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24 Dec 2002, 09:53
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Inventions - What's left?
If u could come upp with one single 'item' the world needed, wich would improve the lives of millions, what would it be?
Do not say a machine that can fly you from location to location! Nothing heavier than air can fly!
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24 Dec 2002, 11:10
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In fond memory of SB
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A snowman that wasn't cold and never melted.
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Peace, Love and Linux
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My Artwork
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24 Dec 2002, 11:20
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a chocolate fire guard LOLOLORZROFFLERGSHAHAAAAHSHSSDFKL;NH!!!!!1111112222222222£2£$"£%$%""£$^
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I admit it, i'm a [TiT]
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24 Dec 2002, 11:30
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If everyone is going to excell the previous post in funniness, I'm, not going to be very amused today. :/
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24 Dec 2002, 11:38
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
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Goat repellant
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Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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24 Dec 2002, 11:50
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Quote:
Originally posted by not sword
Bottled tolerance.
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Actually, this would prove to be very usefull!
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24 Dec 2002, 11:58
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mmm.. pills
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An information super-highway that actually works, does not have excessive amounts of pr0n, is not drowning in a sea of spam and has access times to anywhere in the world in less than miliseconds.
=[DJ Bass]=
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CSS : the result of letting artists design something only an engineer should touch.
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24 Dec 2002, 12:06
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IRC Lackey
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Quote:
Originally posted by djbass
An information super-highway that actually works, does not have excessive amounts of pr0n, is not drowning in a sea of spam and has access times to anywhere in the world in less than miliseconds.
=[DJ Bass]=
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I'd drink to that, but it's too early in the morning
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw
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24 Dec 2002, 12:13
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lolly roffle
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Re: Inventions - What's left?
Quote:
Originally posted by RiCo
Do not say a machine that can fly you from location to location!
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Like an aeroplane?
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eXcessum
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24 Dec 2002, 12:18
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Banned
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a tampoline which always included sexeh women with big tits
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24 Dec 2002, 14:43
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Beyond The Sun
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kk more sexy women with big tits :P **** the trampoline :P they can jump all over me
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24 Dec 2002, 14:49
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Re: Re: Inventions - What's left?
Quote:
Originally posted by JC
Like an aeroplane?
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you stole my post :/
how about a propulsion system capable of transporting us away from our solar system before it dies? that could be useful
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24 Dec 2002, 15:19
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Colony ships, phasors and enough ships to take on Orion!
MUHAHAHAHAH!
sorry, too much MOO2 lately.
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24 Dec 2002, 15:24
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Infallible
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Nuclear fusion.
No nasty pollution unlike fission.
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24 Dec 2002, 15:55
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Baka desu
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Make-up guns.
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24 Dec 2002, 15:57
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
Nuclear fusion.
No nasty pollution unlike fission.
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I can't believe someone actually said this:
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Originally posted by Achilles
CNN is liberal bull****...no wonder you people are so ****ing stupid. If you want a real News Channel try Fox News.
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24 Dec 2002, 16:46
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The perputual motion wheel, apply a force to it and it never stops moving.
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24 Dec 2002, 16:56
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Banned
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stuff
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24 Dec 2002, 17:17
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Infallible
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deathjam
stuff
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Yes!
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24 Dec 2002, 17:33
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Quote:
Originally posted by RIT
The perputual motion wheel, apply a force to it and it never stops moving.
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in this forum we OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMO-DYNAMICS
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24 Dec 2002, 17:33
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Commander
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I want a replicator like Star Treks, make anything I want instantly.
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24 Dec 2002, 18:20
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An automatic wanking machine, with optional vacuum attachments.
Id make a fortune selling it on here.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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24 Dec 2002, 19:08
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A fully automated, customisable, household robot that not only cleans but also does shopping and takes phonecalls.
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24 Dec 2002, 19:13
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by mpr0733
A fully automated, customisable, household robot that not only cleans but also does shopping and takes phonecalls.
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Most of those cost around £20,000 a year to run , and are referred to as" 'er Indoors' "
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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24 Dec 2002, 19:26
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I'm counting on my government to, sooner or later, recognise me, my colleagues and social work as a concept to be essential to any high paced capitalistic society. Given recognition, I'd step up on my financial demands in order to be able to buy any commodities that helps me in focussing on doing my 'magic'.
Until that time, no robot will be there for me to relieve me of strenuous tasks better left to the retarded.
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24 Dec 2002, 20:25
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Most of those cost around £20,000 a year to run , and are referred to as" 'er Indoors' "
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I do believe the same could be implied about your 'invention'
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24 Dec 2002, 21:53
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Vermin Supreme
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Quote:
Originally posted by mpr0733
A fully automated, customisable, household robot that not only cleans but also does shopping and takes phonecalls.
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i have a similar request, but my plan involves genetically engineered super monkeys.
fusion would be good.
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