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29 May 2003, 06:52
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Happy
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Location: Canada eh
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here's a joke for ya...
A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face she sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open, then she said to those around her "Boy is she gonna get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked aroundn ervously, and said "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said "Very good Billy." then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say;
1. you have a dirty little mind.
2. You didn't read your homework, and,
3. One day you are going to be very, very disappointed.
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29 May 2003, 07:29
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its not funny Dani
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29 May 2003, 08:44
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dreadnought!
its not funny Dani
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maybe its a joke only canadians find funny?
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29 May 2003, 08:53
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I've never understood the whole anti-canadian vibe u get off americans.
I know u stereotype them but I'm not sure what this stereotype is, pls explain.
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29 May 2003, 08:55
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Quote:
Originally posted by DrNick
I've never understood the whole anti-canadian vibe u get off americans.
I know u stereotype them but I'm not sure what this stereotype is, pls explain.
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29 May 2003, 09:00
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Land Based Biped
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dreadnought!
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How enlightening but could you expand on that?
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29 May 2003, 09:16
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29 May 2003, 14:59
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Happy
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maybe it's a joke only GIRLS understand :\
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29 May 2003, 16:03
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
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Oh, I understood it...
.....ages ago
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<CmdrCyrax> I'm sure GDers are bastions of the civilized world.
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29 May 2003, 16:55
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Well I thought it was funny.
So there.
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29 May 2003, 16:59
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by ELeeming
Well I thought it was funny.
So there.
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Me too.
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29 May 2003, 18:27
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Join Date: May 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
maybe it's a joke only GIRLS understand :\
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prolly because most men would like to believe it grows by ten times when stimulated :/
and you know it just doesn't happen
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29 May 2003, 19:25
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
Me too.
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I am soooooooooo glad you added that
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29 May 2003, 19:31
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
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<CmdrCyrax> I'm sure GDers are bastions of the civilized world.
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29 May 2003, 19:33
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Quote:
Originally posted by ELeeming
I am soooooooooo glad you added that
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Everything for you, sugarlips!
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29 May 2003, 19:49
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Cultured
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
Everything for you, sugarlips!
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29 May 2003, 21:36
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Happy
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oh dear
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29 May 2003, 21:39
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I understand, but hardly funny. It has a poor delievery of climax and punchline.
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29 May 2003, 21:42
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It was funnier the first time I heard it.
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29 May 2003, 23:36
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Canadian to the Core
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dreadnought!
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Die you smelly man you
Canada > *
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30 May 2003, 01:16
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it was ok, but nothing worth posting a reply in this thread.
oh
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