, £50,000,000
e) I don't think I would actually be able to do it, I would just throw up myself. I'd give it a go for about £5,000 though depending on how much there was and if it was lumpy or not.
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13 Mar 2006, 20:19
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Re: Whats your price?
Quote:
Originally Posted by pig
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a) If I ever do it it will be for free. No price on that.
b) Depends on alot of variables. If it was a regular "hit" id take about 10-20k (kr), depending on the circumstances. But again, I would probably do it for free if I ever get to that (For example, I would have killed nazies under WW2 or fascists in Spain during the civil war, and it would have been for free(dom))
c) not much. Im only having it so I can save for vacation and to occupy the time between exams, so maybe 10k kr.
d) I like my body
e) Yuck.
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13 Mar 2006, 20:29
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Tiny Dancer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Yellow Brick Road
Posts: 355
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Re: Whats your price?
a/ i wouldnt take for any amount of money. id give for around £500 probably though, im a cheap whore
b/ if i do, itll be out of revenge. but then i suppose ill have to negotiate the book deal. whats a good price?
c/ Done.
d/ No
e/ 7 beers and £300 or so.
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13 Mar 2006, 20:31
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CRASHING BEATS 'N FANTASY
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Cold Country.
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Re: Whats your price?
b) Kill someone
A nuclear warhead.
c) Quit your job
Another nuke.
None of the rest.
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13 Mar 2006, 21:09
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 1,094
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Re: Whats your price?
a) Im assuming by someone you mean anyone, and by anyone you mean someone who is less than pretty and whose personal hygiene isn't up to much (it spoils the fun if you fancy them). For one night of pleasure, £2,000,000
b) Comrade i couldn't, if it was for ideological reasons and the good of humanity id do it for free.
c) Two years salary
d) £250,000 that'd buy me a home, i assume you get disability benefit for that kind of shit
e) Hmmm, well you see its funny you should bring this up. The united states and the united kingdom are ruled by authoritarian ****ers who don't want to let consenting adults do as they damn well please, they want to ban what the consider 'violent porn'. Well in america it isn't actually the 'rulers', the democrats are the ones pushing for this. So anyway theres this bloke called max hardcore in california, and his movies are too much for some, the feds are going after him.
Why are they so irked?
Amongst other things his movies feature women vomiting, gagging on penises that kind of thing. One of them features two models 'summer luv' and 'catalina'.
Catalina puked into summer luv's mouth, then summer luv returned the <3. For money innit. Personally i wouldn't let anyone puke in my mouth* but i thought id point out how the man is once again trying to ban something he doesn't approve of.
btw the movies have been banned but google still caches the images
Gimage: summer luv catalina
*unless they were hot, then id let them if i could sleep with them afterwards
ps nod, look at all the commies willing to kill people for money
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