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Re: The progression of terrible chat-up lines
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Originally Posted by BlacK_Bengudo
when im really drunk and i get a girl even if its the first time im making out with her i always put her hand into my dick
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Whatever works, huh.
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
This moved onto me coming out with the gem "So basically... I'm single. And you're single. You know what has to happen now, don't you? We have to have s*x. That's just how this goes. It's the law. Don't blame me. I don't make the rules up"
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This must mean you are either a sex God, or you know how to pick the ugly desperate chicks.
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