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Unread 9 Jul 2003, 15:12   #1
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I Just Discovered That I Have Awesome Superpowers
It's quite a revelation.

But it brings with it so many questions. Should I use my powers for good...or evil? Superhero, or supervillain. It's very much Hamlet's "to be or not to be" at this junction.

I suppose at this point you are wondering what these new-found superpowers happen to be. It is simply this: I can jog twice as fast as any man alive. Or woman.

Either way I go (good or evil), I'm going to need a name. I was thinking "the Jogger" but for one thing here in Pittsburgh jagging means masturbating, and anyway "Jogger" sounds a lot like "Joker", which is taken. So I'm open to ideas.
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Unread 9 Jul 2003, 15:13   #2
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I have discovered that I can seduce anyone just by looking at them. How much does that rock?
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I have discovered that I can seduce anyone just by looking at them. How much does that rock?
Even women?

That is pretty cool tho

I couldn't seduce a drunken slut at a frat party.

But I can usually drug em, and it's all pretty much the same.
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I have discovered that I can seduce anyone just by looking at them. How much does that rock?
Not much, as you're surrounded by physicists and organ scholars.

Mathematicians however are great.
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Wish i had that one. :/
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Re: I Just Discovered That I Have Awesome Superpowers
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Should I use my powers for good...or evil?

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...Pittsburgh...
Couldn't you use your powers to fight the various things that eat Pittsburgh such as zombies?
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Unread 9 Jul 2003, 15:19   #7
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Re: Re: I Just Discovered That I Have Awesome Superpowers
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Couldn't you use your powers to fight the various things that eat Pittsburgh such as zombies?
Yes...I could easily jog circles around those zombies.

Unfortunately, from my knowledge of D&D zombies are tireless, and my double-pace jogging ability only lasts for short periods of time (~30 s - 1 min).
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call yourself The Running Man, or The Marathon Man.
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You could jog over a swarm of killer ants
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I have discovered that I can seduce anyone just by looking at them. How much does that rock?
and you seduce Nod.
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You could jog over a swarm of killer ants
would that be a swarm of killer ants, or a killer swarm of ants?
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and you seduce Nod.
I seduced nod
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would that be a swarm of killer ants, or a killer swarm of ants?
I don't really see the point of the question
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call yourself The Running Man, or The Marathon Man.
Good thoughts...however, "the Running Man" would be rather misleading as I don't run, I double-pace jog. There's plenty of people that can run faster than my double-pace jogging speed. And I think it's copyrighted With "the Marathon Man", my powers would be unable to help significantly with a marathon because they only last for a short period of time. But it's still the best idea so far.

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You could jog over a swarm of killer ants
Yes! Excellent! And then I could use my weather-control powers to blow the ones that don't get jogged to death into the sea!
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and my double-pace jogging ability only lasts for short periods of time (~30 s - 1 min).
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he said it was a super power, dear. That would be a distinct embarrassment.
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I don't really see the point of the question
I am just wondering if each ant is a killer ant, or is the ants are only killers because they are in a swarm (in which case each ant would merely be a mildly annoying ant)
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