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13 Sep 2006, 15:08
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Answer me this :
Why are woman mad about shoes???
Why do MEN always buy the drinks??
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if you could of choosen to be male or female what one would you be and why?
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13 Sep 2006, 15:13
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Re: Answer me this :
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Originally Posted by DaffyDuck
Why do MEN always buy the drinks??
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They don't, you're just a date rapist.
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13 Sep 2006, 15:14
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Re: Answer me this :
Woman are mad about shoes as they need stupid amounts of accessories to make an outfit 'perfect'.
Men always buy the drinks because women have no money because they have bought lots of accessories.
I would stick to being a man because having periods and child birth seem very painful (or so we are led to believe).
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13 Sep 2006, 15:20
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Re: Answer me this :
Because we want to get them drunk so order doubles when they ask for singles.
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13 Sep 2006, 15:21
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Re: Answer me this :
I buy a lot of drinks anyways. Sometimes other people get them.
Usually I kill them.
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13 Sep 2006, 16:13
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Re: Answer me this :
I would be a woman, go slut around every weekend, never do anything in school and ofc I would never have kids
Later on I would date some uni student and never ever work in my life
I know how easy they are to get, you just need to shag them
Owyeah and I would proberbly buy loads of shoes from my friends money
And when someone asks ill complain about how much better it is to be a man because i have periods
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13 Sep 2006, 17:19
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Re: Answer me this :
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Because we want to get them drunk so order doubles when they ask for singles.
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exactly
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13 Sep 2006, 21:36
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Re: Answer me this :
Women aren't mad about shoes - they just think they should be because of television programmes like "Sex and the City". Before that programme i'd wager the number of "obsessives" was far lower.
Men always buy the drinks because most women are pseudo-prostitutes.
I'd rather be a man, women whine too much. I don't think i could put up with myself if i was a woman, and i'd have to end it.
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13 Sep 2006, 21:36
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Re: Answer me this :
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Originally Posted by DaffyDuck
Why are woman mad about shoes???
Why do MEN always buy the drinks??
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if you could of choosen to be male or female what one would you be and why?
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I'm not mad about shoes, although I quite like handbags. I am not very girly though - I tend to go for practical and clumpy shoes as opposed to pretty ones. I have never owned a pair of stilettoes and never intend to. In fact I think in my entire life I have owned one pair of shoes with any sort of heel, and they were incredibly uncomfy. I don't really 'get' the shoes thing.
Do men always buy the drinks? This is a new one on me. I have to admit I've had guys tell me to put my money away when I go to buy a round, and I tell them to get to **** I don't work like that. I actually couldn't sit in company and not buy my fair share of drinks, I would feel like a cheapskate. I have male friends who seem to avoid their round as often as possible, and it doesn't go unnoticed by anyone in our company. I would hate to be like that.
I am quite happy being female. I suppose if I was male than a lot of the things I do (or do not do) wouldn't seem so strange to people. But then I'd have to have a penis. And I wouldn't have boobs :( No. I'll stick to being a woman thanks.
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14 Sep 2006, 22:19
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Re: Answer me this :
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Originally posted by Yahwe
Female, the thought of being penetrated by a penis is such a turn on for me.
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19 Sep 2006, 22:11
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Re: Answer me this :
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Originally Posted by DaffyDuck
Why are woman mad about shoes???
Why do MEN always buy the drinks??
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if you could of choosen to be male or female what one would you be and why?
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I am female, i dont care about shoes, never let a guy pay my drinks, and the only reason why i would wanna be a male is to be able to pee while standing up.
In other words, I am very happy to be female and wouldnot choose to be male if i had the choice (i think)
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20 Sep 2006, 00:00
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Re: Answer me this :
i dont have a shoe fetish - i pay for my own drinks, i've never wished i was male unless you count the many times time i was in a town centre pub and in the queue to get in the ladies, when the guys were in and out without waiting :-(
and to be perfectly honest one new year i did actually use the gents, much to the shock of the bouncer walking in as i was walking out :-)
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20 Sep 2006, 00:14
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Re: Answer me this :
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Originally Posted by Mistwraith
i dont have a shoe fetish - i pay for my own drinks, i've never wished i was male unless you count the many times time i was in a town centre pub and in the queue to get in the ladies, when the guys were in and out without waiting :-(
and to be perfectly honest one new year i did actually use the gents, much to the shock of the bouncer walking in as i was walking out :-)
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Which pub? I need to know where to avoid
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20 Sep 2006, 00:56
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Re: Answer me this :
The ship :P
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20 Sep 2006, 07:50
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Re: Answer me this :
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Originally Posted by DaffyDuck
Why are woman mad about shoes????
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Because they are just so cute!!
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Originally Posted by DaffyDuck
Why do MEN always buy the drinks???
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Because men are stupid enough to buy them.
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Originally Posted by DaffyDuck
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if you could of choosen to be male or female what one would you be and why?
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I would be a totally hot, totally narcissistic female and totally get my way all the time.
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