You should print up some fake stickers and see if anyone notices:
-May cause fever, delirium, or spontaneous combustion.
-Can lead to the growth of extra appendages.
-Common side-effects include dry mouth, diarrhea, insomnia, fever, rashes, cancerous tumors, horribly disfiguring scars, and headache.
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