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1 Jul 2006, 03:13
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so f*cking zen
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E/n
I'm so angry i could throw up.
Right so i'm out and about, you know just cycling about and that. Seeing what there is to be seen when OUT OF NOWHERE this bunch of ****s are all in my face LOOKING AT ME. I mean i couldn't believe it so i asked them "Oi ****s you looking at me" and i didn't like how long it was taking them to answer, i mean they were TOTALLY disrespecting me so i got off my bike and i went over and BAM i hit the second most faggy looking one of them. I caught that ****er a peach. I totally floored the ****er (that's how i knew he was gay ... the ****er dropped from just one hit). But then i realised i was late for my dinner so i ran off home.
Get this though, i forgot my bike and when i went back to get it it was gone. I should have punched the lot of them theiving bastards that they are.
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1 Jul 2006, 03:18
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Bona Fide Jesus Freak
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Re: E/n
And my wife says that I have anger issues.
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god is bollox, mkay and you are not discussing it
You're not the voice of Christianity di**head.
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1 Jul 2006, 03:23
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so f*cking zen
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Re: E/n
Travler you should shut up unless you want your ass handed to you because i'm rready for a hardcore ****ing onotlogival mother****ing debate.
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1 Jul 2006, 03:25
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: E/n
You watch too many movies.
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1 Jul 2006, 10:14
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Re: E/n
delete drunk
ban poster
penetrate orange
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1 Jul 2006, 10:16
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Retired
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: E/n
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
Travler you should shut up unless you want your ass handed to you because i'm rready for a hardcore ****ing onotlogival mother****ing debate.
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You need a hug don't you.
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1 Jul 2006, 10:22
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nomen est omen
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Re: E/n
Quote:
Originally Posted by JBOY
You need a hug don't you.
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Go and get laid.....
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1 Jul 2006, 10:51
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Gone
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Re: E/n
Glaswegians are so friendly and law-abiding.
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1 Jul 2006, 11:11
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Clerk
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Re: E/n
Even before I checked IRC I presumed this is one of those satire threads where people mirror someone elses actions from the antagonists POV. And I was right!
Since the original post mentioned faggy looking victims, I should have known horn was involved.
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1 Jul 2006, 11:48
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The brother of Spammer
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Paisley - Scotland
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Re: E/n
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
I'm so angry i could throw up.
Right so i'm out and about, you know just cycling about and that. Seeing what there is to be seen when OUT OF NOWHERE this bunch of ****s are all in my face LOOKING AT ME. I mean i couldn't believe it so i asked them "Oi ****s you looking at me" and i didn't like how long it was taking them to answer, i mean they were TOTALLY disrespecting me so i got off my bike and i went over and BAM i hit the second most faggy looking one of them. I caught that ****er a peach. I totally floored the ****er (that's how i knew he was gay ... the ****er dropped from just one hit). But then i realised i was late for my dinner so i ran off home.
Get this though, i forgot my bike and when i went back to get it it was gone. I should have punched the lot of them theiving bastards that they are.
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Doing your bit for the community... Nicely done
Edit - Shame about the bike
Last edited by Paisley; 1 Jul 2006 at 11:57.
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1 Jul 2006, 12:04
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Anal Crumb
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Liverpool
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Re: E/n
when did this forum get so thick?
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1 Jul 2006, 12:47
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Henry Kelly
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Re: E/n
Who the **** are you
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1 Jul 2006, 13:00
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Anal Crumb
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Re: E/n
Im just a poor little puppy who got lost along the way.
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1 Jul 2006, 13:03
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Henry Kelly
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Re: E/n
(Welcome back, lover)
I'm also horrifically hung over so it took me a good five minutes and some time-line diagrams to figure out the exact sequence of events Dace endured. I'm getting shit in my old age =(((
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1 Jul 2006, 13:04
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Anal Crumb
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Re: E/n
I never went anywhere? I watch. I always watch.
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