Beauty of simplicity.

Dating advice:

Lesson #1
How to make contact?
Indeed, the only limit to your dating capabilities, and often where it ends before it really started is this. What to do? Show no fear. Litterally. Some excamples

• Hey! Do you want to have a coffee?
• Hiyas! Would you like to have a drink with me?
• Etc...

Don't make it harder than it needs to be!


Lesson #2
First contact!
The easier part. There is no real mystery to dating girls. All you have to do is ask them questions and occupy them with their own drivel. Avoid yes/no answer questions, and try to be calm. Don't rush anything. You don't have to be funny, but laughing together is a matchmaker. If you got alot of "con" sides, don't show them. I.e, don't tell her you like to read internet forums. Tell her, for instance, you enjoy going places on vacation instead.

Make sure they don't bore themselfs, and do give them breaks by asking questions!

If you fail on the first or the second, there is no point in trying. You could always delude yourself and brag to your friends, but bottom line is: If you have no social skills at all, don't bother unless you are really sexy.

This is bullet proof. Either she likes you or she doesn't. You feel the same way about women. Either you like their company or you don't. You won't know till you've tried.

This is in response to all the "I need help" threads.

[Sad Loser Geek]

thankyou thankyou! this is exactly the sort of stuff i need!

[sayonara]

Nurse, fetch me a gun and two bullets.

Stat!

[sayonara]

Obviously I want to take Sad Loser Geek with me, because we are such >close< friends that he'll have nothing when I'm gone.

I was going to take you out too but I couldn't afford four bullets, only two.

[edit] this looks silly without the post that's meant to be above it

Originally posted by sayonara
Obviously I want to take Sad Loser Geek with me, because we are such >close< friends that he'll have nothing when I'm gone.

I was going to take you out too but I couldn't afford four bullets, only two.

I didn't mean to make a joke about your family rl man.

[sayonara]

Like I ever listen to anyone on here

Originally posted by sayonara
Like I ever listen to anyone on here

You should! Honest! Advice from this forum is gold worth!

[Intervention]

I tried what you said but it didn't work.

look

Could you tell me where I went wrong?

[seventh]

Originally posted by BarbieKen
Dating advice:

Lesson #1
How to make contact?
Indeed, the only limit to your dating capabilities, and often where it ends before it really started is this. What to do? Show no fear. Litterally. Some excamples

• Hey! Do you want to have a coffee?
• Hiyas! Would you like to have a drink with me?
• Etc...

Don't make it harder than it needs to be!


Lesson #2
First contact!
The easier part. There is no real mystery to dating girls. All you have to do is ask them questions and occupy them with their own drivel. Avoid yes/no answer questions, and try to be calm. Don't rush anything. You don't have to be funny, but laughing together is a matchmaker. If you got alot of "con" sides, don't show them. I.e, don't tell her you like to read internet forums. Tell her, for instance, you enjoy going places on vacation instead.

Make sure they don't bore themselfs, and do give them breaks by asking questions!

If you fail on the first or the second, there is no point in trying. You could always delude yourself and brag to your friends, but bottom line is: If you have no social skills at all, don't bother unless you are really sexy.

This is bullet proof. Either she likes you or she doesn't. You feel the same way about women. Either you like their company or you don't. You won't know till you've tried.

taking advice off someone from pa is the lowest of the low.

[Ragnarak]

Originally posted by seventh
taking advice off someone from pa is the lowest of the low.

didn't u **** off?

[Cmdr_Cyrax]

Originally posted by seventh
taking advice off someone from pa is the lowest of the low.

I disagree.
Taking dating advice off muslim would be even lower

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally posted by Cmdr_Cyrax
I disagree.
Taking dating advice off muslim would be even lower

Perhaps Muslim IS the 'someone off PA'!

[Cmdr_Cyrax]

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Perhaps Muslim IS the 'someone off PA'!

I know that but BarbieKen != Muslim

Therefore advice from Muslim on PA < advice from the occupants of PA on average

Originally posted by Intervention
I tried what you said but it didn't work.

look

Could you tell me where I went wrong?

Here:

[20:15:05] i says:
you must be really bored now
[20:15:10] i says:
if I was you

and here:

I'd be bored of talking about myself by now
[20:15:33] i says:
although
[20:15:40] i says:
it's perfectly understandable

,but there are proof that it worked here:

[20:15:58] +-- I Casey --+ says:
lol talklin about myself is odd
[20:16:03] +-- I Casey --+ says:
no1 eva asks me about my sorta stuff

and here you screw up again:

[20:16:12] i says:
yeah
[20:16:18] i says:
let's talk about me instead