Am i a ned?

[Dace]

Koen is being a dick so answer all three questions (first two need to be "yes" answers to qualify you as "counting") and "win a prize" or something.

Here goes:

Do you know what a ned is?

Have you met me?

Do you think im a ned?

[KoeN]

no

no

not sure (but you look like the 'cheeky ned' on that site)

[Kurashima]

Yes

Yes

Dont be so ****ing stupid. Youre so far un-ned youre in danger of being a goth.

[Dace]

Originally Posted by KoeN

not sure (but you look like the 'cheeky ned' on that site)

My hair is longer now and i have something of a beard*.



















*very short

[Dante Hicks]

Is the beard as part of some sort of crimewatch avoidance technique?

[KoeN]

do you think iron maiden is 'ok'?

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by Dace

My hair is longer now and i have something of a beard*.



















*very short

Youre in VERY serious danger of becoming a Goth. Get it ****ing sorted NOW!

I will not be seen hanging around Student pubs in the West End of Glasgow with a goth. People will think im a roleplayer or something.

CONSIDER THIS A WARNING DACE!

[Dace]

Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

Is the beard as part of some sort of crimewatch avoidance technique?

Not so much "is" as "was".

[Dace]

Originally Posted by KoeN

do you think iron maiden is 'ok'?

Iron Maiden are never ok.

[JBOY]

yes
yes
no

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by JBOY

yes
yes
no

Id like to add that JBOY and Dace are exceptionally close in terms of what they are, although JBOY is closer to "Ned" status than Dace.

And neither of them will reach "Ned" status any time in the next 50 years. Short of a complete "Chav-stic Surgery"

[pablissimo]

Yes

Yes

and lol, no.

[xtothez]

You can spell.

[JBOY]

how so?

[Dace]

Originally Posted by Kurashima

Id like to add that JBOY and Dace are exceptionally close in terms of what they are, although JBOY is closer to "Ned" status than Dace.

Originally Posted by JBOY

how so?

Yes, how so?

[Nodrog]

you could categorise youth social groupings using a 3 dimensional model, with an axis corresponding to each of "tendancy for violence", "rational/logical education" and "emotional/spiritial eductation", with a score of 100 being maximum and 0 being minimum.

Then neds would be around (100,0,0), townies at (60,30,30), goths at (20,70,90), emo at (0,50,100) and geeks at (30,100,40). To find out which category you fit in, youd assign values to yourself and project them into 3d space, then calculate which social region you are in closest proximity to. With this scale, I'd say JBOY is probably closer to ned that dace since although both of them claim to be quite violent, dace seems more open about his feelings than jboy.

You can't argue with science.

[Evergreen]

Yes


Yes


When you are drunk Yes.

Note: I have seen uphand and close many neds drunk from family ties, I'd put dace down as a ned, when sober many neds are capable as Dace of conversations, using the net (just find the weegie site it's hilarious), and in general not being shit until they've got an ounce of alcohol/drugs in their system.

[BesigedB]

pics.now for analysis

[roadrunner_0]

Originally Posted by KoeN

no

no

not sure (but you look like the 'cheeky ned' on that site)

we need to see the pictuare that this opinion is based on
(but for the record, i dont think you are a ned, even though i have never met you)

[Androme]

Originally Posted by Nodrog

You can't argue with science.

yes you can because it's never 100% correct - they're just theories that can keep on getting refined until it's as close to the truth as possible

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally Posted by Androme2

yes you can because it's never 100% correct - they're just theories that can keep on getting refined until it's as close to the truth as possible

Supplying a counterexample IS science though.

[KaneED]

What's a ned?

[Nodrog]

Originally Posted by Androme2

yes you can because it's never 100% correct - they're just theories that can keep on getting refined until it's as close to the truth as possible

To know how close to the truth you were you'd need a method to know what is actually true, and if you had that you could just use it to find the truth instead of science.

[MeridianStar]

Originally Posted by Dace

Koen is being a dick so answer all three questions (first two need to be "yes" answers to qualify you as "counting") and "win a prize" or something.

Here goes:

Do you know what a ned is?

Have you met me?

Do you think im a ned?

Yes.

Yes.

No. If KoeN were Scottish, he would be a ned. An aw that.

[KoeN]

shut up lorna. i hate you.

[Deciduous]

Originally Posted by Nodrog

goths at (20,70,90)

ph33r the logic of wearing black leather in the blazing sun

[Dace]

Koen in "being proven wrong" shocka :)

[Marilyn Manson]

No.

No.

Yes.

[Dante Hicks]

Originally Posted by Deciduous

ph33r the logic of wearing black leather in the blazing sun

Every goth on the planet does this.

[Marilyn Manson]

I'm not gay. I just like men.

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

Every goth on the planet does this.

I don't like leather.

[Baron Morte]

Originally Posted by KoeN

no

no

not sure (but you look like the 'cheeky ned' on that site)

does all of this bear any relation to ned flanders?

[Deepflow]

Originally Posted by Nodrog

you could categorise youth social groupings using a 3 dimensional model, with an axis corresponding to each of "tendancy for violence", "rational/logical education" and "emotional/spiritial eductation", with a score of 100 being maximum and 0 being minimum.

Then neds would be around (100,0,0), townies at (60,30,30), goths at (20,70,90), emo at (0,50,100) and geeks at (30,100,40). To find out which category you fit in, youd assign values to yourself and project them into 3d space, then calculate which social region you are in closest proximity to. With this scale, I'd say JBOY is probably closer to ned that dace since although both of them claim to be quite violent, dace seems more open about his feelings than jboy.

You can't argue with science.

0, 80, 100

ish :/

does that make me a goth?

[KoeN]

Originally Posted by Dace

Koen in "being proven wrong" shocka

all you brits look the same to me anyway ;/

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by Dace

Yes, how so?

In that the only "Ned" category either of you show in is "Random Acts of Violence happening in your vicinity whilst alcohol is present in the bloodstreams of either party"

JBOY wins considerably in this category, as every time i hear from him, hes been in some new scrap, which inevitably he didnt begin, and was under the influence of alcohol at the beginning of said act of violence.

Oh , and JBOY has more money, hence has the greater capacity to buy something which is Burberry or Ted Baker or something equally Neddish/Chavvish. Dace is more likely to be seen in a jumper his parents gave him for his birthday, or something from a local charity shop.

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by KoeN

all you brits look the same to me anyway ;/

Welcome to the University of Koen

Todays Lesson : Cultural Diversity within the EU

[Nodrog]

Dace does live in glasgow though, so its perhaps not as clearcut as you make it out to be.

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by Nodrog

Dace does live in glasgow though, so its perhaps not as clearcut as you make it out to be.

JBOY lives in Kirkcaldy now.

Mr Ross, i put it to you that your visitations to towns on the East Coast of Scotland have been few and far between, and you have not witnessed a Saturday evening on the prom in Kirkcaldy, watching gangs of neds wandering around unchecked by the local constabulary.

Come down from your Ivory Tower and mix with your people once more!

[pablissimo]

Originally Posted by Kurashima

JBOY lives in Kirkcaldy now.

Mr Ross, i put it to you that your visitations to towns on the East Coast of Scotland have been few and far between, and you have not witnessed a Saturday evening on the prom in Kirkcaldy, watching gangs of neds wandering around unchecked by the local constabulary.

Come down from your Ivory Tower and mix with your people once more!

I think the correct response was


'lol ginger lol'

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by pablissimo

I think the correct response was


'lol ginger lol'

If i follow your advice, do you promise not to steal the wheels from my car?

[pablissimo]

Sure, whatever. Now get with the mocking.

[JBOY]

I own nothing produced by mr burberry.
I'm impressed by the prom reference though. it teems with neds on a saturday night, boy racers line up their novas and attempt to outrun the police and general chaos ensues.

[KraKto$is8]

Do you wear a baseball cap?
Do you drink bucky?
Do you smoke?
Do you drive a vauxhall nova or a similar hatchback?
Do you call passers-by "c*nts" or "dobbers" or "ba' bags"?
Do you listen to loud dance/rave/shit music?
Do you talk through your nose?

If you answered > 3 "yes" then you are a ned, I'm sorry.

So you're not.

Dude.

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****

[MeridianStar]

Originally Posted by KraKto$is8

Do you wear a baseball cap?
Do you drink bucky?
Do you smoke?
Do you drive a vauxhall nova or a similar hatchback?
Do you call passers-by "c*nts" or "dobbers" or "ba' bags"?
Do you listen to loud dance/rave/shit music?
Do you talk through your nose?

If you answered > 3 "yes" then you are a ned, I'm sorry.

So you're not.

Dude.

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****

Add to list:

Do you wear "Kappa trackies, man"
Do you wear a fake Burberry print Baseball cap?
Does the word 'pure' frequent more than 70% of your sentences?

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by JBOY

I own nothing produced by mr burberry.
I'm impressed by the prom reference though. it teems with neds on a saturday night, boy racers line up their novas and attempt to outrun the police and general chaos ensues.

I used to do an "East Coast Run" of Dunfermline , Kirkcaldy , St Andrews on weekends. I am fully aware of the state of Kirkcaldy prom. A minor, and funnier version of this occurs in Methil, which has to be seen to be believed. The Neds in question are generally driving cars which wouldnt make it as far as Kirkcaldy and thus have to be raced around car parks which are about the size of a football field and nothing more. The local police just sit at the entrance to said car park and pick up randomly anyone they dont like the look of.

Which for once, didnt include me. Then again, i was driving a vile little Hyundai at the time.

[Dace]

Originally Posted by Kurashima

In that the only "Ned" category either of you show in is "Random Acts of Violence happening in your vicinity whilst alcohol is present in the bloodstreams of either party"

JBOY wins considerably in this category, as every time i hear from him, hes been in some new scrap, which inevitably he didnt begin, and was under the influence of alcohol at the beginning of said act of violence.

Oh , and JBOY has more money, hence has the greater capacity to buy something which is Burberry or Ted Baker or something equally Neddish/Chavvish. Dace is more likely to be seen in a jumper his parents gave him for his birthday, or something from a local charity shop.

I don't wear clothes my parents buy me.

Or buy clothes from a 2nd hand shop.

Although i did go round a few trying to find a shirt like the one Brad Pitt wears in Fight Club.

[Dace]

Originally Posted by KraKto$is8

Do you wear a baseball cap?
Do you drink bucky?
Do you smoke?
Do you drive a vauxhall nova or a similar hatchback?
Do you listen to loud dance/rave/shit music?
Do you talk through your nose?

If you answered > 3 "yes" then you are a ned, I'm sorry.

No for all of them except:

Originally Posted by KraKto$is8

Do you call passers-by "c*nts" or "dobbers" or "ba' bags"?

And i use all three "terms of endearment" (i only used c*nts until i started working in the Passport Office where there are some people who use the other two "phrases" ALOT).

[JBOY]

Originally Posted by KraKto$is8

Do you wear a baseball cap?
Do you drink bucky?
Do you smoke?
Do you drive a vauxhall nova or a similar hatchback?
Do you call passers-by "c*nts" or "dobbers" or "ba' bags"?
Do you listen to loud dance/rave/shit music?
Do you talk through your nose?

If you answered > 3 "yes" then you are a ned, I'm sorry.
****

NO
NO
YES
old banger VW Golf, not modified in the slightest
i use the term "C#nt" but not in am insulting way, and not to randoms
I like some dance tracks, but then again, i also like Rock, blues, the occaisional jazz ditty, classical and a whole lot of other types of music....
no

[Dace]

JBOY is looking dangerously ned like :'(((((((((((((((((

[JBOY]

I don't have the mentality of a ned.
Or believe i fit into any one stereotypical category.
I wear a wide variety of different styles of clothing, including a job that requires me to wear a shirt and tie, often a suit aswell.
I have a variety of friends and acquantinces who don't fit into the ned category, or infact any special category either, well, apart from "Dave the Weejie".