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8 Apr 2005, 16:42
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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POTW Nominations.
Rules again:
- Nominations are open throughout the week, but close on the last day of that week. Polling then takes place for three days, starting on the first new day of the next week. For the purposes of the POTW competiton, Sunday will be considered the last day of the week, and Monday will be considered the first.
- You cannot nominate a post by yourself.
- You may only nominate a post that was posted during the week in question. For example, you cannot nominate a post that was posted on the 2nd to go through to the vote for the week of the 20th. Posts not from the week in question will be discounted. Obviously, this means that when the nomination thread is first posted, on Monday, there may not be anything to nominate; this will of course change as the week progresses.
- Only one nomination per poster. Second, third, fourth nominations, etc, will be discounted.
- This is only applicable to GD posts.
- Nominations which are subsequently deleted are invalid. Sowwy.
- Nominations must have links to said post and a direct quote. If you are nominating a 'witty' post or retort, then it is encouraged that you also quote the post that the witticsm was in response to for purposes of clarity.
For example:
I nominate this post by Marilyn Manson:
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...pyoursfaggot50
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
(Example)
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- Only nominated posts go through to the vote.
- All valid nominations go through to the vote.
- Admins and Mods can nominate posts, and they will be subject to the above rules.
- There will be no official 'interference' in the process. Whichever post people like the best, wins.
Diddle diddle diddle diddle de.
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8 Apr 2005, 23:44
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: POTW Nominations.
What, no poll?!
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8 Apr 2005, 23:50
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
What, no poll?!
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He died at the weekend , he was buried in the Basilica today.
Dont you know anything?
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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9 Apr 2005, 00:00
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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Re: POTW Nominations.
If I neg-rep you for that, will you cry and make a thread about it?
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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9 Apr 2005, 00:02
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
If I neg-rep you for that, will you cry and make a thread about it?
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You cant Neg Rep Dace just because he made the "What no Poll" joke before you.
Youre getting slow in your old age.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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9 Apr 2005, 00:05
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I am.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 6,580
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
If I neg-rep you for that, will you cry and make a thread about it?
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we call that a confession where i come from
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9 Apr 2005, 00:19
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
Posts: 3,516
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
You cant Neg Rep Dace just because he made the "What no Poll" joke before you.
Youre getting slow in your old age.
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I could, however, neg-rep you for making terrible pun-jokes.
Which was the point of my post.
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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9 Apr 2005, 01:21
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
I could, however, neg-rep you for making terrible pun-jokes.
Which was the point of my post.
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Youre telling me that Rich "OMGLOLLYROFFLETOMATO" Tier is going to start neg repping other board users for Puns?
My god, you broke my Irony-O-Meter. And thats the third one this week!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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9 Apr 2005, 01:37
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: POTW Nominations.
**** off out of my thread, if I'd invited you then I would ahve done it.
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9 Apr 2005, 01:41
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I am.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 6,580
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Re: POTW Nominations.
quite
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9 Apr 2005, 01:58
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
**** off out of my thread, if I'd invited you then I would ahve done it.
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From This Thread.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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10 Apr 2005, 01:36
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Twang Twang
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Where I live
Posts: 837
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Re: POTW Nominations.
la la la:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
What in the name of holy cock are you talking about, you drug-crazed ****tard mongchop?
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From here
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10 Apr 2005, 10:52
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm No Nino Rota
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Re: POTW Nominations.
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...8&postcount=28
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I'm sure the Queen is sometimes very receptive to the idea of giving up her money, status, influence and priviledges in order to grow a moustache, wear an overcoat purchased from Oxfam, and live in the appaling ****ing squalor of some south London shithole where you have to suck 9-inch cheesy West Indian cock 9-5 for three months of the year in order to simply save up enough money to buy a second-hand radiator that was produced in Malaysia in 1982 and which doesn't actually work.
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We've all done it.
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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11 Apr 2005, 18:52
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
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Re: POTW Nominations.
I couldn't give reputation on this post so I'll nominate it instead
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1-X
...and people think you're mad when you complain that you can taste cucumber on your food, that you know for a fact they used the same knife to cut your sandwich after cutting a cucumber one, or just prepared it in the same workspace which can be enough. If someone in the same room is eating cucumber, the smell spreads and ruins your meal too. It is the most unspeakably vile "food" in existence, and if someone can eat a slice without spitting it across the room and vigorously scrubbing their tongue with a wirebrush and bleach, then they're a servant of satan and should be cast into the pit. Any political party brave enough to ban it would have my vote. What a utopia it would be - the criminalisation of cucumber with a mandatory prison sentence for possession, and a publically viewable cucumber-offenders register.[/rant]
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from this thread
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12 Apr 2005, 11:33
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 3,848
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Re: POTW Nominations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
if i had been there i would have done something, admittedly it would probably just have been egging skiddy on but it would have been something
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I did something; I cacked myself in sheer ****ing white terror.
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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12 Apr 2005, 14:09
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
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Re: POTW Nominations.
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...3&postcount=58
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I was in a lecture today and I just realised as I was seating myself, that the jeans I were wearing were, to put it mildly, filthy. Actually, they looked as if a spastic dwarf had attempted to **** them about nine times. I'd been wearing a suit all weekend, and by comparison, these jeans were like some kind of granny-pattern tea towel King Kong had used as a makeshift piece of bogroll.
"Jesus, I have Dante pants!"
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stripped off the rest as it was, relativaly speaking, superfluous. The "Jesus, I have Dante pants" line alone could win POTW.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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12 Apr 2005, 18:35
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
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Re: POTW Nominations.
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...0&postcount=45
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deffeh
You can see Theamion took the important part of the story. Hans, you are the MTV Tv-Guide Soap spoilers Heat magazine poster child.
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