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25 Nov 2004, 21:25
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A Manson's Tale.
Ho ho ho.
The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze.
Last night I was on teh duty. 12 O'Clock, and all's well. Nothing will happen tonight, I thought.
I was woke up at 2.30 by security, as there had been a fire alarm activation. I am not terribly pleased by this, as I have a placement in the morning and I need to get up at 6.30 to make it there.
Me and security investigate this. It's malicious, as about 90% of activations are. We disperse, and I return to my bed to dream pleasant dreams.
I am woke up about 10 mins later by a banging on my flat door. A fat girl who I vaugely recognise and a boy who I don't say they need to speak to me. Apparently they know who set off the alarm.
What happened was this; a gang of drunkards came knocking at their door, and forced their way in, explicitly stating they lived in that flat last year. They then proceed to assault people, smash some things up (Total cost: £190.), intimidate some other people, generally make complete arses of themselves, and then leave, to set off the alarm.
Now. What's so foolish about this, you may ask.
Weeeell, we still have their entire details on file in the office, such as names addresses, etc, including photos of them. This is then subsequently used by us to identify them, and they now have the university and the police pursuing them for various reasons which could end up with them spending some time at her Maj's pleasure.
So I may have been woken for no good reason, but at least I get the immense satisfaction that only smugness can bring.
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25 Nov 2004, 21:30
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It was a Stupid Dream
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
You tha man dawg
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25 Nov 2004, 21:33
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
Students are 99% wanker. End Of Debate!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 Nov 2004, 21:35
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Students are 99% wanker. End Of Debate!
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1% kura's target audience, am I right?
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25 Nov 2004, 22:00
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
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Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
1% kura's target audience, am I right?
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Im more than capable of coming down to a wankers level to increase my audience share.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 Nov 2004, 22:04
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Students are 99% wanker. End Of Debate!
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The problem isn't students, it's British students.
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25 Nov 2004, 22:05
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Henry Kelly
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
I'm hard right now, I'll tell you that.
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You're now playing ketchup
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25 Nov 2004, 22:05
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Godfather
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
im a british student......ive never been bad
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It's not personal, it's just business.
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25 Nov 2004, 22:08
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
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Originally Posted by pablissimo
I'm hard right now, I'll tell you that.
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May I ask why you are hard?
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25 Nov 2004, 22:10
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Henry Kelly
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
Not totally certain. Could be the machismo, could be the porn. Either way I felt it best people were kept apprised.
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25 Nov 2004, 22:12
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
We are always interested in the status of your penis, Pab.
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25 Nov 2004, 22:13
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Henry Kelly
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
Someone should be.
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25 Nov 2004, 22:16
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
im a british student......ive never been bad
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Didn't you try to seduce Kane?
That could be considered to be 'bad' by some people.
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26 Nov 2004, 08:30
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
is manson a security guard or something?
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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26 Nov 2004, 11:46
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Bored
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
i'm guessing he's a tutor in a university halls of residence or something
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26 Nov 2004, 18:08
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
I run this hall on night times and weekends occasionally.
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26 Nov 2004, 18:22
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
I never got do anything cool like that when I was a warden.
And yeah I agree. It is mainly British students. Sports students are the worst. Business types arent much better.
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27 Nov 2004, 00:12
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The Arson Specialist
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
Manson just couldnt help being in charge.
He's a moderator on a forum and he runs the halls on night times and weekends.
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i like infernos avatar
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Please dont laugh at me. I'm not trying to be funny.
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27 Nov 2004, 00:14
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wild one
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
Manson just couldnt help being in charge.
He's a moderator on a forum and he runs the halls on night times and weekends.
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Inferno just couldn't help being shit.
He's shit on a forum and he's shit on a night time and weekend.
I'd approximate from evidence gathered that he's likely quite shit during the day too.
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27 Nov 2004, 00:34
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The Arson Specialist
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
I find that your avatar is weird yet interesting skiddy. What is it exactly?
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Quote:
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i like infernos avatar
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Please dont laugh at me. I'm not trying to be funny.
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27 Nov 2004, 00:50
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Re: A Manson's Tale.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
Manson just couldnt help being in charge.
He's a moderator on a forum and he runs the halls on night times and weekends.
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When I was first going out with my wife her ex was a head tutor at the student village.
I didn't get as much shit as I thought I would have
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