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Unread 18 Oct 2003, 01:05   #1
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Sadistic thoughts

Everyone has evil thoughts now and then.

I just imagined epoxy-ing 'some annoying kid' to the road and running him over with a steam roller until the screaming stopped.

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Re: Sadistic thoughts

I imagined I was helping to further the plight of the chickens under KFC care when I went out and got some chicken today when Pam told me not to.
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Unread 18 Oct 2003, 01:09   #3
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There's a charcter limit on this thing isn't there?!
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[01:38:54] <Pablissimo> such as perhaps a cat attached to a catherine wheel

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Re: Sadistic thoughts

It wouldn't really take long to kill someone with a steam roller, now a milk float, that would prolong the suffering.
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Unread 18 Oct 2003, 12:32   #6
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Re: Sadistic thoughts

Don't you just hate kids who scream in public transports?

OR

Don't you just hate "Finnish" people who speak Swedish to each other in public?

There's a need for a sawed-off shotgun and some dragon rounds.
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Re: Sadistic thoughts

Apologies for my shite English.

It IS my THIRD language, so please try bear with me.
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Don't you just hate "Finnish" people who speak Swedish to each other in public?
Is Swedish like a cool and trendy language in Finland or something?
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Re: Sadistic thoughts

No.

It's the second official language. And the bloody f*cking Finnoswedes (5% of the population) are having severe mental trouble with the fact that nobody else but them wants to hold Swedish in it's current position (obligatory Swedish lessons starting in elementary school).

For some strange reason, they haven't yet managed to riddance it (politicians) even if the current Department of Education (did it go correctly?) has been trying to force a new law on it through. Apparently there are still plenty of brainless conservatives in the government. And of course, the Swedish Folk Party. Or whatever they call it.
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Re: Sadistic thoughts

Chinese Water Torture

but with boiling hot lead....
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I always enjoy imagining eviscerating someone who's annoyed me onto a thorn bush, and then watching while seagulls eat their guts, while they are still alive.

Also, stabbing someone in the base of the neck, angling slightly upwards into the brain - immediate death, little to no blood, another bonus being that it would be extremely hard to narrow down what the weapon was.
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I always enjoy imagining eviscerating someone who's annoyed me onto a thorn bush, and then watching while seagulls eat their guts, while they are still alive.
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Hmmm... not really allowed myself to consider how nasty I could be, but it would probably involve a certain person, his genitals and a waffle-iron.
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Stripping naked, beating the stupid out of someone and then drinking their blood from their neck.
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sometimes I like to* touch children.



















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Siiiiiickk fuuuuuuckkerrrrr
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I've always wanted to cut someones breasts off, and then frame them and hang them in my living room.
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If you mounted Pam Anderson's boobs you would need some mighty big nails.
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me, a few dickheads i know, my housemates trusty base ball bat or my hockey stick
failing that, my bare ****ing fists would do to beat the little ****ers to death
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