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Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2004, 14:27
Replies: 41
Views: 3,340
Posted By Nicole
Re: He's alive! Alive!

If you don't need the money why would you do this? It could be very bad for your health and you're just going to risk that for beer money? I was looking into donating my eggs, but I got a job now...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2004, 14:19
Replies: 14
Views: 2,632
Posted By Nicole
Re: strip clubs (for the ladies)

I've gone and it's a good time as long as I'm very drunk. If I'm not drunk enough the reality of the place depresses me. See if you're a girl then you get to share the bathroom with the strippers. ...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2004, 13:16
Replies: 190
Views: 14,712
Posted By Nicole
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

It'll hurt if a donkey back-kicks its rapist in the kneecap....

NO! you're not dragging me into this. I don't even care if someone ****s their dog. Hell, I fed my hamster to a snake. The point...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2004, 12:42
Replies: 190
Views: 14,712
Posted By Nicole
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

NO! Don't you understand anything? This is not a good example of principles. It is a stupid stupid example. Run away from the example! You should stand up and say, " I can find a better way to...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2004, 12:28
Replies: 190
Views: 14,712
Posted By Nicole
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

This argument is way boring and incredibly stupid.

See if you're on the dog-screwing is wrong side then you're a judgmental facist. If you're on the "forty acres, a dog, and some lube" side...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2004, 08:45
Replies: 116
Views: 4,768
Posted By Nicole
Re: suicidal urges

I used to, but then I actually tried to kill myself. Obviously I did a crap job of it and I have no desire to try again. If you **** up the paramedics are real assholes, everyone's constantly on...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2004, 08:28
Replies: 36
Views: 2,965
Posted By Nicole
Re: Plucking Eyebrows

I get mine waxed. Having a professional do it makes it less likely I'll go nuts and think the Drag-Queen, painted on thing looks cute. Also it's less time consuming. I know plenty of otherwise...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2004, 11:30
Replies: 4
Views: 1,898
Posted By Nicole
Re: What the **** is steam heat?

Thank you, that was very useful. Do you know if something like that is more or less than regular gas heat?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2004, 11:27
Replies: 4
Views: 1,898
Posted By Nicole
What the **** is steam heat?

I'm doing a little apartment hunting online and in this specific neighborhood in Chicago all their apartments are steam-heated. What does that mean? Do you have to keep the hot water going all the...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2004, 01:20
Replies: 60
Views: 3,735
Posted By Nicole
Re: Cremated or Buried?

Cremated

We had our cat cremated. We got its ashes in a little styrofoam box that looked like it was meant for Big Macs. It was kind of funny keeping it around and introducing people to our...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2004, 00:48
Replies: 30
Views: 2,323
Posted By Nicole
Re: Suggestions for a good, free newsource.

Thank you. Some of these were useful

P.S. Lesbian News is neither good nor free. Plus the site is ****ing lavendar.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jan 2004, 22:30
Replies: 30
Views: 2,323
Posted By Nicole
Suggestions for a good, free newsource.

As I'm too poor/lazy to go out and get a daily newspaper I'm looking for reccommendations for good web-based newsources. Something that discusses a wide variety of topics and not just a certain area...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jan 2004, 22:11
Replies: 65
Views: 3,903
Posted By Nicole
Re: the 'guys only want an easy lay' discussion

I'm confused. It seems like in your first post your upset with the whole double standard of men sleeping around with no stigma yet girls who do are sluts etc..., but then later when you say this:...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jan 2004, 20:49
Replies: 26
Views: 3,011
Posted By Nicole
Re: Has anybody had Mono? (mononucleosis)

My girlfriend just got it and she was just coming off from a bout of tonsilitis so this seems to be an improvement over that. She pretty much feels like shit every day after being out for a couple...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2004, 15:24
Replies: 62
Views: 9,940
Posted By Nicole
Re: The Game of Life

Your life is hard. I don't understand why this is so difficult for you.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2004, 15:19
Replies: 16
Views: 3,683
Posted By Nicole
Re: Even Gimli showed signs of faggotism

You know I remember when the word "fag" was just a plain old noun.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2004, 12:17
Replies: 62
Views: 6,179
Posted By Nicole
Re: worst drink (booze) you've had?

To MrL_Jakiri: They're ocky that's how. They even include vegetables to heighten the horribleness of the gin.

To pyrit: Do not buy anything in liquid form from Aldi. I'm still shuddering from...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2004, 12:05
Replies: 62
Views: 6,179
Posted By Nicole
Re: worst drink (booze) you've had?

Gin is disgusting in any form. Also me and coconut rum are no longer speaking due to an epic hangover that was only further aggravated by a cruise ship, a taxi, an airport, and an airplane. ...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2004, 10:25
Replies: 7
Views: 2,180
Posted By Nicole
Re: greatest headline ever*

Why shouldn't lesbians be able to buy sperm? It seems a lot more responsible then the method of my own conception which was two 18 year old heterosexuals getting drunk and screwing at an Reo...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2004, 10:15
Replies: 30
Views: 2,393
Posted By Nicole
Re: Why does almost everyone like the same films, but not the same books?

It's because books are more personal than movies. Watching a movie takes on average 90 minutes of your time. It's all visual, typically easy to follow, and shared with an entire theatre audience.
...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2004, 10:42
Replies: 23
Views: 1,819
Posted By Nicole
Re: Bookworms R us

I'd go with chronological order (published date, not setting). I'm linear like that.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2004, 09:11
Replies: 73
Views: 5,859
Posted By Nicole
Re: Old yet new [Political]

Economic Left/Right -5.62
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian -7.23
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2004, 04:10
Replies: 143
Views: 10,741
Posted By Nicole
Re: Gay experiences on the forums

Yes to 1-5 and I don't know how many times so we'll just say many.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2004, 09:43
Replies: 277
Views: 14,307
Posted By Nicole
Re: Your best friend.

It's too late. Despite all of the obvious consequences you are going to end up going down on him. Sexual tension has been built, pressure from you social circle has been laid upon you, and you've...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 10:37
Replies: 66
Views: 4,514
Posted By Nicole
Re: Depressing Songs plz

Fiona Apple - Love Ridden
Norah Jones - I have to see you again
Melissa Ferrick - Little Love
Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang
Cat Power - I don't blame you
Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2003, 20:01
Replies: 14
Views: 1,854
Posted By Nicole
Re: Suggestions

i've never heard of this one. I loved One Hundred Years of Solitude and Love in the time of Cholera so I'll have to check it out, thanks.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2003, 19:57
Replies: 30
Views: 2,509
Posted By Nicole
Re: What is Boxing Day?

It sounds a lot like St. Patrick's Day. Do you have a parade too?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2003, 19:54
Replies: 68
Views: 3,798
Posted By Nicole
Re: "It wasnt me , it was those damned Canadians"

It's true, we have a horrible history when it comes to our meat. I don't know why I continue to eat it. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole country dropped dead in ten years from tainted Big Mac.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2003, 04:40
Replies: 30
Views: 2,509
Posted By Nicole
Re: What is Boxing Day?

You have a holiday for the execution of someone? Is it an official holiday where they close school and banks or is it one that nobody really pays attention too, like Arbor day?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2003, 04:32
Replies: 30
Views: 2,509
Posted By Nicole
What is Boxing Day?

And while we're at it what is Guy Fawkes day?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2003, 03:53
Replies: 14
Views: 1,854
Posted By Nicole
Suggestions

I received a 100 dollare gift certificate for Amazon.com and I'm drawing a blank as to anything that I want. I'm looking for recommendations for books non-sci fi please.

Also, for those of you...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2003, 02:41
Replies: 39
Views: 2,597
Posted By Nicole
Re: I want my M T V .......

Paul Simon - Call me Al

This video came out when I was little so whenever I saw it I thought that the guy from Nat'l Lampoon's vacation (Chevy Chase) was really singing. I thought that till I was...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2003, 05:35
Replies: 56
Views: 4,544
Posted By Nicole
Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?

First four seasons of Buffy on DVD and Reservior Dogs on DVD.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2003, 05:32
Replies: 29
Views: 1,900
Posted By Nicole
Re: Eddie Izzard

My grandparents introduced me to him over the summer (not personally or anything) and I thought he was really funny, my only complaint is that when my parents and grandparents get drunk they start...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2003, 07:27
Replies: 26
Views: 2,122
Posted By Nicole
Re: The people across the road...

Down the road from my parents house someone has this huge neon jesus on their barn. And it's not baby jesus or buddy christ either. It's christ on the cross and it has neon blood and everything. ...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2003, 06:54
Replies: 51
Views: 3,883
Posted By Nicole
Re: confess your secret TV

I started watching All My Children this summer (U.S. soap) and even though I know it's bad I still keep up with it.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2003, 06:52
Replies: 74
Views: 5,609
Posted By Nicole
Re: Piercings

What's not to understand about body piercing? Some people think it looks attractive and then go out and get pierced. You might think that haircut looks attractive but it really isn't but that...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Nov 2003, 14:43
Replies: 14
Views: 3,054
Posted By Nicole
Re: I'm upset with my city

I'm confused. Why does this mean you have to put up with them for months? They may get more radio play but can't you just not listen to the radio?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Nov 2003, 07:05
Replies: 39
Views: 3,444
Posted By Nicole
Re: Swallowing

I've been dating the same woman for the past seven months, where the **** have you been?

Anyways, she brought me sore throat lozenges. They work but only for like 15 minutes so I'm taking twice...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 19:42
Replies: 84
Views: 8,879
Posted By Nicole
Re: Top Court in Massachusetts Says State Can't Deny Gays Right to Marry

Yes, and I agree. I wasn't arguing against removing the semantic obstacle to getting homosexuals the rights of marriage. My point was that in other countries there are gay couples who for all...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 19:19
Replies: 84
Views: 8,879
Posted By Nicole
Re: Top Court in Massachusetts Says State Can't Deny Gays Right to Marry

I'm pretty sure Canada speaks English. As far as I know homosexuals there can get married, not just have civil unions. But maybe I'm lying for attention.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 19:10
Replies: 84
Views: 8,879
Posted By Nicole
Re: Top Court in Massachusetts Says State Can't Deny Gays Right to Marry

Well it isn't valid because in several countries men + men, and women + women do in fact get married. So to say that marriage isn't for them when they're walking around being all married is kind of...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 18:35
Replies: 29
Views: 3,633
Posted By Nicole
Re: Prepare to vomit.

Was there really a need to be so melodramatic? I almost didn't look in the thread because I thought you were going to describe or show something really repulsive, like a maggot chewed corpse or...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 17:25
Replies: 39
Views: 3,444
Posted By Nicole
Re: Swallowing

You are an idiot.


Anyways, upon the advice of my girlfriend I had some orange juice. Apparently she is an idiot as well and I'm a bigger idiot for listening to her because as soon as I took the...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 16:28
Replies: 84
Views: 8,879
Posted By Nicole
Re: Top Court in Massachusetts Says State Can't Deny Gays Right to Marry

This one's a few months old but here it is

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2003/08/13/GAYS.TMP
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 16:24
Replies: 84
Views: 8,879
Posted By Nicole
Re: Top Court in Massachusetts Says State Can't Deny Gays Right to Marry

They're doing it right now actually. Congress is working on an amendment to the U.S. Constitution that says marriage is only between a man and a woman. If I can find a link I'll post it.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 15:15
Replies: 39
Views: 3,444
Posted By Nicole
Re: Swallowing

I don't have a cough or yellowish stuff so I don't think I have whatever it is you people have. My glands don't feel swollen so I'm gonna hold off on the medicine. I might be feverish though. I'm...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 12:53
Replies: 39
Views: 3,444
Posted By Nicole
Swallowing

My throat is very sore right now, I think I'm coming down with strep or something. Anyways as my throat gets progressively worse I find myself swallowing more thus making my throat even more sore. ...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 10:57
Replies: 47
Views: 3,399
Posted By Nicole
Re: wanna know what's great?

This is true. However, I'm pretty sure I still qualify as a woman.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 10:07
Replies: 47
Views: 3,399
Posted By Nicole
Re: wanna know what's great?

Do not forgive her!

If it was an isolated incident it would be more understandable. However she did this 2 days in a row with the same guy. No matter what she told you, she likes this guy. It...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 02:37
Replies: 5
Views: 2,698
Posted By Nicole
Re: Book title question

It might be. I read that book in the 4th grade. I had forgotten about it entirely but then someone asked me the same question and it drove me crazy. Anyways, how are you?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 02:28
Replies: 5
Views: 2,698
Posted By Nicole
Re: Book title question

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are today's most useful person.


P.S. Lo Sky
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 02:19
Replies: 5
Views: 2,698
Posted By Nicole
Book title question

There's this children's book in which two siblings run away and live in a museum, I believe it's in New York. I don't remember the title and it's driving me crazy. If anyone can tell me the name of...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 02:13
Replies: 19
Views: 2,790
Posted By Nicole
Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop

Doesn't the Hepatitis vaccine prevent Hepatitis A? (I'm pretty sure it covers A & B but not C) Why aren't more people getting vaccinated? See, nobody takes their crotch health seriously anymore.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2003, 13:00
Replies: 104
Views: 8,752
Posted By Nicole
Re: crazy people

Yes, and the bit where the Catholics are behind the Lincoln assassination. I guess making them responsible for the JFK assassination was a little too far-fetched. I'm not an authority or anything...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2003, 12:24
Replies: 104
Views: 8,752
Posted By Nicole
Re: crazy people

Did anyone read the Virgin Mary one? This guy really doesn't like the Catholics. I was almost offended, but then I remembered that I was an atheist so I got over it.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2003, 02:11
Replies: 20
Views: 2,926
Posted By Nicole
Re: please suggest me some songs to :chill: out to

Cat Power - I Don't Blame You
Blur - Tender
Beck - The Album "Sea Change"
Al Green - Let's Stay Together
Forum: General Discussions 28 Oct 2003, 12:00
Replies: 45
Views: 3,741
Posted By Nicole
Re: Costumes? :\

You can go as a freudian slip.

This requires a slip or slip dress, bits of paper with freud-isms written on them, and pins to attach the bits of paper. If you have a slip or slip dress this...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2003, 05:43
Replies: 6
Views: 2,860
Posted By Nicole
Re: Fact

For someone who isn't trying to be racist you've succeeded beautifully.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2003, 05:34
Replies: 47
Views: 5,405
Posted By Nicole
Re: Kill Bill

My breasts are average so you must have me confused with someone else. What from my post would imply to you that I have large breasts?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Oct 2003, 00:59
Replies: 12
Views: 2,931
Posted By Nicole
Re: God is not amused

If you read the whole article it says that Miramax is going to make a movie of Jeanette Winterson's novel, "The Passion" Yay! I loved that book.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Oct 2003, 00:42
Replies: 47
Views: 5,405
Posted By Nicole
Re: Kill Bill

I've already seen it twice, and I thought it was very good. As for the gore aspect, I only had to shut my eyes once (I'm not at all desensitized to violence) so I don't think it's too bad. My one...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2003, 23:49
Replies: 23
Views: 3,474
Posted By Nicole
Re: Wisdom teeth

They'll make your other teeth crooked, so just have them removed. As long as you're put under during the procedure, it's not bad. Healing time varies, but I went out the next night. Supposedly the...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2003, 23:40
Replies: 156
Views: 14,362
Posted By Nicole
Re: New GD Moderators Wanted

Pablissimo. He's been here forever and is in general, not an asshole.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 11:27
Replies: 22
Views: 4,998
Posted By Nicole
A pirate with a steering wheel in his pants walks...

A pirate with a steering wheel in his pants walks into a bar. He walks up to the bar, sits down, and orders a drink.

Bartender goes, "Hey, what's with the steering wheel in your pants?"


...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 10:15
Replies: 16
Views: 3,063
Posted By Nicole
You clearly have never been a female in a bar. ...

You clearly have never been a female in a bar.

Moreover you have never been a lesbian with a group of gay people minding your own business in a bar in a rural, red-neck college town when a patron...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 09:55
Replies: 16
Views: 3,063
Posted By Nicole
Successful Parties

After having gone to the same university for four years I have finally attended a successful party. By successful I mean good-sized (this one had around 50 people total, but not all at the same...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 18:07
Replies: 19
Views: 3,202
Posted By Nicole
Otis Redding - Hawg For You

Otis Redding - Hawg For You
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 00:38
Replies: 32
Views: 5,472
Posted By Nicole
It's not particularly sick but my most recent one...

It's not particularly sick but my most recent one came to me in a dream. I pushed a small child (bout the age of 3) into a pool. The whole thing was just great the way it looked so shocked that an...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 21:47
Replies: 114
Views: 12,530
Posted By Nicole
You are a complete and total weiner.

You are a complete and total weiner.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 11:54
Replies: 33
Views: 5,836
Posted By Nicole
My car is invisible and travels at the speed of...

My car is invisible and travels at the speed of thought.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 03:36
Replies: 3
Views: 2,711
Posted By Nicole
How does one become a pornographer? Can you just...

How does one become a pornographer? Can you just go out and get some beaver shots and dub yourself with the title? Or is there some kind of apprenticeship involved? I'm familiar with the back...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 03:11
Replies: 37
Views: 4,210
Posted By Nicole
Drop her and move on. She clearly doesn't like...

Drop her and move on. She clearly doesn't like you all that much or she wouldn't have moved on to her ex. As the rejected party you will never be able to remain friends with her and you're just...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 02:12
Replies: 66
Views: 6,864
Posted By Nicole
In no particular order: The Princess Bride ...

In no particular order:

The Princess Bride
Almost Famous
Say Anything
The Opposite of Sex
Dazed and Confused
Amelie
Gone With the Wind
My Faid Lady
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 01:53
Replies: 31
Views: 4,858
Posted By Nicole
The muffin joke is my all time favorite. I also...

The muffin joke is my all time favorite. I also like the pirate joke. I'd like to have one good dirty joke to tell but I they always get tiresome. Does anyone have a good dirty joke?
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 18:56
Replies: 24
Views: 3,964
Posted By Nicole
Vincent Vega getting shot by Butch while on the...

Vincent Vega getting shot by Butch while on the toilet in Pulp Fiction.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 17:44
Replies: 30
Views: 3,435
Posted By Nicole
Why would this law be a bad thing? If someone...

Why would this law be a bad thing? If someone asks you to stop doing something, then stop doing it. No one is entitled to an orgasm. If a woman for whatever reason changed her mind then why should...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 17:33
Replies: 12
Views: 3,056
Posted By Nicole
You know what I hate? When you spend a really...

You know what I hate? When you spend a really long time creating a thoughtful, coherent, coherent post just so it can go "poof" when you hit the submit button informing you that you've been logged...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 07:55
Replies: 132
Views: 11,412
Posted By Nicole
I don't believe in that kind of thing. I'm not...

I don't believe in that kind of thing. I'm not trying to be difficult but we all have our dealbreakers and that's mine.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 07:48
Replies: 132
Views: 11,412
Posted By Nicole
My sister is 3 years younger than me and as I...

My sister is 3 years younger than me and as I date women it strikes me as icky. I feel a bit dirty about dating my current girlfriend and she's 20. I realize it's a bit silly, but eliminating...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 07:24
Replies: 39
Views: 3,482
Posted By Nicole
never have, never would. That's how people get...

never have, never would. That's how people get syphilis doncha know.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 07:15
Replies: 65
Views: 8,164
Posted By Nicole
Sky Pavil Jenny Sunday8pm deerbarn

Sky
Pavil
Jenny
Sunday8pm
deerbarn
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 07:03
Replies: 132
Views: 11,412
Posted By Nicole
I'm 22 and my age range would be 20-50. Although...

I'm 22 and my age range would be 20-50. Although I've never dated anyone older than 27. To be honest even 20 is a little young, but under no circumstances will I ever date anyone more than 2 years...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 06:37
Replies: 25
Views: 3,910
Posted By Nicole
Anais Nin - Delta of Venus And it's probably...

Anais Nin - Delta of Venus

And it's probably in Mr. Freakazoid's house because his mother is a dirty lesbian.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 05:17
Replies: 83
Views: 7,512
Posted By Nicole
"Buffy and Philosophy: Fear and Trembling in...

"Buffy and Philosophy: Fear and Trembling in Sunnydale" I've only read bits so far, but as of now I like it.



P.S. I have no shame.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 05:05
Replies: 23
Views: 3,212
Posted By Nicole
To own a business, preferably a restaurant, and...

To own a business, preferably a restaurant, and run it into a ground by being completely abusive to customers.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 04:47
Replies: 23
Views: 3,157
Posted By Nicole
Re: Re: Kobe did WHAT?

The distinction is actually penetration. At least in Illinois rape is when someone penetrates orificially* against their will. Whereas sexual assault is an extremely loose term falling somewhere...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 20:43
Replies: 43
Views: 6,306
Posted By Nicole
I personally can feel nothing but pity for anyone...

I personally can feel nothing but pity for anyone who has breasts that large. Does she walk on all fours or something? Seriously though, a girl I know had a D cup and got them reduced because of...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 19:24
Replies: 10
Views: 3,668
Posted By Nicole
She was recently in a Dr. Pepper commercial and...

She was recently in a Dr. Pepper commercial and she appeared to be thinner than she was in the 80's. Stevie Nicks once got chubby, perhaps you're confusing the two Behind the Music stories.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 19:21
Replies: 30
Views: 6,326
Posted By Nicole
Actually I've been looking to get something by...

Actually I've been looking to get something by P.J. Harvey but don't know where to start. I remember hearing her when I was like 15 but I don't remember what the **** it was. Could you reccomend a...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 10:11
Replies: 30
Views: 6,326
Posted By Nicole
I'm uninterested in Bjork, Hole, and Alanis...

I'm uninterested in Bjork, Hole, and Alanis Morrisette, I have a couple of Amos's cd's already. The only song I've ever heard by The Breeder's is Cannonball which I can kind of remember. Is there...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 10:01
Replies: 30
Views: 6,326
Posted By Nicole
Music by women

Every once in a while I like to organize my cd's in a different fashion: chronologically, alphabetically, categorically, etc... Anyways recently I set about to seperate the music made by women vs the...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 08:52
Replies: 2
Views: 2,455
Posted By Nicole
It's 2:45 am here, and no not normally. However,...

It's 2:45 am here, and no not normally. However, I don't often have access to a computer so I'm taking advantage. What are you doing up?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 20:40
Replies: 9
Views: 2,596
Posted By Nicole
prostitute myself in hopes of being the subject...

prostitute myself in hopes of being the subject of the run-on sentence song.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 20:39
Replies: 29
Views: 4,034
Posted By Nicole
baseball cards, still have em all too.

baseball cards, still have em all too.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 17:34
Replies: 20
Views: 3,527
Posted By Nicole
Smashing Pumpkins - 1979 Bob Dylan - Like a...

Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling Stone
Grateful Dead - Truckin
The Beatles - Back in the USSR
Janis Joplin - Piece of My Heart
Paul Simon -Diamonds on the Soles of her shoes
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 07:18
Replies: 38
Views: 4,100
Posted By Nicole
You're amazingly self-centered do you know that? ...

You're amazingly self-centered do you know that? Has it occured to you that she wasn't referring to your sexuality at all? Perhaps you have a relative that's in the process of coming out and she...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 14:28
Replies: 46
Views: 4,352
Posted By Nicole
You have to be 17, and most medications are...

You have to be 17, and most medications are acceptable.

As for the telemarketing issue I agree entirely. I shouldn't have to call people and ask them to give blood. Unfortunately in the US 50%...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 11:31
Replies: 46
Views: 4,352
Posted By Nicole
It's quite possible. Although I'd probably refer...

It's quite possible. Although I'd probably refer to it as boredom.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 11:26
Replies: 46
Views: 4,352
Posted By Nicole
Clearly we haven't met. I'm Nicole embodiment of...

Clearly we haven't met. I'm Nicole embodiment of all that is bitter. And you are Radical Edward, a person who is likely to see it again.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 11:15
Replies: 46
Views: 4,352
Posted By Nicole
I've actually been accused of being "too nice" if...

I've actually been accused of being "too nice" if you can imagine that. The people who put on a little pressure actually get better results. Obviously being insulting isn't effective and a good way...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 11:02
Replies: 46
Views: 4,352
Posted By Nicole
Re: Re: Blood

How does this make me a bully? Have I threatened anyone? Have any consequences occured as a result of someone going against my wishes? No. At most you could accuse me of being judgemental. I can...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 09:30
Replies: 46
Views: 4,352
Posted By Nicole
I'm a big wuss and that doesn't happen when I...

I'm a big wuss and that doesn't happen when I give. The first time I was whoozey but only because I didn't eat beforehand. The feeling lasted an all of 15 minutes. I hear hundreds of excuses a day...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 09:19
Replies: 26
Views: 3,365
Posted By Nicole
Option A would be better for no other reason...

Option A would be better for no other reason than I'm petty enough to want to be right even in death.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 09:16
Replies: 46
Views: 4,352
Posted By Nicole
Blood

My summer job is basically telemarketing for blood. I work for a blood bank and call people to guilt them into donating blood. Since staring work there I have lost some faith in humanity (I'm not...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 08:59
Replies: 64
Views: 7,813
Posted By Nicole
The fact that it's even worth discussing suggests...

The fact that it's even worth discussing suggests you have a problem. Whether or not you're addicted is something else entirely. If this is something that is a hindrance in your life ( i.e. spend...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 08:40
Replies: 17
Views: 2,563
Posted By Nicole
I never drive under the influence of anything. ...

I never drive under the influence of anything. Of course I don't have a license, and I never have. However I don't allow this minor detail prevent me from feeling morally superior to everyone who...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 05:53
Replies: 51
Views: 9,017
Posted By Nicole
This band is the biggest bunch of drama queens...

This band is the biggest bunch of drama queens since Creed.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 05:48
Replies: 10
Views: 3,557
Posted By Nicole
I know a girl named Robin Wing. I myself was a...

I know a girl named Robin Wing. I myself was a mere joint away from being named Holly Wood.

Breeding is entirely over-rated.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 05:40
Replies: 27
Views: 2,681
Posted By Nicole
If you could banish one topic

from GD what would it be?

Me: the stupid complaint that women are only attracted to assholes. I would actually banish that topic from all forms of conversation if I had the power to do so.
...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 16:27
Replies: 21
Views: 2,765
Posted By Nicole
Where in Spain are you?

Where in Spain are you?
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 16:19
Replies: 19
Views: 3,588
Posted By Nicole
Because you can sit under a shelter, people...

Because you can sit under a shelter, people frequent it and probably have change, and maybe they eventually want to go somewhere.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 16:17
Replies: 4
Views: 2,931
Posted By Nicole
At my school shooting guns is a class. We're...

At my school shooting guns is a class. We're clearly at the height of academia and that's why you weren't aware one could get a degree in glorified PE.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 16:09
Replies: 4
Views: 2,931
Posted By Nicole
Health clubs for children

Yesterday I was listening to an exercise science major talk about how her eventual goal was to open up a health club for children. I didn't press her for details because I thought it was a horrible...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 15:48
Replies: 24
Views: 3,976
Posted By Nicole
Awww.... I've upset you. I feel all warm and...

Awww.... I've upset you. I feel all warm and fuzzy like mold.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 15:43
Replies: 11
Views: 2,896
Posted By Nicole
You know that was a perfectly lovely song and now...

You know that was a perfectly lovely song and now you've gone and upset me. Look what you did!
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 15:26
Replies: 24
Views: 3,976
Posted By Nicole
Oh, I'm willing to bet money that nod's a mound.

Oh, I'm willing to bet money that nod's a mound.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 15:21
Replies: 24
Views: 3,976
Posted By Nicole
That is an excellent point. Although mine is...

That is an excellent point. Although mine is v-shaped as is a male friend of mine. His boyfriend's however, is mound-shaped. I admit though that I was the only non-mound female in the room. Maybe...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 15:17
Replies: 24
Views: 3,976
Posted By Nicole
No no. Not the hair. The fleshy part. Does it...

No no. Not the hair. The fleshy part. Does it bubble up, or is it flat and smooth and v-shaped?
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 15:16
Replies: 26
Views: 2,711
Posted By Nicole
I must admit you had me going. But then I...

I must admit you had me going.


But then I had to fake.




HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 15:14
Replies: 24
Views: 3,976
Posted By Nicole
Pubic areas

It has recently been brought to my attention that there are two different types of pubic area shapes. Mound, and V-Shaped. From my research of 5 people standing around and willing to take their...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 15:11
Replies: 26
Views: 2,711
Posted By Nicole
Jesus Christ don't remind me. Did you know that...

Jesus Christ don't remind me. Did you know that I'm a catchphrase machine? I am the prompter of nearly everyone's dialogue in Illinois. I will assume everyone else is easily amused as well.

...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 15:06
Replies: 26
Views: 2,711
Posted By Nicole
One can only hope. Did you know that you can...

One can only hope.

Did you know that you can catch syphilis that way?
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 15:03
Replies: 11
Views: 2,896
Posted By Nicole
My mom is fat. CHUBBY CHASER! CHUBBY CHASER!...

My mom is fat.

CHUBBY CHASER! CHUBBY CHASER!




Although don't think I don't appreciate the "your mom" thing. I think your mom jokes should be revived and in fashion. It makes me happy. ...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 15:01
Replies: 26
Views: 2,711
Posted By Nicole
I actually recently cut my hair. Does this mean...

I actually recently cut my hair. Does this mean I'm going to become more critical of my entertainment as a result?
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 14:59
Replies: 11
Views: 2,896
Posted By Nicole
Who can take a rainbow...

cover it with dew...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 14:57
Replies: 26
Views: 2,711
Posted By Nicole
although that did make me laugh it would not have...

although that did make me laugh it would not have had it been said in direct response to what you said. It is only funny because of our current context. By the way did you know that I'm very easily...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 14:53
Replies: 26
Views: 2,711
Posted By Nicole
No no no. It has to be something about me being...

No no no. It has to be something about me being onto you and squishing you. The joke must be in context. Try again.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 14:51
Replies: 45
men
Views: 4,243
Posted By Nicole
Give up, date me and live in a perpetual state of...

Give up, date me and live in a perpetual state of bliss!
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 14:47
Replies: 26
Views: 2,711
Posted By Nicole
I feel Crashtester, that you have presented a...

I feel Crashtester, that you have presented a very convincing argument and although they are similar I feel that your points illuminate the fact that sneezing is indeed superior to the orgasm.


...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 14:39
Replies: 26
Views: 2,711
Posted By Nicole
I'm onto you. That's right I said it.

I'm onto you.



That's right I said it.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 14:38
Replies: 26
Views: 2,711
Posted By Nicole
Then my mouth would be closed, my sneeze held in,...

Then my mouth would be closed, my sneeze held in, and then I'd have an anuerysm (sp?) and die.



Are you trying to kill me?
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 14:34
Replies: 26
Views: 2,711
Posted By Nicole
Sneezing

Am I the only one who thinks that the sneeze is God's greatest gift to mammals? I just sneezed and it was lovely. I've heard it said that the sneeze is one tenth of an orgasm, but to me it's worth...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 14:07
Replies: 26
Views: 4,165
Posted By Nicole
Curtis. And his dog was named Gibson. It was a...

Curtis. And his dog was named Gibson. It was a very nice dog.
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2003, 22:43
Replies: 34
Views: 4,164
Posted By Nicole
Vegetables are ocky. All of them with the...

Vegetables are ocky. All of them with the exception of corn on the cob which I may be biased to because I grew up in the midwest. It is no good off the cob or in any other forms.

Potatoes,...
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 22:38
Replies: 38
Views: 3,615
Posted By Nicole
Re: "Gaydar"

Your friend found a bottom. Bottoms are usually more femme. Femme gay men are pretty easy to spot. I know this is a horrible use of generalizations but if we ignore some of the exceptions to the...
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 21:54
Replies: 27
Views: 3,469
Posted By Nicole
like a rolling stone Bob Dylan

like a rolling stone





Bob Dylan
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 21:06
Replies: 60
Views: 7,072
Posted By Nicole
I'd say 5 with the rest of my people being...

I'd say 5 with the rest of my people being drinking buddies or people I just socialize with.
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 16:29
Replies: 29
Views: 3,203
Posted By Nicole
Music that I used to be more into, but now not so...

Music that I used to be more into, but now not so much. Stuff like Led Zepellin and Aerosmith. The older I get the more I listen to stuff from the 80's and 90's which is kinda wierd I guess.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 22:02
Replies: 11
Views: 2,532
Posted By Nicole
Re: Rock And Roll !!!

I couldn't agree more.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 21:23
Replies: 79
Views: 7,263
Posted By Nicole
I couldn't live with any of you. Or rather none...

I couldn't live with any of you. Or rather none of you could live with me. I'm an awful roommate. I pace in the middle of the night. I never cook. I use my entire apartment as my dressing room. ...
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 21:11
Replies: 28
Views: 3,588
Posted By Nicole
agreed. but if I could find a band named...

agreed. but if I could find a band named "peeling uterus" I'd buy their cd's in bulk.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 21:06
Replies: 17
Views: 2,473
Posted By Nicole
traitors, all of them. Anyways Canadians...

traitors, all of them.

Anyways Canadians should be on my side with this one. Hockey is the only thing you people are good for, except maybe for making ice or something. Do you really want...
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 20:53
Replies: 17
Views: 2,473
Posted By Nicole
Hockey is for Canadians and Canadians only.

Hockey is for Canadians and Canadians only.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 20:21
Replies: 31
Views: 4,147
Posted By Nicole
soap.

soap.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 20:17
Replies: 25
Views: 2,790
Posted By Nicole
Smashing Pumpkins - 1979

Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 18:52
Replies: 28
Views: 3,588
Posted By Nicole
peeling uterus.

peeling uterus.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 14:48
Replies: 24
Views: 2,519
Posted By Nicole
Lo Kura, Where'd you go away to?

Lo Kura,

Where'd you go away to?
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 14:25
Replies: 28
Views: 3,588
Posted By Nicole
anal grease (Copyright of David Chapelle)

anal grease (Copyright of David Chapelle)
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 01:11
Replies: 40
Views: 4,507
Posted By Nicole
NAY And for any women who post otherwise I...

NAY

And for any women who post otherwise I have two words for you: yeast infection.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 00:44
Replies: 1
Views: 2,455
Posted By Nicole
I'm only familiar with his website and have never...

I'm only familiar with his website and have never seen/heard his stand-up. Some of the letters he writes are great. I especially reccommend the K-mart one.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2003, 05:43
Replies: 63
Views: 6,820
Posted By Nicole
I agree with MrL_Jakiri with the mayor and I'm...

I agree with MrL_Jakiri with the mayor and I'm gonna have to also chime in with Glory. I wasn't a big fan of season 5 but that was more because of Dawn than anything. Glory however, I adored. I...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2003, 00:07
Replies: 13
hi!
Views: 2,704
Posted By Nicole
Lo my little canadian bacon.

Lo my little canadian bacon.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Apr 2003, 18:38
Replies: 53
Views: 5,607
Posted By Nicole
Blur - Tender P.S. thanks to whoever on...

Blur - Tender


P.S. thanks to whoever on IRC told me the title of that song. You were right, much appreciated.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Apr 2003, 18:35
Replies: 58
Views: 8,467
Posted By Nicole
Goddamn you after reading this I was so looking...

Goddamn you after reading this I was so looking forward to reading that page that when I got to it it wasn't nearly as shocking as it would have been had I not been expecting filth.

LOOK WHAT...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2003, 18:36
Replies: 61
Views: 7,338
Posted By Nicole
I'm shaking an angry fist at you by the way. ...

I'm shaking an angry fist at you by the way.

If we weren't seperated by an ocean it would be very intimidating.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2003, 18:34
Replies: 26
Views: 3,873
Posted By Nicole
ditto.

ditto.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2003, 18:29
Replies: 61
Views: 7,338
Posted By Nicole
Freedom Dressing, Freedom Toast, Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream...

I'm sure we all know about the "Freedom Fries" being sold in a truckstop in bumble**** America but I'm here to tell you all that it's spreading! Last week I visited a dorm cafeteria on campus for...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2003, 18:17
Replies: 7
Views: 2,831
Posted By Nicole
they did. And I will make the same comment now...

they did. And I will make the same comment now as I did then. IDIOTS NEED BRIGHT FLASHY SHINY THINGS.

Good day.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2003, 18:15
Replies: 17
Views: 2,891
Posted By Nicole
I wasn't aware that straight women were so...

I wasn't aware that straight women were so patronizing to gay men. From what I've observed gay men and straight women have bonded because yes, the sexual tension is lifted, but also out of genuine...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2003, 17:40
Replies: 17
Views: 2,891
Posted By Nicole
I would have to say it's because there are more...

I would have to say it's because there are more fag hags then there are dyke tykes.

And this is horrible generalization but it could be said that women are more likely to see homosexual men as...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2003, 17:28
Replies: 44
Views: 3,822
Posted By Nicole
Oral herpes can be transmitted to the ****. ...

Oral herpes can be transmitted to the ****.




And deerbarn darling knowing your reputation she was probably faking.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2003, 17:11
Replies: 58
Views: 8,467
Posted By Nicole
I just started reading Lolita today. And as...

I just started reading Lolita today. And as always I would reccommend "One Hundred Years of Solitude"
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 14:10
Replies: 41
Views: 3,239
Posted By Nicole
Probably because you were insensitive and...

Probably because you were insensitive and horrible. And before you defend yourself you should notice that calling her a bitch isn't very sensitive now is it?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 14:06
Replies: 14
Views: 2,614
Posted By Nicole
I'm going home. What the hell is blashyrk?

I'm going home. What the hell is blashyrk?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 14:02
Replies: 13
Views: 2,277
Posted By Nicole
I'm wonderful. How are you?

I'm wonderful. How are you?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 14:01
Replies: 30
Views: 2,951
Posted By Nicole
I feel I haven't made my point clear. I'm not...

I feel I haven't made my point clear. I'm not talking about men hitting on women and finding out "whoops! she's a big dyke" I mean men who know very well that a woman is gay and then go on to fall...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 00:32
Replies: 35
Views: 3,062
Posted By Nicole
I think it's horrible that you would reduce women...

I think it's horrible that you would reduce women to their body parts as if they were sexual objects and not individual people with thoughts, feelings, and roles in life. Shame on you for perpuating...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 00:20
Replies: 30
Views: 2,951
Posted By Nicole
JammyJim, How can you spot lesbians? Do you...

JammyJim,

How can you spot lesbians? Do you have some advanced type of gaydar or something? Has it occured to you that there are attractive lesbians but since they don't look stereotypically gay...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 00:14
Replies: 30
Views: 2,951
Posted By Nicole
Why do men have crushes on lesbians?

I'm not referring to men being attracted to lesbians in a sexual manner. I'm aware of the causes for that. I'm talking about a heterosexual man deciding that of all the attractive and lovely women...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2003, 21:32
Replies: 61
Views: 5,443
Posted By Nicole
Yes, of course. Don't you agree?

Yes, of course. Don't you agree?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2003, 23:57
Replies: 61
Views: 5,443
Posted By Nicole
I think you're lovely.

I think you're lovely.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2003, 21:15
Replies: 10
Views: 3,182
Posted By Nicole
Me, as I'm the only person who lives there.

Me, as I'm the only person who lives there.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2003, 16:44
Replies: 28
Views: 2,852
Posted By Nicole
I loved this movie. And you're right Jenny was a...

I loved this movie. And you're right Jenny was a ho with AIDS, but I don't think that fact made the movie worse. It was good to see a complicated female character in that movie. If Jenny hadn't...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2003, 16:29
Replies: 18
Views: 3,163
Posted By Nicole
Very good. I never guessed the ending, or the...

Very good. I never guessed the ending, or the beginning or whatever.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2003, 16:26
Replies: 7
Views: 2,790
Posted By Nicole
you lied to me.

you lied to me.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2003, 00:52
Replies: 36
Views: 3,375
Posted By Nicole
I once was a lookout for this dealer for this guy...

I once was a lookout for this dealer for this guy who later bludgeoned his father to death with a hammer. True story.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2003, 00:41
Replies: 10
Views: 2,661
Posted By Nicole
You're only 19, give it some time.

You're only 19, give it some time.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2003, 00:36
Replies: 10
Views: 2,661
Posted By Nicole
I consider homosexuality to be normal*, so yes. ...

I consider homosexuality to be normal*, so yes.






*Anyone who goes on about how homosexuality is in the minority of sexual behavior will be ignored for their irrelevance.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2003, 00:05
Replies: 22
Views: 2,727
Posted By Nicole
Yes it was. You're mean!

Yes it was. You're mean!
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2003, 00:03
Replies: 9
Views: 2,700
Posted By Nicole
You should note that the above responses were all...

You should note that the above responses were all from men. So for a female perspective I will tell you that you're a total bastard.

**** everyone who says you don't "have to." No **** you don't...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2003, 04:33
Replies: 36
Views: 3,821
Posted By Nicole
I write short stories, and I'm currently working...

I write short stories, and I'm currently working on a novel.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2003, 01:08
Replies: 50
Views: 6,770
Posted By Nicole
Could someone please send me the link? On...

Could someone please send me the link?


On a side note does anyone else remember when Spinner came onto GD to say that he didn't mind threads about other games since hey he's a gamer too, but...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2003, 00:51
Replies: 13
Views: 3,672
Posted By Nicole
Your country has stupid food. Have you noticed...

Your country has stupid food. Have you noticed that? What on earth is a butterbean?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2003, 23:21
Replies: 17
Views: 4,282
Posted By Nicole
I'm not sure if this is what you're looking for,...

I'm not sure if this is what you're looking for, but I read a book that discusses class biases in America in everything from justice to the media. It's called, "Empty Pockets, Empty Dreams" but I...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2003, 22:32
Replies: 69
Views: 6,498
Posted By Nicole
Despite everything, I miss Sky in general. I...

Despite everything, I miss Sky in general. I have her gifts displayed through my apartment. She's deluded and untrustworthy but no one on the boards has embraced absurdity like she has.

One of...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2003, 09:07
Replies: 2
Views: 2,757
Posted By Nicole
Communication in an internet age.

Deerbarn clean out your goddamn PM box.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2003, 09:01
Replies: 69
Views: 6,498
Posted By Nicole
I'm feeling nostalgic

I've been here for ****ing ever. I was in one of the first 20 clusters of round 1 (back when you could start building a light factory, come back a couple of days later and it still wouldn't be done)...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2003, 07:17
Replies: 55
Views: 7,101
Posted By Nicole
This is very much in line with American's...

This is very much in line with American's attitude towards war in general. Today I was sitting on the bus and the bus driver asked some other kid "How's the war going?" The kid responded about how...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2003, 06:32
Replies: 19
Views: 2,704
Posted By Nicole
I'm aware. Don't change the subject. I'm onto...

I'm aware. Don't change the subject. I'm onto you!
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 20:30
Replies: 9
Views: 2,568
Posted By Nicole
That's an excellent point. Do you think that...

That's an excellent point. Do you think that cats can do the lip-over like humans do? Regardless, they still have their tongues. Do you think boy cats can get off on tongue action alone? I think...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 20:23
Replies: 19
Views: 2,704
Posted By Nicole
Don't get seductive with me mister! I'm onto...

Don't get seductive with me mister! I'm onto you. I still have the hole in my womb from when you stole my ovary.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 03:05
Replies: 19
Views: 2,704
Posted By Nicole
Yes! You know me so well. I also like to put...

Yes! You know me so well. I also like to put the lime in the coconut.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 02:35
Replies: 18
Views: 3,339
Posted By Nicole
No I agree just going off and calling her a...

No I agree just going off and calling her a stupid **** would not be in my best interests. I was being somewhat facetious earlier. I'll be civil but I will call her out on twisting things around...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 02:14
Replies: 11
Views: 2,391
Posted By Nicole
They appreciate it when you sing "Danke Shein"...

They appreciate it when you sing "Danke Shein" (sp?) Wayne Newton style while working. Was that the type of gossip you were looking for?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 02:06
Replies: 11
Views: 2,391
Posted By Nicole
As a new person you will take this piece of...

As a new person you will take this piece of advice as fresh and new.


Google it!
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 02:05
Replies: 19
Views: 2,704
Posted By Nicole
and hasish banana bread. Don't forget the banana...

and hasish banana bread. Don't forget the banana bread!
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 02:01
Replies: 19
Views: 2,704
Posted By Nicole
cocunut is terrible. The only coconut flavored...

cocunut is terrible. The only coconut flavored thing I enjoy are pina coladas. Down with the banana, up with pina coladas!
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 01:58
Replies: 18
Views: 3,339
Posted By Nicole
I'm pretty sure I could take issue with opinion...

I'm pretty sure I could take issue with opinion that people who oppose the are okay with rape and genocide. Also her quasi-point that protest is useless and that people who protest against the war...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 00:40
Replies: 41
Views: 3,693
Posted By Nicole
Forest, Maybe you're just being arrested for...

Forest,

Maybe you're just being arrested for those ugly boots. Anyways if you're just arrested for taking 1 million people into a pro-war protest (is it still a protest if your agreeing with the...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 00:36
Replies: 18
Views: 3,339
Posted By Nicole
College student avoids rational thought. This story at 10.

I'm currently trying to write a response to an opinion article published today in my campus newspaper. For those of you who don't know me I attend a state university in rural Illinois. I'm used to...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 23:42
Replies: 9
Views: 2,568
Posted By Nicole
aren't all songs about that?

aren't all songs about that?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 23:30
Replies: 16
Views: 3,825
Posted By Nicole
I'm "Anything but Ordinary" and so is about half...

I'm "Anything but Ordinary" and so is about half of the other people who responded. I refuse to believe I can be described accurately by an Avril Lavigne song so I'll have to say it's WRONG.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 22:28
Replies: 9
Views: 2,568
Posted By Nicole
This is why animals are inferior to humans. If...

This is why animals are inferior to humans. If humans could bend their mouths to their genitals we'd all be giving ourselves oral. But stupid animals don't appreciate oral and instead try to get...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 04:58
Replies: 15
Views: 3,272
Posted By Nicole
I don't understand the purpose of this thread. ...

I don't understand the purpose of this thread. Are you sympathizing with theists by acknowledging the purpose of God in their lives? Or as an atheist are you trying to express your superiority over...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 22:05
Replies: 11
Views: 2,863
Posted By Nicole
Re: Have YOU Hugged a Tree Lately?

Take that, you hairy-women-loving, granola-crunching tree-hugger Eco-Nazi's! [/B][/QUOTE]

All the dashing confuses me. Are the people you're referring to hairy people who love women? Or are...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 21:58
Replies: 62
Views: 22,104
Posted By Nicole
Tetris!

Tetris!
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 22:48
Replies: 20
Views: 3,770
Posted By Nicole
That was how the Columbine kids got their guns...

That was how the Columbine kids got their guns and after that there was a big thing about it. That was in 99 and there was talk of making things tighter but I'm not sure if anything got accomplished.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 22:35
Replies: 20
Views: 3,770
Posted By Nicole
Surrounded by people with guns? Where are you...

Surrounded by people with guns? Where are you visiting, Cabrini Green?

In any event I sure as hell hope you can't buy a gun if you're visiting. I was born and raised in the US and I can't buy...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 20:58
Replies: 5
Views: 2,942
Posted By Nicole
Read, "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" it's a...

Read, "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" it's a novel, obviously longer than 10 pages, and not entirely having to do with your topic but it's a good book by a czech writer taking place in Prague. ...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 20:47
Replies: 17
Views: 3,556
Posted By Nicole
yes actually! After depositing some money and...

yes actually! After depositing some money and checking back with the bank there was more money then I had deposited. I talked to them and the whole "nicole has no money" thing was some kind of...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 20:36
Replies: 17
Views: 3,556
Posted By Nicole
I'm the best daughter ever!...

I'm the best daughter ever! (http://www.totalvac.com/store/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=totalvac&Category_Code=massagers)


(very first product btw)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 04:27
Replies: 17
Views: 2,417
Posted By Nicole
It would need a constitutional amendment. I...

It would need a constitutional amendment. I vaguely remember some loophole if say you were the vice-president to a president who died and then of course became president by default. I want to say...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 04:19
Replies: 8
Views: 2,311
Posted By Nicole
very poor substitute. Jammyjim is english, sane,...

very poor substitute. Jammyjim is english, sane, and flat-chested.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 04:08
Replies: 8
Views: 2,311
Posted By Nicole
Yeah, and Sky was one of the mods. I was absent...

Yeah, and Sky was one of the mods. I was absent during that time as well so it was locked but still existing when I got back. Maybe Sky will come back to mod that Iraq forum. I think what's...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 03:45
Replies: 8
Views: 2,311
Posted By Nicole
This isn't a bad idea. We did have a seperate...

This isn't a bad idea. We did have a seperate forum for Sept 11 discussions so it wouldn't be the first time we had a seperate forum for a specific current event.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 00:53
Replies: 32
Views: 3,781
Posted By Nicole
Re: Sexy Males

If you don't get it when women are attracted to men do you also not get it when women are attracted to you? (we're assuming there are some) Why would it be difficult for you to understand a basic...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 00:31
Replies: 291
Views: 21,879
Posted By Nicole
I'm not arguing with your actions. If I had both...

I'm not arguing with your actions. If I had both the nerve and a gun I'd do the same. I also agree with the police for arresting you. You killed someone and it's their job to investigate it. What...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2003, 22:11
Replies: 17
Views: 3,528
Posted By Nicole
Try Apocolypse Hoboken album, "House of a Rising...

Try Apocolypse Hoboken album, "House of a Rising Son of a Bitch." They're a chicago-area band and it's the only newer punk that I like.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2003, 21:35
Replies: 23
Views: 3,442
Posted By Nicole
If we agreed to be in a monogamous relationship...

If we agreed to be in a monogamous relationship then I'd dump her ass. This may not be very progressive of me but in a romantic relationship I want my partner to want me more than anyone else. If...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2003, 21:31
Replies: 13
Views: 2,918
Posted By Nicole
I eat terribly. I usually eat twice a day and...

I eat terribly. I usually eat twice a day and it's total crap and void of any nutritional content. I have no idea why I'm not sick more often. If I didn't walk everywhere and workout you wouldn't...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2003, 04:54
Replies: 9
Views: 3,145
Posted By Nicole
Is purple an acceptable nipple color?

Is purple an acceptable nipple color?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2003, 04:50
Replies: 9
Views: 3,145
Posted By Nicole
I am, but it's 10 PM so that's reasonable.

I am, but it's 10 PM so that's reasonable.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2003, 00:14
Replies: 21
Views: 3,502
Posted By Nicole
So are you! (but i'm still onto you!)

So are you!

(but i'm still onto you!)
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2003, 00:08
Replies: 50
Views: 4,916
Posted By Nicole
This made me laugh out loud in the middle of lab....

This made me laugh out loud in the middle of lab.

This is not an uninteresting side note, but the best thing said in this whole thread. You win the most useful person of the day award.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 23:59
Replies: 21
Views: 3,502
Posted By Nicole
Pyro, Well I can't top that. ...

Pyro,



Well I can't top that.


(Well I could, but I could be contagious, and there are legal ramifications and so on...)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 23:54
Replies: 21
Views: 3,502
Posted By Nicole
Hey in my house if it's a bacterial infection as...

Hey in my house if it's a bacterial infection as opposed to a viral one we do a dance. But not for long because it's not nice to the aching vulva.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 23:51
Replies: 21
Views: 3,502
Posted By Nicole
What's PMT? Is that the red bumps, or the...

What's PMT? Is that the red bumps, or the burning sensation when I pee? Because I have both and I'd like to address these thing properly when I discuss them with the free clinic. I wouldn't want...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 23:47
Replies: 21
Views: 3,502
Posted By Nicole
Then delete the damn thread Mr. "I use the boards...

Then delete the damn thread Mr. "I use the boards to think outloud"


I'M ONTO YOU.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 23:42
Replies: 21
Views: 3,502
Posted By Nicole
Why did you ask for suggestions if you were just...

Why did you ask for suggestions if you were just going to ignore them? Get out of your own damn thread.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 23:40
Replies: 6
Views: 3,403
Posted By Nicole
They are clearly referring to the artist because...

They are clearly referring to the artist because today is not the TMNT's birthdays. BLASPHEMER.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 23:37
Replies: 21
Views: 3,502
Posted By Nicole
Violent Femmes, "Add It Up" If you're...

Violent Femmes, "Add It Up"

If you're concerned about language (I'm guessing that's what you meant about offending your boy) then "Blister in the Sun" is also a good choice specially since it's...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 23:34
Replies: 6
Views: 3,403
Posted By Nicole
Did they do that for another artist's birthday as...

Did they do that for another artist's birthday as well? I want to say it was picasso's.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 23:08
Replies: 33
Views: 3,438
Posted By Nicole
Bull****. I can't even get free checking out...

Bull****. I can't even get free checking out here. Say whatever you want about our gun policies, but suggesting that we have banks generous enough to give away rifles is absurd. I don't care what...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 22:47
Replies: 27
Views: 3,162
Posted By Nicole
When I clicked on the title I thought this was...

When I clicked on the title I thought this was going to be about butt sex. I'm disappointed in you.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 09:08
Replies: 5
Views: 2,804
Posted By Nicole
It would help if you put on some BOOTS

It would help if you put on some BOOTS
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 08:48
Replies: 36
Views: 3,739
Posted By Nicole
Wilde! I'm on a gay kick recently.

Wilde! I'm on a gay kick recently.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 08:36
Replies: 36
Views: 3,739
Posted By Nicole
The responsibilities of a clerical librarian...

The responsibilities of a clerical librarian would be yes. Whoever has to sit and stamp books and shhsssh people all day have a **** job, but say working for a university library and being involved...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 08:26
Replies: 40
Views: 4,339
Posted By Nicole
You're a big loser who does this over and over...

You're a big loser who does this over and over again. Or you're an even big loser who feels the need to program some way to cheat just so you can see your name up there. (to get that kind of score,...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 08:22
Replies: 36
Views: 3,739
Posted By Nicole
Actually from what I heard it takes more than 2...

Actually from what I heard it takes more than 2 years of extra school. I thought you needed to master's degrees. One in Library Science and one in the subject of your choice. It's actually funny...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 00:30
Replies: 28
Views: 3,826
Posted By Nicole
Jesus, I only read the script once, and I still...

Jesus, I only read the script once, and I still can't find the movie out by me.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 00:28
Replies: 28
Views: 3,826
Posted By Nicole
No I couldn't. Dammit. Now it's going to bother...

No I couldn't. Dammit. Now it's going to bother me. What's it from?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 00:23
Replies: 28
Views: 3,826
Posted By Nicole
I charge in US currencies obviously, you must...

I charge in US currencies obviously, you must have me mistaken for your MOM.


Sorry, I couldn't help myself I'm going through a "your mom" phase.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 23:49
Replies: 28
Views: 3,826
Posted By Nicole
There are no females on the internet.

There are no females on the internet.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 23:39
Replies: 40
Views: 4,339
Posted By Nicole
Were they all adults? I had to wait to mine all...

Were they all adults? I had to wait to mine all grew big before they told me that I won.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 23:31
Replies: 40
Views: 4,339
Posted By Nicole
I beat the bunny breeder game!!!!!!!! I...

I beat the bunny breeder game!!!!!!!!

I feel like a complete person now.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 22:34
Replies: 50
Views: 4,916
Posted By Nicole
OTIS!!!!!!!!!

OTIS!!!!!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 20:11
Replies: 81
Views: 9,653
Posted By Nicole
LO WOMAN

LO WOMAN
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 20:06
Replies: 53
Views: 6,354
Posted By Nicole
I'm aware you doubted the footage only, my...

I'm aware you doubted the footage only, my comment was directed at the effect that a tv special has had on a group of people otherwise uninterested in science. If you lump yourself in with those...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 04:59
Replies: 53
Views: 6,354
Posted By Nicole
I hate the Discovery Channel for making a program...

I hate the Discovery Channel for making a program about this. Ever since I've had to listen to about a hundred different stoners go on and on about it. One of those stupid stoners (who is going for...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 01:52
Replies: 5
Views: 2,862
Posted By Nicole
I couldnt get to the bank this weekend (live far...

I couldnt get to the bank this weekend (live far away from it) so I had my parents deposit money into it so that it's not overwithdrawn anymore. I have to wait for the check to clear to see what...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 01:07
Replies: 53
Views: 6,354
Posted By Nicole
Everyone knows that Rumsfeld's a total commie.

Everyone knows that Rumsfeld's a total commie.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 00:45
Replies: 16
Views: 2,983
Posted By Nicole
# 5 is unnecessary 1. get my spring break...

# 5 is unnecessary

1. get my spring break **** in order
2. drop my stupid english class
3. buy my last two books
4. get out of debt (ha!)
5. dance absurdly to no music at all (done!)
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 00:12
Replies: 40
Views: 4,339
Posted By Nicole
I can only get up to 7! I hate you!

I can only get up to 7! I hate you!
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 23:19
Replies: 39
Views: 3,226
Posted By Nicole
I don't think I want to see Aryn all hopped up on...

I don't think I want to see Aryn all hopped up on caffeine. Stick to decaf woman!
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 23:01
Replies: 6
Views: 2,682
Posted By Nicole
That was great. You're today's most useful...

That was great. You're today's most useful person.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 22:12
Replies: 20
Views: 2,890
Posted By Nicole
I seen em in Amsterdam, but they're only for men...

I seen em in Amsterdam, but they're only for men so I still had to pee against a building. Another plan foiled by an evil woman!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 06:35
Replies: 42
Views: 5,493
Posted By Nicole
Re: Sexual Science

No, there's worse things than having a daughter who chows box and a son who sucks dick. I don't really care what my kids would do in bed as long as I don't walk in on it.

In any event I think...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 06:10
Replies: 8
Views: 3,350
Posted By Nicole
This is about rd 1/2 so the memory's a little...

This is about rd 1/2 so the memory's a little fuzzy to details so there were at least 4 actual pennywagger accounts and I believe he'd post under other names as well. I want to say he got up to...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 06:05
Replies: 8
Views: 3,350
Posted By Nicole
Pennywagger did funnier dead baby jokes. And...

Pennywagger did funnier dead baby jokes. And when he did not only did the the thread get banned but so did his account (hence pennywagger 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, etc...) so it's not like this is anything new.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 20:32
Replies: 9
Views: 3,016
Posted By Nicole
Theamion is the most useful person of the day.

Theamion is the most useful person of the day.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 19:22
Replies: 11
Views: 2,875
Posted By Nicole
My response was obviously part joke, although I...

My response was obviously part joke, although I did assume it was response to things said in the commando thread. My remarkable self-involvement allows me to read into everything.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 19:18
Replies: 11
Views: 2,875
Posted By Nicole
I don't believe in God so I don't really care...

I don't believe in God so I don't really care what you're holy rights are.

And anyways you could probably get off without a penis.

Example: men paralyzed from the waste down can have orgasms....
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 19:14
Replies: 32
Views: 3,429
Posted By Nicole
I'm aware you do, but last time I checked YOU...

I'm aware you do, but last time I checked YOU weren't a penis. You just happen to possess one. If sperm can be retrieved without the penis (and this isnt confirmed btw) it doesn't make the penis...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 19:06
Replies: 32
Views: 3,429
Posted By Nicole
Haven't they figured out how to retrieve sperm...

Haven't they figured out how to retrieve sperm without the penis yet? (serious question btw, because I thought they had) If that is so then your penis then becomes unnecessary for the continuation...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 17:56
Replies: 32
Views: 3,429
Posted By Nicole
It's actually more *hygenic for women because we...

It's actually more *hygenic for women because we have moisture issues whereas you just have your silly penis. It may be more unhygenic if you're uncut, I wouldn't know.

edit: I meant unhygenic.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 12:52
Replies: 10
Views: 3,726
Posted By Nicole
I no longer want to be his neighbor.

I no longer want to be his neighbor.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 10:29
Replies: 22
Views: 3,446
Posted By Nicole
it means yes which doesnt make me greek, it...

it means yes

which doesnt make me greek, it makes me an asshole who knows how to google.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 10:23
Replies: 22
Views: 3,446
Posted By Nicole
We're just rude to you cuz you're a waiter. It...

We're just rude to you cuz you're a waiter. It has nothing to do with you being greek.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 10:20
Replies: 16
Views: 2,801
Posted By Nicole
The expression on your victim's face is amusing. ...

The expression on your victim's face is amusing. Despite that it's one of those dumb things you do when you're a kid and have nothing to do. (At least in the US when all you do is drive around in...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 10:08
Replies: 22
Views: 3,446
Posted By Nicole
I don't think those guys were racist. I think...

I don't think those guys were racist. I think they were just prejudiced against stupid gimmicks. Your kebab shop should run smoothly if you promise not to speak.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 09:00
Replies: 42
Views: 3,968
Posted By Nicole
Did you understand what she meant? Apparently...

Did you understand what she meant? Apparently so. She obviously did it to distinguish between the two.


Btw I have a fragmented sentence up there so you don't have to point it out to me.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 08:51
Replies: 24
Views: 3,829
Posted By Nicole
I don't really like ketchup. Masterpiece bbq...

I don't really like ketchup. Masterpiece bbq sauce however is amazing and can cover the taste of nearly everthing.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 02:03
Replies: 17
Views: 3,261
Posted By Nicole
to give themselves something to do while you're...

to give themselves something to do while you're busy being useless.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 02:02
Replies: 16
Views: 2,801
Posted By Nicole
Yes and I was sober.

Yes and I was sober.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 10:54
Replies: 11
Views: 3,608
Posted By Nicole
Carmen Electra is equally useless. The only...

Carmen Electra is equally useless. The only noteworthy things she does is **** talented people.

I also have no idea how Rosie O'Donnell became famous. She isn't funny, interesting, entertaining,...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 07:03
Replies: 30
Views: 7,379
Posted By Nicole
Your concept of what people like is upsetting

Your concept of what people like is upsetting
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 01:24
Replies: 35
Views: 3,800
Posted By Nicole
Anything sensible I do while intoxicated is an...

Anything sensible I do while intoxicated is an accomplishment to me at the time. I'm completely amazed at myself. I'll go take a piss and while doing so I'll say outloud "look at me peeing where...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 00:57
Replies: 48
Views: 3,827
Posted By Nicole
thank you kura for being useful. As I've never...

thank you kura for being useful. As I've never written my pin number on anything ever he can't have it, so that's a relief.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 00:49
Replies: 48
Views: 3,827
Posted By Nicole
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III ...

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
Dip**** [/QUOTE

Wow aren't we just brimming over with insight today.


Pab, when I talked to the lady she didnt mention reporting it stolen. The thing...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 00:43
Replies: 48
Views: 3,827
Posted By Nicole
People who take advantage of dip****s like me..

...are bad!

I had a pain in the ass conversation with my bank today and there's around 500 dollars that should be in my checking account but isn't. I haven't noticed my debit card lying around in...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2003, 18:21
Replies: 20
Views: 3,322
Posted By Nicole
Happy Birthday Horoscope: You have...

Happy Birthday


Horoscope:

You have definite ideas about what is romantic and what is not, Marilyn. Certain settings and circumstances excite you, while others do nothing for you. In general,...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2003, 14:02
Replies: 50
Views: 7,262
Posted By Nicole
have sex with a woman write a novel, even a bad...

have sex with a woman
write a novel, even a bad one
finish school
read the bible
move out of state
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2003, 11:21
Replies: 8
Views: 2,658
Posted By Nicole
You should take advil which is an ibuprofen...

You should take advil which is an ibuprofen product as opposed to aspirin. It is an anti-flammatory ingredient and should help with intestinal bruising.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2003, 07:58
Replies: 23
Views: 5,231
Posted By Nicole
Goddammit I just finished a satirical ****ing...

Goddammit I just finished a satirical ****ing piece on this same goddamn topic. Now the real world had to go and take my idea.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2003, 02:03
Replies: 12
Views: 2,945
Posted By Nicole
You're banished from my virtual orifices* for...

You're banished from my virtual orifices* for spelling come as "cum."






*correct spelling of the plural of orifice has been brought to you by acropolis.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2003, 01:59
Replies: 12
Views: 2,945
Posted By Nicole
I know my own kind.

I know my own kind.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2003, 01:54
Replies: 12
Views: 2,945
Posted By Nicole
If you're referring to the girl from the ball...

If you're referring to the girl from the ball then I'd like to direct you to the immortal words of 2 Live Crew.



She aint nothin but a hoochie mama.
Hoodrat! Hoodrat! Hoochie mama.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2003, 00:57
Replies: 20
Views: 2,756
Posted By Nicole
My personal favorite is the first, but I liked...

My personal favorite is the first, but I liked the second one as well. The third one was not good. It is however, a very good example of why nepotism is bad. (lo sophia)
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2003, 00:44
Replies: 10
Views: 2,466
Posted By Nicole
Then I still go with Wilma because she would...

Then I still go with Wilma because she would never be the one tied up. She'd be the aggressor! Betty's the more submissive type and feels the need to repress her more domineering instincts to...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2003, 00:36
Replies: 28
Views: 3,307
Posted By Nicole
Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2003, 00:30
Replies: 10
Views: 2,466
Posted By Nicole
Wilma! Betty has a stupid voice.

Wilma!

Betty has a stupid voice.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 23:16
Replies: 10
Views: 2,625
Posted By Nicole
I didn't see the whole thing, but from what I did...

I didn't see the whole thing, but from what I did see it looked like one of the worst things he could have done for his career. I think his intention was to give people a look at his life and...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 22:57
Replies: 21
Views: 2,500
Posted By Nicole
My utility bill is due the same day. I will...

My utility bill is due the same day. I will think of you when I write out the check for my enormous heating bill.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 22:54
Replies: 9
Views: 2,702
Posted By Nicole
When I was 15 my mother caught me buying...

When I was 15 my mother caught me buying contraceptives at the grocery store. I was at the counter paying for them when my friend called out "Hi Mrs Wood!" to warn me. I chucked it behind the...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 20:42
Replies: 26
Views: 3,193
Posted By Nicole
I keep my shoes on because they're comfortable...

I keep my shoes on because they're comfortable and the carpet's ****ty anyways. Also it's ****ing cold in my house. Last night I nearly slept in my coat (wouldn't be the first time)

US - ****ty...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 20:40
Replies: 40
Views: 3,339
Posted By Nicole
I am jealous! Where's your house in Holland? Is...

I am jealous! Where's your house in Holland? Is that price per month?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 04:11
Replies: 17
Views: 2,894
Posted By Nicole
Not to sound terribly conceited but I think a lot...

Not to sound terribly conceited but I think a lot of people would show up. Not because I'm so amazingly popular but because I keep in touch with a lot of people. My main clique of friends are from...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 02:18
Replies: 22
So
Views: 3,685
Posted By Nicole
retro version 2 even though i hate the yellow...

retro version 2 even though i hate the yellow letters.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2003, 04:48
Replies: 36
Views: 4,161
Posted By Nicole
When you're a young woman I find the best way to...

When you're a young woman I find the best way to manipulate people into doing what you want is to act dumb. What you look like or whether they can see you is irrelevant. People are stupid enough to...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 17:23
Replies: 20
Views: 3,376
Posted By Nicole
Yeah see NOW it makes sense. My common sense...

Yeah see NOW it makes sense. My common sense seems to be taking a nap. For some reason it sounded to me like you had to give your address either way. Dumb Nicole.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 17:16
Replies: 20
Views: 3,376
Posted By Nicole
Am I misreading something or are the two answers...

Am I misreading something or are the two answers below contradictory? (I'm very tired so it's possible I'm just having temporary dyslexia or something)


(this is from their FAQ page)


Q. Do I...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 17:02
Replies: 17
Views: 3,129
Posted By Nicole
The person who wrote this joke has never been to...

The person who wrote this joke has never been to Canada.



P.S. I realize Steve_G lives in Canada but he didn't actually write the joke unless he did so along time ago, so I'm not referring to...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 16:53
Replies: 12
Views: 3,264
Posted By Nicole
Same concept, but I liked this one better: ...

Same concept, but I liked this one better:



A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word: fascinate in a sentence.

Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 12:36
Replies: 17
Views: 3,238
Posted By Nicole
SKY The fact that she is no longer on...

SKY



The fact that she is no longer on GD and now goes by the name "Darrin's slave" is irrelevant.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 11:13
Replies: 39
Views: 4,099
Posted By Nicole
what do you need a lot of money for at age 15? ...

what do you need a lot of money for at age 15?

And anyways you can babysit.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 07:45
Replies: 39
Views: 4,099
Posted By Nicole
I won't flame you but I will question how you've...

I won't flame you but I will question how you've avoided ever seeing a movie with one.

A kegger is a party (typically college-aged) where there are kegs of beer and guests come and pay for a cup...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 06:10
Replies: 39
Views: 4,099
Posted By Nicole
Go to the bank and get a loan. Tell the bank...

Go to the bank and get a loan. Tell the bank it's for house repairs.
Sue somebody.
Sell your stuff on eBay.
Start a website begging for money.
Prostitution.
Throw a kegger and watch the money...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 05:10
Replies: 51
Views: 6,897
Posted By Nicole
Yeah I come and go. How are you? When's the...

Yeah I come and go. How are you? When's the last time you've been around?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 04:52
Replies: 51
Views: 6,897
Posted By Nicole
lo woman.

lo woman.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 17:13
Replies: 8
Views: 2,695
Posted By Nicole
I have conversations in my head. Not like...

I have conversations in my head. Not like voices, but either reliving a previous conversation where I hadn't gotten to say everything I wanted to say or conversations that I know are coming up and I...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 12:32
Replies: 33
Views: 5,154
Posted By Nicole
No. I'm porn star Nicole Wood. Do not confuse...

No. I'm porn star Nicole Wood. Do not confuse me with jenna jameson she's a total sell-out and I'm ashamed to share a profession with her.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 12:27
Replies: 33
Views: 5,154
Posted By Nicole
I'm a porn star on google. I win.

I'm a porn star on google.

I win.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 12:23
Replies: 22
Views: 2,886
Posted By Nicole
I'm not under 20 so that doesn't really apply to...

I'm not under 20 so that doesn't really apply to me.

And Canadians are the most unattractive race of people ever.

edit: cept Aryn who is really adopted from lithuania.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 12:16
Replies: 22
Views: 2,886
Posted By Nicole
that was just mean.

that was just mean.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 12:01
Replies: 22
Views: 2,886
Posted By Nicole
it's edinburgh

it's edinburgh
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 09:31
Replies: 2
Views: 3,102
Posted By Nicole
A worthy cause

I preface this with an apology if this is old, however the money hasn't been raised yet so it's still an ongoing issue. Please check out this site and consider helping someone in need.


a woman...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 09:18
Replies: 24
Views: 3,665
Posted By Nicole
Re: Having fun on GTA 3

Being American and having no knowledge of video games I immediately thought you meant in real life. Although I did assume it was target practice so I guess that makes me an optimist.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 09:03
Replies: 51
Views: 6,028
Posted By Nicole
the poll looks prettier now. And look...

the poll looks prettier now.


And look it's a non-alcoholic option. Now everyone is happy.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 08:50
Replies: 51
Views: 6,028
Posted By Nicole
yes well that wasn't one of the options now was...

yes well that wasn't one of the options now was it?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 08:45
Replies: 51
Views: 6,028
Posted By Nicole
Beer! Everything else gives me a terrible...

Beer!

Everything else gives me a terrible hangover or tastes awful. The only ****tail I drink nowadays is vodka & tonic, and that's pretty rare.

And german beer kicks the ass of every...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 08:00
Replies: 31
Views: 3,373
Posted By Nicole
1. getting out of bed 2. doing laundry 3....

1. getting out of bed
2. doing laundry
3. grocery shopping
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 07:08
Replies: 49
Views: 5,133
Posted By Nicole
You forgot about Simpsons Road Rage (I still...

You forgot about Simpsons Road Rage (I still haven't unlocked the ****ing mystery vehicle yet and dont you dare tell me what it is)
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2003, 22:18
Replies: 44
Views: 3,706
Posted By Nicole
I think it would be more useful if the...

I think it would be more useful if the certificate included the results of a recent STD test and a listing of all your prior venereal diseases. It could go on to include a warning of any strange...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 22:14
Replies: 16
Views: 3,710
Posted By Nicole
No. I couldn't possibly sit still for that long....

No. I couldn't possibly sit still for that long. I have to pace all the time and I fidget a lot. Having to sit in one position for an hour while doing absolutely nothing would bother the **** out...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 21:50
Replies: 25
Views: 3,581
Posted By Nicole
I have about one hundred tracks downloaded, and...

I have about one hundred tracks downloaded, and about a hundred CDs
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 23:01
Replies: 14
Views: 3,668
Posted By Nicole
"I Kissed a Girl" - Jill Sobule "Gloria" -...

"I Kissed a Girl" - Jill Sobule
"Gloria" - Patti Smith
"If It Isn't Her" - Ani DiFranco
"If I Only Wanted You" - Melissa Etheridge
"To Kay" - The Butchies
"I Wish I Was a Lesbian" - Wainwright...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 22:36
Replies: 31
Views: 4,033
Posted By Nicole
Patti Smith - Gloria (Includes one of the...

Patti Smith - Gloria (Includes one of the all-time great* rock lyrics: "Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine")








*but not as good as the lyric: "Why don't we do it in the road?"
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 22:14
Replies: 55
Views: 6,441
Posted By Nicole
Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares To You David...

Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares To You
David Gray - Say Hello Goodbye
Norah Jones - Cold Cold Heart
Urge Overkill - Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon
Otis Redding - Daytripper



Does anyone...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 02:10
Replies: 58
Views: 6,967
Posted By Nicole
You insulted an entire group of people just in...

You insulted an entire group of people just in the name of the thread. Did they teach you about hypocrisy in Psych class?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 02:06
Replies: 58
Views: 6,967
Posted By Nicole
agreed.

agreed.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 02:03
Replies: 58
Views: 6,967
Posted By Nicole
and you're overly concerned with the opinions of...

and you're overly concerned with the opinions of hippies because...?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 01:30
Replies: 94
Views: 9,581
Posted By Nicole
There used to be an american show called "Small...

There used to be an american show called "Small Wonder" featuring a lifelike robot who was about ten years old. My aunt had a role on that show as a foster care worker. She's also had some...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 23:06
Replies: 14
Views: 3,119
Posted By Nicole
No. Do I seem like a Hoosier to you? I meant...

No. Do I seem like a Hoosier to you? I meant Western Illinois University. I think you mentioned you were considering going there in some other thread. Or maybe that's my "make up information for...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 23:04
Replies: 23
Views: 3,205
Posted By Nicole
I think a fear of rectal diseases is pretty...

I think a fear of rectal diseases is pretty universal.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 22:38
Replies: 17
Views: 3,326
Posted By Nicole
ewwww....

ewwww....
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 22:21
Replies: 23
Views: 3,205
Posted By Nicole
I have a fear of spit but it's not on there.

I have a fear of spit but it's not on there.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 01:53
Replies: 29
Views: 3,240
Posted By Nicole
Oh jesus I can't read today I thought the thread...

Oh jesus I can't read today I thought the thread was called three worst words you ever heard. But the three worst words I've ever uttered would have to be: "For five bucks" given the right context.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 01:33
Replies: 10
Views: 3,171
Posted By Nicole
I'm pretty sure it's 70.

I'm pretty sure it's 70.
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 15 Feb 2003, 01:25
Replies: 20
Views: 48,445
Posted By Nicole
I say some of the things that are said in GD and...

I say some of the things that are said in GD and they're now catchphrases among all my friends. Examples being "LIES" and "I Win!" (I win is reserved for drinking only)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 01:21
Replies: 70
Views: 7,530
Posted By Nicole
Not a damn thing! I didn't even get anything...

Not a damn thing! I didn't even get anything from my parents. Jerks!

I did trick my ex-boyfriend into sending me a pizza though on his credit card. Do I know how to pick em or what?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 01:15
Replies: 14
Views: 3,119
Posted By Nicole
Transfer to WIU! And going to a technical...

Transfer to WIU!

And going to a technical school was a mistake, I don't blame you for dropping out. I take it you can't take Philosophy as a major there?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 00:53
Replies: 29
Views: 3,240
Posted By Nicole
action-packed with issues Brought to you by...

action-packed with issues

Brought to you by the lovely people of 40 days and 40 Nights which I stopped watching because of that phrase.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2003, 21:28
Replies: 13
Views: 3,513
Posted By Nicole
I don't see what the dog did that it deserves to...

I don't see what the dog did that it deserves to be raped.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2003, 13:00
Replies: 27
Views: 3,099
Posted By Nicole
That was a bad idea. Why are boys so stupid? ...

That was a bad idea. Why are boys so stupid? You could have said something nice on the damn card, but no you had to go make it difficult. I don't know how you people get girlfriends in the first...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2003, 12:02
Replies: 27
Views: 3,099
Posted By Nicole
Don't the flowers come with a card? And what...

Don't the flowers come with a card? And what kind of flowers are you getting btw?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2003, 11:25
Replies: 7
Views: 3,437
Posted By Nicole
The running man is better.

The running man is better.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2003, 10:32
Replies: 15
Views: 3,306
Posted By Nicole
If you're asking if we know it in a philosophical...

If you're asking if we know it in a philosophical sense then, shhhh...

Otherwise elaborate so we all know what you mean by "know" since you felt the need to put it in italics.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2003, 04:54
Replies: 4
Views: 2,530
Posted By Nicole
STONER!

STONER!
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 04:05
Replies: 35
Views: 3,718
Posted By Nicole
LIES I hate Canadians. (cept you)

LIES I hate Canadians. (cept you)
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 03:36
Replies: 38
Views: 3,945
Posted By Nicole
You forgot about Queen. Although I agree...

You forgot about Queen.

Although I agree that they're exploiting these girls' sexuality to sell records (whatever that sexuality may be) I don't think it's true that lesbian bands sell more...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2003, 13:36
Replies: 25
Views: 3,373
Posted By Nicole
I don't know about best ever, but it's definetely...

I don't know about best ever, but it's definetely a good movie. If you like the movie so much you should try the novella. It's Stephen King and it's called "Rita Hayworth and the" I forgot the...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2003, 12:30
Replies: 67
Views: 4,969
Posted By Nicole
Are we discussing Bridget Jones's Diary or is...

Are we discussing Bridget Jones's Diary or is this an observation you made entirely by yourself?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2003, 12:20
Replies: 112
Views: 9,383
Posted By Nicole
Pavil for mod.

Pavil for mod.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2003, 12:19
Replies: 194
Views: 9,716
Posted By Nicole
I'm jealous of your amazing skill of...

I'm jealous of your amazing skill of oversimplification and complete disregard for facts.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2003, 12:05
Replies: 42
Views: 3,449
Posted By Nicole
If you don't want to screw overweight women, then...

If you don't want to screw overweight women, then fine. But to question why there's a need for large models is kind of absurd. You do recognize that there are overweight women out there. They do...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2003, 11:03
Replies: 23
Views: 3,161
Posted By Nicole
I hate that. Bastard tricky sleep.

I hate that. Bastard tricky sleep.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2003, 06:05
Replies: 9
Views: 2,930
Posted By Nicole
Those crazy British.

Those crazy British.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2003, 01:58
Replies: 27
Views: 3,408
Posted By Nicole
Your parents dressers are black with gold trim? ...

Your parents dressers are black with gold trim? Are your parents pimps or something? In any event I agree with you. Burgundy. Taupe is boring and red is garish, so burgundy it is.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2003, 01:56
Replies: 56
Views: 5,874
Posted By Nicole
On Party of Five her character's name was Sara. ...

On Party of Five her character's name was Sara.
She was also the lead in "Can't Hardly Wait"
This is not her first album.
She used to date Carson Daly and John Mayer
I know far too much about an...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 14:37
Replies: 22
Views: 3,023
Posted By Nicole
Susan Sarandon is hot. That's my...

Susan Sarandon is hot.





That's my only opinion on the matter.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 12:39
Replies: 18
Views: 3,023
Posted By Nicole
That was upsetting

That was upsetting
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 10:32
Replies: 11
Views: 3,753
Posted By Nicole
Do all your friends **** each other?

Since I was about 15 I've kept the same circle of friends (while incorporating new ones and losing others) and during that time everyone seems to have screwed around with everyone else. Now that...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 10:06
Replies: 47
Views: 4,612
Posted By Nicole
Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong...

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

Although The Simpsons are not as funny as they used to be but they're still pretty damn funny. And if you think after thirteen years South...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 04:33
Replies: 41
Views: 5,730
Posted By Nicole
Reagan.

Reagan.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 04:29
Replies: 97
Views: 7,464
Posted By Nicole
I kinda liked you. Oh well, bye.

I kinda liked you. Oh well, bye.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 14:17
Replies: 25
Views: 3,692
Posted By Nicole
Goddammit I knew it. Stupid head.

Goddammit I knew it. Stupid head.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 14:04
Replies: 25
Views: 3,692
Posted By Nicole
I want to shave my head bald but I'm being...

I want to shave my head bald but I'm being cowardly about it. Plus I have a big ****ing head and I think baldness would just make the bigness of it more noticeable. Or maybe not, maybe it'll look...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 13:33
Replies: 10
Views: 2,385
Posted By Nicole
Honey you're spying on him, and apparently he's...

Honey you're spying on him, and apparently he's not even interesting so the loser is YOU.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 13:27
Replies: 13
Views: 2,267
Posted By Nicole
hit the computer and point until someone who...

hit the computer and point until someone who knows what their doing comes around and helps.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 13:20
Replies: 10
Views: 2,385
Posted By Nicole
POKE HIM.

POKE HIM.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 13:07
Replies: 126
Views: 11,072
Posted By Nicole
you really should refrain from buying anything...

you really should refrain from buying anything canadian.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 12:51
Replies: 32
Views: 3,205
Posted By Nicole
Move. Seriously I had a friend who did the...

Move.

Seriously I had a friend who did the same kind of ****. She even pounded on the door while I was having sex because of an emergency - (some boy called her). People like that are extremely...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 06:10
Replies: 6
Idi
Views: 2,428
Posted By Nicole
Does the fact that you're accusing someone of...

Does the fact that you're accusing someone of breaking a rule by breaking one of the rules bother you at all?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 17:08
Replies: 46
Views: 3,597
Posted By Nicole
Do you have a point? If you're trying to accuse...

Do you have a point? If you're trying to accuse me of being hypocritical you've failed. I'm not asking the mods to delete your thread because it breaks the rules. I could give a **** if it does...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 16:06
Replies: 46
Views: 3,597
Posted By Nicole
If you can delete the threads, yes.

If you can delete the threads, yes.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 16:02
Replies: 46
Views: 3,597
Posted By Nicole
I am willing to bribe someone.

I will give a dollar to whatever mod deletes Rico's "I'm a raging homophobe look at me look at me" thread and the "some dumb kid od's on the internet and even though we already discussed it we should...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 14:11
Replies: 46
Views: 3,929
Posted By Nicole
No.

No.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 14:00
Replies: 89
Views: 6,017
Posted By Nicole
This is the funniest thing that's been said all...

This is the funniest thing that's been said all morning.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 12:33
Replies: 89
Views: 6,017
Posted By Nicole
Maybe it's just so they don't get the attention...

Maybe it's just so they don't get the attention of men. I personally wear less makeup/less jewelry/less "feminine" attire if I don't feel like getting hit on at that bar. I'm not a butch dyke but...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 11:11
Replies: 41
Views: 4,484
Posted By Nicole
That was really ****ing upsetting. Now I'll...

That was really ****ing upsetting. Now I'll never get to sleep tonight. I blame my academic failure on YOU.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 09:07
Replies: 55
Views: 7,908
Posted By Nicole
LIES. You see condoms, you know what they're...

LIES. You see condoms, you know what they're for, and your recognize their existence. Don't give us that ****. You believe in them. You CHOOSE not to use them. There's a difference and if you're...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 07:12
Replies: 41
Views: 4,484
Posted By Nicole
What the hell are they gonna do in Reno? What...

What the hell are they gonna do in Reno? What does anyone do in Reno? I think that's where they stick people who are stupid enough to have tertiary syphilis. Just let em wander around in their...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 03:21
Replies: 41
Views: 4,931
Posted By Nicole
GNU/HURD I don't think I'm a big enough geek...

GNU/HURD

I don't think I'm a big enough geek to get this game.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 02:05
Replies: 41
Views: 4,484
Posted By Nicole
Get her drunk and **** her. No it isn't...

Get her drunk and **** her. No it isn't romantic, but I would advise against trying to start an actual relationship under your circumstances. If your really close having sex will only make you...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 01:19
Replies: 27
Views: 4,005
Posted By Nicole
You should have had another option called, "it...

You should have had another option called, "it was only funny when Sky did it"
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 01:17
Replies: 9
Views: 2,839
Posted By Nicole
When I was in fifth grade everyone passed around...

When I was in fifth grade everyone passed around a note called "How to keep an idiot busy" You'd turn it over and it'd be the same thing on the other side.

I'm glad to see that you're keeping...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 00:00
Replies: 41
Views: 4,484
Posted By Nicole
So you live in different cities, big deal. ...

So you live in different cities, big deal. There's this amazing new thing called the pony express. If he takes care of it now your present can be at your door by Feb 14th. Or he can use the even...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 23:56
Replies: 41
Views: 4,484
Posted By Nicole
Somebody isn't getting any. (Sorry but...

Somebody isn't getting any.


(Sorry but you knew it was coming and it may as well be from me since I have the nicest intentions)


And anyways once it's over the candy is half-off so it aint...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 23:42
Replies: 6
Views: 2,862
Posted By Nicole
I'm cruel in general. I try to change but I...

I'm cruel in general. I try to change but I don't believe in personal change so instead I accept it, and then it gets worse.

Whoever said denial is bad is a LIAR.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 23:36
Replies: 11
Views: 3,027
Posted By Nicole
I haven't seen it before and I found amusing so...

I haven't seen it before and I found amusing so THANKS.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 23:21
Replies: 4
Views: 2,546
Posted By Nicole
I tried. I just got links of the lyrics.

I tried. I just got links of the lyrics.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 23:19
Replies: 4
Views: 2,546
Posted By Nicole
If Love is a Red Dress...

Number 11 on Pulp Fiction Soundtrack, sung by Maria McKee

I was wondering if she wrote it or is the original singer. I looked on her web page and I didn't see the song on any of her albums.
...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 22:51
Replies: 11
Views: 2,619
Posted By Nicole
Snapple is a fruit drink with no alcohol in it. ...

Snapple is a fruit drink with no alcohol in it. It used to have commercials featuring "The Snapple Lady." Who is the biggest celebrity for no reason since Rosie O'Donnell.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2003, 23:07
Replies: 11
Views: 3,798
Posted By Nicole
Things you're family told you that you really didn't need to know.

Recently my friends and I have been having discussions on the personal details are parents and grandparents have been sharing with us now that we're getting older. Please share your family's moments...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2003, 22:30
Replies: 7
Views: 3,499
Posted By Nicole
I didn't see this first time it came around. ...

I didn't see this first time it came around. Thanks for posting it. You are a useful person.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2003, 22:24
Replies: 6
Views: 3,203
Posted By Nicole
Is it just me or are squirrels getting braver? ...

Is it just me or are squirrels getting braver? Sometimes I'll feel like I'm in a staredown with one of them, and then I'll have to cross the street to get away. Someone at my school recently got...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2003, 17:45
Replies: 10
Views: 3,626
Posted By Nicole
Are you STILL looking for a phone?

Are you STILL looking for a phone?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2003, 17:44
Replies: 21
Views: 4,183
Posted By Nicole
I have 15 but they are fun courses (cept my math...

I have 15 but they are fun courses (cept my math course, which to most of you would be really ****ing easy) and I don't have labs or any of that ****. If I had 26 hours of whatever the **** that is...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2003, 05:36
Replies: 22
Views: 2,641
Posted By Nicole
Oh... Ok it all makes sense now. Would you...

Oh... Ok it all makes sense now.

Would you be a dear and breed with me? I want to make sure there's enough of you to go around.
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