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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 12:45   #1
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A fragment from the great job I have
Woman calls me saying a bit annoyed that she's fed up with our letters demanding her to pay and such and this time we started to get the money from her income. She sounded pissed but in a reasonable way so I was open for her complaints.

Client: Hi can I speak to Mr X please.
Me: One moment please I'll put you through. Oh, his phone is busy now, maybe I can help you?
Client: Well, I am getting really really fed up of your companies actions to rip off money from me.
Me: Ah can I get your registrationnumber so I can see what is going on.
It seems you didn't pay the entire amounts of the taxbills for about 6 years in a row. That's why we are going to get it through your salary. We have sent you several reminders about this.
Client: BUT THATS OUTRAGIOUS, I HAVE ALREADY PAYED FOR THIS LONG TIME AGO!
Me: I see you payed most of the amounts on each year but every time you didn't pay the costs of the taxcollector we have to send to you each year to make you pay.
Client: I ALWAYS PAY AT THE END OF THE YEAR, IN A SUPERMARKET YOU DON'T PAY 6 MONTHS IN ADVANTAGE NEITHER DO YOU?
Me: I can somehow understand your point of view but the law simply tells that you have to pay this before the end of may of the year and we are only following the law.
Client: THAT IS NOT THE LAW! END OF DISCUSSION, I DON'T WANT A DISCUSSION ABOUT THAT, I KNOW FOR SURE THE LAW DOESNT SAY THAT! POINT!
Me: eh, well i could send you the articles describing those laws if you like.
Client: YOUR ORGANISATION IS A BUNCH OF THIEVING BASTARDS, I TELL YOU ITS NOT IN THE LAW, AAAAARGH GURGLE GURGLE I AM FED UP OF YOU GAMES!!
me: aaahahahahahaaaaaahahaaa goodday madam. *click*


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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 12:47   #2
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Re: A fragment from the great job I have
Maybe she's Judge Dredd.

"I am above the law! I am the law!" etc...
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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 12:49   #3
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I've always been fascinated by those that wanted to work, etc.
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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 12:52   #4
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Re: A fragment from the great job I have
I have to pay bills and stuff you know
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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 12:54   #5
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I have to pay bills and stuff you know
I eat pasties to stay alive.
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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 13:51   #6
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Re: A fragment from the great job I have
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Me: One moment please I'll put you through. Oh, his phone is busy now, maybe I can help you?
do you have a set of cue cards with lines like that ?
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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 14:00   #7
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Re: A fragment from the great job I have
General public = wankers.

As soon as you get a customer facing job you realise this.
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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 14:01   #8
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Re: A fragment from the great job I have
Providers = greater wankers
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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 14:23   #9
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Re: A fragment from the great job I have
Je werkt voor de belastingdienst?
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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 14:27   #10
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Re: A fragment from the great job I have
nope, for a waterboard on a taxadministration department


almost as satisfying though
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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 16:23   #11
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Re: A fragment from the great job I have
we're all wankers, and thats the last word on the subject.
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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 20:34   #12
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Re: A fragment from the great job I have
That is nothing compared to someone I'm dealing with at the moment at work.

He sends about 5 (long) e-mails every single day. Some range from 3-4 paragraphs to one which was a 34 page description of a meeting.

Every single one of them is filled with military type metaphors (the battle for justice is just beginning, and righteous people will prevail) and really dull diatrbies. Imagine reading my posts, ALL DAY.

An extract : "We now require an Independently lead hearing into this matter as a matter of urgency to counter the lack of your companies urgency to date".

And he's CC's every e-mail to approximately 50 people each time (most of whom have nothing to do with his complaint).
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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 20:46   #13
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