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That might be it.

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Rofl!!! She probably got sore cause you'd been going so damn long she got bored and dry. Just thrusting around for half an hour is liable to bore any girl. I get sick of it if it goes on for more than about 5 minutes! Thrusting givens relatively little sensation for a girl, there arent actually many nerve endings on the 'inside' as it were. She probably wanted you to play with her clit to try to turn her on a bit again so it wouldnt be so damn uncomforatble having anything in there, regardless of size. Size makes little difference at the larger end, so long as the girl is suitably aroused. Youre not as big as a baby, for christs sake.

I feel sorry for that poor girl. You could at least have had the TV on for her to watch.

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you see she hadnt been penetradedfor like an year.... she had warned me before that it might happen... as it had happen in the past....
she isnt some random girl peeps. I had told her about my situation way before we started fooling around and she was more than helpfull and pleased to let me try it...

And you preference for quickies is unheard of. Most girls i know do take a lot of thrusting to orgasm and they pretty much enjoy to take their time....

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Why was she loose if she hadn't had sex in a year?

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Because she weighed twenty-three stone.

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it felt loose
it doesnt mean she actually is loose
many dudes ive spoken to about said their first times have a tendency to feel that...

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nope
it was more like 70-85 kg methinks

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Or more likely you have a small nob lolerz

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this is so 2000

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if shes the kind of girl who will sleep with you 'to be helpful' or whatever it is you said, she probably is a slag to be fair. a year? yeah rite.

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She hasnt been penetraded for a year or so.

And thats due to the fact that she engages in sexual encounters with women. This has been going on for a year or so

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So what you're saying is she finds you effeminate?!

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do lesbians not use dildos these days? what is the world coming to?

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nope...she felt like having men once again....

and she isnt like, a professional lesbian, she just happens to fool around with girls, so she does not have any "sex toys" nor the chicks she has relations to

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This thread just keeps on delivering the funny

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Muslim's story is so ludicrous that it has to be true

~Vaio~

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but its true
:)

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Are you his 'conquest'?

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nah, my ex gf got this girl for muslim
:)

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Where on earth did she manage to find someone willing to have sexual intercourse with Muslim?

An asylum?

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thats a confidential information
;)

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Full of seekers?

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on a computer sciences uni.
you should see what kinds of women sprout out of scientific/technology areas.

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loose women apparently.

there is a logical school of thought behind shagging fat birds actually, to be specific "they dont get it very often so they always try their best". Fit women can sometimes be more 'meh'

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A birthday present as it were?
how much did she set you back?

or was it a no cum no fee?

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HEHEHEHE
Practically every girl I have met enjoys a quickie over a 'doesn't feel great, long thrusting shag from someone with a micro-penis'
The thrusting doesn't = orgasms.

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So your saying you have a micro-penis?

You are right though, the majority of women do not orgasm from just sex alone, it's all about the foreplay.

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Best to go for fit women with low self-esteem then.

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There's not alot of fit women with low self esteem (they're fit ... they think they're the shit etc).

However ...

"Is it possible to gradually wear down a women so she gets to the point where she doesnt even have the motivation to leave the house without her realising what you're doing?"

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i just told my ex gf that i friend of mine had to had sex, so she said that she could get a girl for him... :)

why? do u guys want me to talk to my ex gf so she can get a girl to u too? At least this way u guys wont die virgin...

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ooh, thats cutting :(

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I was taking the piss out of Muslim.

And I know I'm right.

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ouch.
I've probably had more sex in the last two days than you have in your lifetime.
Actually, that's unfair, although you're muslim's friend, you may be slightly better with women... It is unfounded of me to liken you to your friend when I have absolutely no idea about your sexual prowess.

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If you wouldn't mind tnx.

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If i was you, i wouldnt have so sure about that, anyway as u said u have no bases about my sex life, but if u had more sex then me in the past few days u shouldnt bother about my reply, am i right? :)


i will see what i can do for u :D

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Nah, I'm back home now... no more sex for Ste (well, for a while... unless I get lucky...) :(