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6 Jan 2005, 02:09
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so f*cking zen
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It's been a year ...
... since i turned 23 which makes today my 24th birthday.
It's also a year since The Saga Involving Liz happened.
Tonight i'm going out and im going to get drunk.
Amongst other people a mate from work and his wife are invited (and are coming).
They're friends with a girl who's a stripper (and for the right price a prostitute).
They're also friends with a girl who allows old men to **** her in the ass for e tabs.
The wife said she'd see about getting them to come.
I'm not promising anything but if they come hopefully there will be a story*.
If there is i might put it up this weekend at some point.
Now all i've got to do is get some e's and withdraw £300.
*involving happiness for me
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6 Jan 2005, 02:12
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Gone
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Re: It's been a year ...
Good luck.
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6 Jan 2005, 02:15
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I am.
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Re: It's been a year ...
you're gay you know.
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6 Jan 2005, 02:17
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Re: It's been a year ...
birthday salutations and wishing you the best of luck
i hope you come out the other side.
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6 Jan 2005, 02:28
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so f*cking zen
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Re: It's been a year ...
Just on a total random aside ...
"How do you go about ****ing someone in the ass?"
Do you need to finger them there first or something?
!!!LINK ME SOME ADVICE UP PLEASE TA!!!
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6 Jan 2005, 02:28
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: It's been a year ...
Lubrication is a fine assistor.
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6 Jan 2005, 02:30
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Jolt's best friend
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Re: It's been a year ...
not particularly, if they're a lass fingering them round 'tother side while doing would probably work better anyway.
lube is your friend tho, oh, and extra strength condoms obviously :P
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6 Jan 2005, 02:33
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so f*cking zen
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Re: It's been a year ...
i'll go and buy some mosituriser tomorrow then
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6 Jan 2005, 02:35
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overtired
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Re: It's been a year ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
i'll go and buy some mosituriser tomorrow then
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6 Jan 2005, 02:47
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so f*cking zen
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Re: It's been a year ...
You ruined the joke i was setting up for the weekend dude :(
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6 Jan 2005, 02:50
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Next goal wins!
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Re: It's been a year ...
good luck sir
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6 Jan 2005, 02:50
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I am.
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Re: It's been a year ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
You ruined the joke i was setting up for the weekend dude
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its not funny when it's true.
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6 Jan 2005, 02:52
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Jolt's best friend
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Re: It's been a year ...
moisturiser? *worries*
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6 Jan 2005, 02:54
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Jolt's best friend
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Re: It's been a year ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
its not funny when it's true.
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6 Jan 2005, 02:56
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I am.
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Re: It's been a year ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by mist
so, where's the phrase "it's funny 'cus it's true" come from?
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a disturbing place.
a magical place. which is interestingly exactly where tom thum/dace comes from
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6 Jan 2005, 02:57
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Godfather
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Re: It's been a year ...
a lot changes in a year doesnt it?
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6 Jan 2005, 03:05
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so f*cking zen
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Re: It's been a year ...
more hopes dashed, more aspirations destroyed
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6 Jan 2005, 03:12
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Gone
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Re: It's been a year ...
Spit, lube, etc.
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6 Jan 2005, 03:47
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Happy
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Re: It's been a year ...
happy birthday dace btw
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6 Jan 2005, 04:00
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Banned
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Re: It's been a year ...
Lube is required for bum sex in general.
I can see this ending in disaster by the way.
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6 Jan 2005, 04:05
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Re: It's been a year ...
dont drink to much water. get someone to pour a pint over ur head when ur dancing, if ur on E, it will seem really funny. trust me
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6 Jan 2005, 04:45
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m00
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Re: It's been a year ...
I'm surprised at the amount of people educated in anal sex... Or should I say the amount willing to admit it.
Good luck
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6 Jan 2005, 05:29
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I am.
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Re: It's been a year ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadval
I'm surprised at the amount of people educated in anal sex... Or should I say the amount willing to admit it.
Good luck
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6 Jan 2005, 05:32
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Guy next door
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Re: It's been a year ...
Happy birthday Dace
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6 Jan 2005, 08:11
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:alpha:
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Re: It's been a year ...
I hope you get some Dace \o/
You do hang out with some of the gentry up there, don't you?
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6 Jan 2005, 09:42
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Re: It's been a year ...
Happy Birthday Dace.
Have a great time and **** something up the arse atleast.
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6 Jan 2005, 09:54
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: It's been a year ...
Happy Birthday Dace and here's hopin you got some nasty bday sex0r.
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6 Jan 2005, 10:45
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: It's been a year ...
Happy Birthday Dace.
Kick some ass!
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6 Jan 2005, 10:50
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a new low in getting high
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Re: It's been a year ...
happy birthday
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6 Jan 2005, 11:00
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cynic
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Re: It's been a year ...
happy birthday dace
just go for the front and work your way from there
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6 Jan 2005, 11:58
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Lucky
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Re: It's been a year ...
happy birthday daceboy
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6 Jan 2005, 12:51
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Registered User
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Re: It's been a year ...
Happy birthday Dace
"The wife said she'd see about getting them to come."
That would be one fo your best stories ever
"Dace's Birthday Orgy"
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6 Jan 2005, 13:05
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Bored
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Re: It's been a year ...
happy birthday Dace
I would comment on the anal sex but it would destroy my brothers fragile little mind!
(ps saliva is good)
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6 Jan 2005, 13:07
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: It's been a year ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
it would destroy my brothers fragile little mind!
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Do you even know your brother?
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6 Jan 2005, 13:10
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Bored
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Re: It's been a year ...
Quote:
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Do you even know your brother?
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yes but i'm sure i don't want to know that side of him
he came onto one of my friends last christmas eve. DIDN'T YOU DAN!?!
still, i'm sure he wouldn't want to hear my goings on.
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6 Jan 2005, 13:11
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Re: It's been a year ...
Happy Birthday Dace
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
I just finished calling my dad now to...
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Given the nature of the posts above, I really was expecting this sentence to finish off with something about educating in anal sex.
It failed to deliver
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6 Jan 2005, 13:12
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m00
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Re: It's been a year ...
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Do you even know your brother?
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6 Jan 2005, 13:15
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Mr. Blobby
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6 Jan 2005, 14:48
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Re: It's been a year ...
If you want to have anal sex with a girl, just hit them with a brick when you switch the lights off. Apparently this technique works.
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: It's been a year ...
Quote:
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Lubrication is a fine assistor.
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6 Jan 2005, 17:56
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I dunno...
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Re: It's been a year ...
I feel violated.
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6 Jan 2005, 18:21
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Bored
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Re: It's been a year ...
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I feel violated.
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6 Jan 2005, 18:26
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I dunno...
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Re: It's been a year ...
I knew it would come to this.
I'm going to have to come out. I'm heterosexual. It was all an eloborate hoax.
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: It's been a year ...
Happy Birthday you cocksmoking faggot.
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6 Jan 2005, 19:11
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: It's been a year ...
Remember, potting brown doesn't score as much as the pink, but at least it's better than red.
Happy birthday pillow-biter.
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6 Jan 2005, 20:59
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Banned
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Re: It's been a year ...
In this thread I learned that nadval is ste's brother. This may prove a useful way of telling the difference between ste and stew in future even if I did misinterpret his post.
Also happy birthday dace!
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6 Jan 2005, 21:02
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Clerk
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Re: It's been a year ...
Happy Birthday Dace.
My 24th year has been cool so far. Hopefully yours will be too.
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6 Jan 2005, 21:04
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Re: It's been a year ...
Happy bday Dace.
Not to be nasty, but havent your parents paid for some hours at a shrink for your bday?
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6 Jan 2005, 21:22
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Banned
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Re: It's been a year ...
The woman who's vaginal entrance is located between her ass cheeks will be the most desired woman on this planet..
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6 Jan 2005, 23:49
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Re: It's been a year ...
Just think, right now Dace is chatting up a stripper and/or a girl who sticks Es up her bum for sex.
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