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19 Dec 2006, 19:43
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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My name isnt Earl, but..
..its robbie and i do also have a lot of regrets and have done quite a lot of bad things.
If you were to follow the format of the above popular tv show and go about righting wrongs in your life, what would they be and how would you go about them? List below! I will start us off with something trivial.
1. When i was in high school one of my teachers had really bad breath. So much so he was known as Dr. Deathbreath Anyway, i left a bit of chewing gum on his desk with 'hint hint hint' written on it. Although it was marginally funny and he never found out for definite it was me the guy took it really badly and was pretty quiet for a few classes. I still feel pretty terrible about it.
Im not sure how i'd go about righting that wrong. Buy him an expensive dental plan or something? Eat a lot of garlic and be his friend with worse breath than him for a week? Good thing i intend to do nothing about it.
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19 Dec 2006, 19:56
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I ♡ ☠
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Re: My name isnt Earl, but..
We had a female teacher with a mild moustache. People used to shout: "Miss! I moustache you a question!" Good job I didn't partake in any of that. I'm sure they'll burn in hell.
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19 Dec 2006, 20:59
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: My name isnt Earl, but..
Teacher get bad breath because of the amount of tea and coffee they drink in breaks. They then spend the next hour or two talking and talking and not producing much saliva. So the tea/coffee stays in their mouth and makes it smell. It's their own fault. It isn't difficult to get rid of it.
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19 Dec 2006, 22:32
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Victim of Marriage
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: NW Indiana
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Re: My name isnt Earl, but..
Our high school German teacher was from Germany, and she didn't exactly adapt to American hygenic practices, so every once in a while one of the students would leave a razor on one of the tables, on the floor, or one of the shelves, stuff like that.
I never participated, but then again I never saw the point, our teacher had 'book smarts', but didn't have any common sense, so she probably never even realized why there were razors laying about the room occassionally.
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19 Dec 2006, 22:54
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Up The Hatters!
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Kenilworth Road
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Re: My name isnt Earl, but..
I had a teacher in high-school that was very nice to all of us, but we treated her like scum. I used to start disagreeing with her in class, calling her a moron and an imbecile for not agreeing to my own views and since it was me against the teacher all the other students cheered me on, eventually she started crying, ran out of the room and the school inspector came shouting at us afterwards, I felt pretty bad yeah. I still haven't said to her that I was sorry for making her cry.
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20 Dec 2006, 00:53
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nondescript human
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Re: My name isnt Earl, but..
I do not enjoy that particular television show.
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20 Dec 2006, 03:34
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: My name isnt Earl, but..
Quote:
Originally Posted by jt25man
Our high school German teacher was from Germany, and she didn't exactly adapt to American hygenic practices, so every once in a while one of the students would leave a razor on one of the tables, on the floor, or one of the shelves, stuff like that.
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Joke would be on you if she decided to slit her wrists with them, due to all the constant bullying from pupils!
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20 Dec 2006, 06:26
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Victim of Marriage
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: NW Indiana
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Re: My name isnt Earl, but..
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Joke would be on you if she decided to slit her wrists with them, due to all the constant bullying from pupils!
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I'm sure it would have been possible, but highly improbable to slit your wrist with plastic disposable razors...but you have a point.
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20 Dec 2006, 10:08
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
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Re: My name isnt Earl, but..
So... this is all about coming clean from past mistakes èh.
When I was a lil' boy I had two kids of about the same age living in our neighborhood. And we loved to bully them around.
One day, we tied them both to a tree, all was fun and games. Untill...
... we found that raspberry bush.
Best fun I ever had!
After about 15 minutes of throwin' and tossin' raspberries we grew tired and let 'em go.
Actually... I don't really regret that event*.
Perhaps next time I can tell you about how we drove them into a muddy building site and they sank up to their waist into the yellow sand. And how their mum had to come to get them out.
* I do kind of regret that at times they had such a shitty time with us. Especially after their dad killed their mum and I have no idea what became of them. Although even that had kind of a funny twist as their dad was a magician. You can imagine what kind of jokes were made when their mum "disappeared".
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