New version of this old thread which is in turn a newer version of this even older thread.
For the most part I've kept the old content where it's still live, even if it may not be as relevant now. This means that some parts (especially the game/tick guides) could use a rewrite if anyone's up to the task!
__________________ The outraged poets threw sticks and rocks over the side of the bridge. They were all missing Mary and he felt a contented smug feeling wash over him. He would have given them a coy little wave if the roof hadn't collapsed just then. Mary then found himself in the middle of an understandably shocked family's kitchen table. So he gave them the coy little wave and realized it probably would have been more effective if he hadn't been lying on their turkey.