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16 Feb 2006, 20:34
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ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
The ulna bone?
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16 Feb 2006, 20:37
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
is connected to the knee bone!
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16 Feb 2006, 20:39
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Next goal wins!
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
This thread is great
edit: really.
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16 Feb 2006, 20:43
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
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This thread is great
edit: really.
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Some of the visual distinctions that signal the nature of things are fun, although, sometimes there are fish flopping on the ceilings.
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16 Feb 2006, 20:51
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
If you touch your hands with your soft tissue you can get gold rings that can give you a one way ticket to London on the 2:00 from Santas house..
am i doing this right
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16 Feb 2006, 20:56
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
I like fish.
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16 Feb 2006, 20:57
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
Two giraffes are standing on a rhino. A sparrow flies down and carries one off. A few minutes later the remaining giraffe eats the rhino and drowns.
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17 Feb 2006, 00:43
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
Listless paradigms shuffle off nuclear secrets
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17 Feb 2006, 01:29
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
A parrot told me the other day that he had read in a book that parrot's couldn't talk
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17 Feb 2006, 02:43
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
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You forgot to use English in this post.
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17 Feb 2006, 03:31
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
Nose dread.
Secrete Toast.
Fan loser.
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17 Feb 2006, 05:12
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
If I had a turtle for every time he spoke to the gerbil, I'd proably be a very lucid individual.
That and the walls suck round here
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17 Feb 2006, 05:13
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
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If I had a turtle for every time he spoke to the gerbil, I'd proably be a very lucid individual.
That and the walls suck round here
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But what happened to Bill?
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17 Feb 2006, 05:14
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
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But what happened to Bill?
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He became lucid a LOOOOONG time ago
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17 Feb 2006, 10:54
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
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Nose dread.
Secrete Toast.
Fan loser.
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toes bed
elite roast
tan boozer?
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17 Feb 2006, 10:56
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
When a cloud drifts past a tree, God kills 3 mexican transexual midgets with a hammer and carrot.
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17 Feb 2006, 13:16
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
this thread is so surreal, it's like salvador dali is floating next to my bed, trying to sell one of his paintings to me while saying 'ooga booga, ooga booga' repeatedly
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17 Feb 2006, 13:49
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
There is a time and a place, this isnt it, the wolves are running.
Find me a page and I'll show you the moon.
My tree is rusting, beyond the shadows of the rabbit.
May you smell repeatedly, so the reasons for reality split thrice.
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17 Feb 2006, 13:53
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
Quote:
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this thread is so surreal, it's like salvador dali is floating next to my bed, trying to sell one of his paintings to me while saying 'ooga booga, ooga booga' repeatedly
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Welll SOOOOMEONE had to go and spoil it didn't they.
The milk, that is.
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17 Feb 2006, 17:53
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
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Welll SOOOOMEONE had to go and spoil it didn't they.
The milk, that is.
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Flakes fan loosely on the wax tipped ears of elephants marching in a straight line back from the gates of serendipity.
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17 Feb 2006, 18:00
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
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17 Feb 2006, 18:19
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
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"VILE!" Screamed the rosy faced woman in a white cotton dress while fighting to keep her balance on a small cardboard box floating far off the coast of Sri Lanka.
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17 Feb 2006, 18:30
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
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17 Feb 2006, 18:33
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
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Didn't he once say that if you have two apples, and those apples are at once exchanged without restriction that you could in return inherit a flock of dragon ball z fanatics?
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17 Feb 2006, 18:52
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
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Didn't he once say that if you have two apples, and those apples are at once exchanged without restriction that you could in return inherit a flock of dragon ball z fanatics?
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**** japan
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17 Feb 2006, 18:56
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
Elephant juice
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17 Feb 2006, 19:05
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
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18 Feb 2006, 04:02
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Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz
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Flakes fan loosely on the wax tipped ears of ping pong machines marching in a straight line back from the gates of serendipity.
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And thats an excuse for the behaviour of the Nickelbackers, I presume?
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