What's the Agenda for round twenty six?
After twelve or thirteen (who cares?) long rounds it is time to reveal our true agenda.
At Hidden Agenda, we have been participating in government sponsored research into 'game therapy'. Through the use of multiplayer online games we hope to rehabilitate those who were abandoned under 'care in the community' schemes of old.
The use of IRC as the main method of communication means we can avoid the difficult and potentially messy situations that often plagued their face to face social interactions. This, coupled with innovative recycling of old Spectrum keyboards, has allowed us to prevent any future 'accidents'.
Although not always successful, we have been able to alleviate the suffering of many poor souls and in some cases our patients have been well enough to take on custodial duties and help their fellow inmates.
We try to keep to a routine with attacks every day and a selection of anti-psychotics for those long nights. There is also a defence system which, although primarily designed to promote interpersonal relations and teamwork, has been known to save the odd planet in-game as well.
If you would like to help us help others or if people back away from you when you're holding scissors, you should pop into #hidden-a and talk to a member of our friendly staff. There are rooms and positions available for all levels of ability/function.
P.S. We do not condone the use of fake nicks because we find this detrimental to the health of our schizophrenics, particularly those with paranoid tendencies.
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