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18 Oct 2003, 01:05
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Henry Kelly
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Sadistic thoughts
Everyone has evil thoughts now and then.
I just imagined epoxy-ing 'some annoying kid' to the road and running him over with a steam roller until the screaming stopped.
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Anyone else want to share?
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18 Oct 2003, 01:08
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Registered User
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
I imagined I was helping to further the plight of the chickens under KFC care when I went out and got some chicken today when Pam told me not to.
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18 Oct 2003, 01:09
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
There's a charcter limit on this thing isn't there?!
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18 Oct 2003, 01:42
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
[01:38:54] <Pablissimo> such as perhaps a cat attached to a catherine wheel
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18 Oct 2003, 09:22
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Banned
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
It wouldn't really take long to kill someone with a steam roller, now a milk float, that would prolong the suffering.
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18 Oct 2003, 12:32
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Good Son
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
Don't you just hate kids who scream in public transports?
OR
Don't you just hate "Finnish" people who speak Swedish to each other in public?
There's a need for a sawed-off shotgun and some dragon rounds.
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18 Oct 2003, 12:43
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Banned
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tietäjä
There's a need for a sawed-off shotgun and some dragon rounds.
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18 Oct 2003, 12:45
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Good Son
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
Apologies for my shite English.
It IS my THIRD language, so please try bear with me.
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"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
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18 Oct 2003, 12:46
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
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Originally Posted by Tietäjä
Don't you just hate "Finnish" people who speak Swedish to each other in public?
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Is Swedish like a cool and trendy language in Finland or something?
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18 Oct 2003, 12:50
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Good Son
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
No.
It's the second official language. And the bloody f*cking Finnoswedes (5% of the population) are having severe mental trouble with the fact that nobody else but them wants to hold Swedish in it's current position (obligatory Swedish lessons starting in elementary school).
For some strange reason, they haven't yet managed to riddance it (politicians) even if the current Department of Education (did it go correctly?) has been trying to force a new law on it through. Apparently there are still plenty of brainless conservatives in the government. And of course, the Swedish Folk Party. Or whatever they call it.
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"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
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18 Oct 2003, 12:50
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And you expected Kittens?
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
Chinese Water Torture
but with boiling hot lead....
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18 Oct 2003, 13:17
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First Disciple of Aldur
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
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Originally Posted by pablissimo
Anyone else want to share?
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I always enjoy imagining eviscerating someone who's annoyed me onto a thorn bush, and then watching while seagulls eat their guts, while they are still alive.
Also, stabbing someone in the base of the neck, angling slightly upwards into the brain - immediate death, little to no blood, another bonus being that it would be extremely hard to narrow down what the weapon was.
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18 Oct 2003, 13:23
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
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Originally Posted by Belgarath The Sorcerer
I always enjoy imagining eviscerating someone who's annoyed me onto a thorn bush, and then watching while seagulls eat their guts, while they are still alive.
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How Promethian.
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18 Oct 2003, 13:28
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IRC Lackey
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
Hmmm... not really allowed myself to consider how nasty I could be, but it would probably involve a certain person, his genitals and a waffle-iron.
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18 Oct 2003, 14:21
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Condemned to RP
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
Stripping naked, beating the stupid out of someone and then drinking their blood from their neck.
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18 Oct 2003, 14:27
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IRC Lackey
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
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Originally Posted by ParraCida
Stripping naked, beating the stupid out of someone and then drinking their blood from their neck.
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You scare me sometimes, Parra...
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18 Oct 2003, 14:30
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Condemned to RP
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
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Originally Posted by Mushroom
You scare me sometimes, Parra...
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Only sometimes?
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18 Oct 2003, 14:32
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Banned
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
sometimes I like to* touch children.
*pretend I like to...
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18 Oct 2003, 16:21
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And you expected Kittens?
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
Siiiiiickk fuuuuuuckkerrrrr
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18 Oct 2003, 16:51
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Banned
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
I said pretend!
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18 Oct 2003, 23:15
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Twisted
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
I've always wanted to cut someones breasts off, and then frame them and hang them in my living room.
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18 Oct 2003, 23:42
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
If you mounted Pam Anderson's boobs you would need some mighty big nails.
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19 Oct 2003, 00:12
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cynic
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Re: Sadistic thoughts
me, a few dickheads i know, my housemates trusty base ball bat or my hockey stick
failing that, my bare ****ing fists would do to beat the little ****ers to death
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