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19 Oct 2004, 03:07
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1up on you
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Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
Ok so i come back to university, its all good, I have a girlfriend, Im happy shes happy, she then decides well not decides her family move to america so she goes to study in America. So im thinking ok well it could be worse, so im on the hunt again. As a student its a great way to meet girls. I mean you get drunk, all the time, you go to parties, plus at my uni girls outnumber boys so im thinking this shouldnt be too hard. So for the first night I went out I looked good, no luck, second night no luck, and so and so on, Im gettin close but havent quite made it yet, its been a depressing 3 weeks without a gf and sex for that matter.
Anyway I live in a house with 4 other men, and at dinner talk comes round to porn, masturbation and football. We were talking about masturbation this particular dinner time, as a friend of mine, wants to get a gf badly like me split up with his gf. So he figures, he doesnt masterbate, it will make you hornier so ure more likely to pull as you have this increased sex drive. However we came to an agreement that being called a wanker is not a compliment, it means you have to pleasure yourself and not someone do it for you. PA is much the same we came to the agreement, as a pa player and they all laugh at me for it they argue tha pa is just as much a replacement for sex as wanking. Because if had a girlfriend, id spend less time playin pa, and more time with her, however by not having a gf i play more pa, so in theory PA is just a mere substitute for sex
Discuss.
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19 Oct 2004, 03:57
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
Hehe, it's so true ...
Not much I can discuss here, I fully agree that my gf would be more important then PA ...
Actually ... my car still might rank first ...
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19 Oct 2004, 06:52
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
stop plugging your socket into the server`s sockets, fs piggie
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19 Oct 2004, 08:12
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Lost the Fury... :(
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
_ryzekiel_
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you terrify me, honestly.
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19 Oct 2004, 08:15
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Guy next door
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
Everything is basicly.
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19 Oct 2004, 16:14
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Rah's def wh0re
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Everything is basicly.
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STFU
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19 Oct 2004, 16:43
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tis
_ryzekiel_
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19 Oct 2004, 16:57
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
The other day i got text in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend, that our galaxy was under attack
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19 Oct 2004, 18:11
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
It's worse when you've given your gal mates a command to type in the gal channel which causes your client to play a loud fog horn noise through your speakers just as you're reaching that important sexual climax.
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19 Oct 2004, 21:28
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Insomniac
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
it helps when your gf is part of planetarion
lol tho kloopy. i presume you remember to turn the speakers off now
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19 Oct 2004, 21:37
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There is a better answer
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
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Originally Posted by Inca
The other day i got text in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend, that our galaxy was under attack
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The real question and true test is.....
Did you stop to read it?!?
And if so, what was you next move?
A. Back to sex
B. Check your planet
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19 Oct 2004, 21:41
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
i always choose b)
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20 Oct 2004, 00:44
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
I remember saturday night, just out of protection and we get attacked, 2 waves of bloody incs within about 6 ticks, so being completely drunk and 50 miles away from home i rang my GC quoting something along the lines of:
"we've been set up, i want you to go and find the addresses of the attackers and i will go and twat them all, one by one, all at once, its the same to me"
This wouldn't have been so bad but trying to explain to my mates who exactly it was i was after fighting, well anyway :P
With regards to sex and pa, the way i see it is on average we are being hit maybe twice a night, thats 2 hours to arrange defence, you have the other 22 to have sex, its not so much that PA is more important, its just logic
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22 Oct 2004, 22:00
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
i must say,
now that i spend so much time online PA tends to replace sex more and more
/me puts up a away sign for 3 days to do some...................well.............you know
laterz
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23 Oct 2004, 01:33
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Newdawn ftw \o/
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inca
The other day i got text in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend, that our galaxy was under attack
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damn... that must have been a turnoff?
lol
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23 Oct 2004, 05:57
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
you never know, maybe it was exotic for him to think of big curvy ships flying around "shooting" at other ships, stealing/touching "roids" etc, plus it would have made him do "it" faster as he probably wanted to hurry for the inc
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23 Oct 2004, 12:31
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1up on you
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
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Originally Posted by _ryzekiel_
you never know, maybe it was exotic for him to think of big curvy ships flying around "shooting" at other ships, stealing/touching "roids" etc, plus it would have made him do "it" faster as he probably wanted to hurry for the inc
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each to his own
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23 Oct 2004, 17:23
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
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Originally Posted by Phil^
it helps when your gf is part of planetarion
lol tho kloopy. i presume you remember to turn the speakers off now
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would be better tho if that same gf was a little bit closer to home :-)
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26 Oct 2004, 06:02
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
My girlfriend got turned on by my ruling the universe last round. I would go visit her across the state and spend a good amount of time on the computer. As long as I was winning, it was all good.
Thats why 1up won. True story.
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26 Oct 2004, 06:21
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
Quote:
Originally Posted by _ryzekiel_
you never know, maybe it was exotic for him to think of big curvy ships flying around "shooting" at other ships, stealing/touching "roids" etc, plus it would have made him do "it" faster as he probably wanted to hurry for the inc
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I like your imagination jerome. You have promise.
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26 Oct 2004, 12:22
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Newdawn ftw \o/
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
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Originally Posted by _ryzekiel_
you never know, maybe it was exotic for him to think of big curvy ships flying around "shooting" at other ships, stealing/touching "roids" etc, plus it would have made him do "it" faster as he probably wanted to hurry for the inc
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LOL!
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26 Oct 2004, 18:31
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
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I like your imagination jerome.
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That` because you`re a ****ing weirdo though.
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27 Oct 2004, 01:50
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1up on you
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
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Originally Posted by Cayl
My girlfriend got turned on by my ruling the universe last round. I would go visit her across the state and spend a good amount of time on the computer. As long as I was winning, it was all good.
Thats why 1up won. True story.
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well me, hicks, jerome, idler and zhil all went to dalnet, some of you may have been there, some of you may not, anyway we joined some rather erotic channels like the immaginatively named #sex etc etc. We would be the only ones talking, people got annoyed and then Hicks whipped out the "Do you know who I am, I was an officer in Fury" line anyway we went to another channel and pretended to be girls, and well the pms were interesting, one pm i got i demanded roleplay. So the guy obliged. I said we play planetarion. You can be Fury and I can be Legion, and we have to wtfpwn the universe together, i went on for about 10mins, until a txt of line came up whcih was worrying
<nick> *nick* is getting turned on, i am stroking my long snake
at that point i disconnected and directed the weirdo to hicks, but maybe pa does turn ppl on.
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27 Oct 2004, 08:18
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
haha don`t lie, we all know you wanked off to his snake.
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28 Oct 2004, 06:43
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This is bat country
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
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Originally Posted by Inca
The other day i got text in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend, that our galaxy was under attack
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same thing happened to me last round. I however finished my business before the finishline and drove 30km so I could get on my computer.
Im single today, go figure
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28 Oct 2004, 09:12
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
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Originally Posted by Phil^
it helps when your gf is part of planetarion
lol tho kloopy. i presume you remember to turn the speakers off now
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Trust me that dont work either, ive bin there and done that and i think it just shown how weried i was so ofc we broke up a few months after.. but we did last for 15 months so
Plus dont get ur GFs involved.. becuase i almost got closed becuase of defending her lol
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28 Oct 2004, 11:14
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
we were both involved with pa long before we got together
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30 Oct 2004, 23:32
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Re: Planetarion is just a replacement for Sex
I play pa. My wife plays.
I can assure you, pa is NOT a substitute for sex.......
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