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Unread 11 Jan 2003, 21:58   #1
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How come Siemens phones are indestructable?
It's true!
Quite a while ago one of my mates dropped his down 3 flights of concrete stairs (you could hear it bouncing all the way down as he chased it) and it had a slight scratch on the back and that was about it - it still worked.
Then another one dropped his out of a 2nd story window onto the pavement, where somebody trod on it and it still worked.
Then yesterday yet another mate dropped hers down the toilet (while it was on) and it still works, despite the fact she turned it straight back on (it somehow turned off) without letting it dry out. (Incidentally, why is it always women who drop thier phones down toilets? What is it that they do that makes it happen?)

Then you drop a Nokia on the floor and not only breaks, but the explosion takes out half the room.

Very odd.
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Unread 11 Jan 2003, 21:59   #2
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Come on then, come taste some Nottingham concrete.
If you want a REALLY GOOD look at it, just wonder round St Annes or The Meadows until you get gunned down in one of the nightly drivebys.

God I'm such good PR for that city.

Oh and you didn't explain the toilet one.

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Unread 11 Jan 2003, 22:05   #4
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I have to agree

I had a nokia once, it broke within 3 days. So I changed to siemens and there great.

My always falls on the floor or in the bath

and its never stopped working
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my nokia was washing machined by my mum.
still works,just abit dodgy.
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Siemens: Dropped it back cover snapped off, occasionally turns itself on and off (losing the time when it turns off, which it doesnt even do when the battery is removed)

Nokia: Had it three days, dropped it think, the screen is leaking.
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I have a samsung and am afraid I'm gonna break it every time i open it, just gonna snap it in half...but it's so purty
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Re: How come Siemens phones are indestructable?
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Then you drop a Nokia on the floor and not only breaks, but the explosion takes out half the room.

Winner of todays "Funniest Sentence" award.
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i've benn endurance testing my nokia for a while now, it hasn't broken yet
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there's nothing better than a hand full of siemen
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Unread 12 Jan 2003, 00:04   #13
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worst phones for braking are: eriksons, alkatel and sagem

my sagem is cracked and sometimes stalls and deletes messages

eriksons always ****ed up

alkatel just broke after about 10 months was ok til then tho
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Just dont try to unlock a siemens unless you want a nice plastic brick. Nokias are easeh tho! :)
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i broke my siemens... i walked into the sea with it in my pocket... and didnt realise till far far too late.
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i broke my siemens... i walked into the sea with it in my pocket... and didnt realise till far far too late.
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i broke my siemens... i walked into the sea with it in my pocket... and didnt realise till far far too late.
The sea's a bloody stupid place to be in the first place!
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my old nokia 5110 was extremely durable
Hell yes! I had a 5110 and fell in the canal (The kennet in Reading, well dingy) with it my pocket and it survived. Threw it around, ie. at a wall etc. cracked the top a bit but it still worked. INVINCIBLE. Plus it still works now, just took it out of my desk draw to see

As for my nokia 8310, simular story, i treat it like **** and its works fine, never a problem.

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depends what phone really.

the old Motorola ones that you can build houses with do not die. And if the 5110 is that one with the battery that falls off all the time, then that never breaks either.

Whereas the new ones are rubbish.

I had one of those flip phones and it snapped in half
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Come on then, come taste some Nottingham concrete.
If you want a REALLY GOOD look at it, just wonder round St Annes or The Meadows until you get gunned down in one of the nightly drivebys.

God I'm such good PR for that city.

Oh and you didn't explain the toilet one.
Or put it in Radford and paint it white.
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Re: How come Siemens phones are indestructable?
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Then yesterday yet another mate dropped hers down the toilet (while it was on) and it still works, despite the fact she turned it straight back on (it somehow turned off) without letting it dry out. (Incidentally, why is it always women who drop thier phones down toilets? What is it that they do that makes it happen?)
I did that with a Samsung A300. RIP
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i had a siemens that got wet and i have a nokia that fell on the ground, they both still worked
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Siemens are not indestructable

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