|
5 Nov 2004, 19:25
|
#1
|
Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
|
Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
Yes folks , as many of your correctly surmised , theres only one possible candidate for this weeks caption contest. It was controversial, it wasnt even that long for an acknowledgement of defeat, and there were no hanging chads or governors with sibling connections. Gee Dubbya Bush is still the president of the United States of America.
But
What does the loser have to say to the reappointed POTUSA?
Is Kerry able to take defeat with good grace? Does he feel that he was cheated by an imbecile without the ability to run a local grocery store? Does he accept he "Misunderestimated" his opponent?
Over to you GD.
__________________
And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
|
|
|
5 Nov 2004, 19:32
|
#2
|
Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,459
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"Look I swear, this guy is Dace, just look where his hands are, and I bet he's thinking of lil kids"
__________________
If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
|
|
|
5 Nov 2004, 19:50
|
#3
|
Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
Posts: 6,506
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"i mean look at him! he's a dumbass!"
|
|
|
5 Nov 2004, 19:53
|
#4
|
Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
Posts: 5,300
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
__________________
"Yay"
|
|
|
5 Nov 2004, 19:53
|
#5
|
Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,459
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"****"
__________________
If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
|
|
|
5 Nov 2004, 19:54
|
#6
|
Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,459
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by Structural Integrity
|
Oi oi oi, noone said anything about putting in effort
__________________
If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
|
|
|
5 Nov 2004, 19:57
|
#7
|
Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
Posts: 6,506
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
I was gonna use the mirrors headline as a quote
damnit
|
|
|
5 Nov 2004, 20:01
|
#8
|
mmm lambs
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: London
Posts: 1,906
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
But he's an idiot, look at that grin, he doesn't even realise I am slagging him off.
__________________
I drink therefore I am
|
|
|
5 Nov 2004, 20:04
|
#9
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"Look, I said I was game for this, but there's no way I'm doing it with him."
|
|
|
5 Nov 2004, 20:05
|
#10
|
Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
Posts: 6,506
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"and now our tour of the zoo takes us to the chimp cage, you can see that this one is slightly more intelligent than your average chimp, and can even dress himself."
|
|
|
5 Nov 2004, 20:16
|
#11
|
overtired
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 5,900
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
Deciding the winner by musical chairs didn't work either.
|
|
|
5 Nov 2004, 20:18
|
#12
|
Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,442
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
Kerry demonstrates live evidence that all Bush does is open his mouth and let his tummy rumble when it comes to debating.
|
|
|
5 Nov 2004, 20:18
|
#13
|
Still Dreadnought
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 200
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"The Guy on my right is great and im an idiot"
|
|
|
5 Nov 2004, 23:11
|
#14
|
Twang Twang
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Where I live
Posts: 837
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"By replacing George Bush with this dummy I will soon control the White House."
__________________
"I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard"
|
|
|
5 Nov 2004, 23:12
|
#15
|
I dunno...
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: manchester
Posts: 1,502
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"See, he can't even wear the right coloured tie! Oh, wait..."
__________________
He shall drink naught but brine, for I'll not show him / Where the quick freshes are.
Last edited by Boogster; 8 Nov 2004 at 03:42.
|
|
|
5 Nov 2004, 23:27
|
#16
|
BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 6,339
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"See, he's even cheating at rock paper scissors right now"
__________________
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
|
|
|
6 Nov 2004, 12:55
|
#17
|
:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"Mr. Bush, would you care to dance with me?"
__________________
"There is no I in team, but there are two in anal fisting"
|
|
|
6 Nov 2004, 12:58
|
#18
|
Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: -
Posts: 3,830
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"Bitch you don't even know, the half about me
I bring it straight to your chest, ask your staff about me
I'm just a little bit older, plus a whole lot wiser
I might advise ya, or I might pulverize ya
I can visit any city, get respect in the street
While you alone in your room, shook to death of the streets
I'll take a second to speak, I keep my weapon in reach
I ain't talkin romance but you'll get swept off your feet
I keeps a ghetto chick, that loves to blast and she peddle shit
Groupies fake moves, I get her to settle shit
You can't compare to the status right here
Legendary worldwide, we can battle right here
Listen junior, I'ma tear back your wig
This ain't TV but I'll show you what a "Fear Factor" is
Stop grillin me, and all that frontin is killin me
You leave me no choice but to hurt your feelings G"
|
|
|
6 Nov 2004, 13:39
|
#19
|
cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
would you buy a second hand country off this man
__________________
lazy
|
|
|
6 Nov 2004, 14:59
|
#20
|
wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
Posts: 3,313
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1-X
Deciding the winner by musical chairs didn't work either.
|
This one has GOT to win!
|
|
|
6 Nov 2004, 15:01
|
#21
|
wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
Posts: 3,313
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"If it hadn't been for cotton eyed George, I'd have been president 'bout an hour ago"
|
|
|
6 Nov 2004, 15:30
|
#22
|
Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"That's the monkey you're going for?"
|
|
|
6 Nov 2004, 16:08
|
#23
|
Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
Posts: 5,300
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
Can't we add a rule that the caption must be put in the image? These shitty text-only captions don't have the context of the image which makes it hard to judge any of them.
__________________
"Yay"
|
|
|
6 Nov 2004, 20:57
|
#24
|
share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Location: Location:
Posts: 2,709
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
I misunderestimated him
__________________
Sophie is hotter than you
though ive gone off her now; the way Susanna Reid squirms around on sml is, however, awesome
|
|
|
7 Nov 2004, 08:18
|
#25
|
Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
Posts: 3,516
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"I give you a choice, four more years of GWB, me, or that IKEA table stool thing. What's it gonna be?'
__________________
Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
|
|
|
7 Nov 2004, 08:19
|
#26
|
Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
Posts: 3,516
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
"i mean look at him! he's a dumbass!"
|
My first thought as soon as I saw it...
__________________
Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
|
|
|
7 Nov 2004, 13:07
|
#27
|
Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
Posts: 6,506
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by Structural Integrity
Can't we add a rule that the caption must be put in the image? These shitty text-only captions don't have the context of the image which makes it hard to judge any of them.
|
I haven't got anywhere to host them and neither do other people.
You could just look at the picture then say the caption out loud and see if you lol.
Then you can judge.
|
|
|
7 Nov 2004, 13:56
|
#28
|
nondescript human
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 1,079
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
I mean, look how ugly he is. Oh no wai
PS. free hosting
|
|
|
8 Nov 2004, 02:17
|
#29
|
Insanely Insignificant
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Bournemouth
Posts: 1,056
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"if you'd have voted for me we could have helped 'special' people like this lovely uneducated Texan here."
__________________
Very nearly there.
All is nothing, without you.
Last edited by Phalon; 8 Nov 2004 at 02:23.
|
|
|
8 Nov 2004, 10:30
|
#30
|
WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
Posts: 2,738
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"You voted for Bush, you got a dick!"
__________________
I came, I saw, I shouldn't mix pleasure with carpentry.
|
|
|
8 Nov 2004, 15:57
|
#31
|
________
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
Posts: 4,474
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
You're gonna vote for this guy?
MAN, YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
|
|
|
|
8 Nov 2004, 17:14
|
#32
|
so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
Posts: 8,499
|
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 05/11/04
"Now over to George whose karyoke entry this evening shall be Brown Eyed Girl sung in the club style"
__________________
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:42.
| |