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Unread 11 May 2003, 11:18   #1
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Question Drinking trophies

What is your best ever drinking trophie?

I think the best one i've ever heard of is a big blue motorway sign.




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Unread 11 May 2003, 11:23   #3
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waking up with my hair in braids count?
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We tried a barber's shop pole a while back, but those things are really, really hard to get off.
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Unread 11 May 2003, 12:59   #7
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i got a toilets sign from one of those hip cool 'its a scream' bars.

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a three and a half foot garden gnome i stole from round the corner and hid under my bed (for some reason) my mum found it a few months ago (it had been under there for about 18 months) and now its in our front garden.

i look forward to the day that the original owners walk past the house
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had a small barstool, but we cable tied it to the climbing frame in the kiddies park

besides that, various roadsigns and such
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St Patricks Night was a good one. They put plastic banners onto Lamposts all around town guiding you to one of three pubs. We went out and collected 27 of them in 1 hour. A pair of wire cutters and some swift feet.

Yeh , we got caught on CCTV , but they never did anything about it.

Oh , and we got 6 Road Cones that night, which we each wore around the house for the next few days. Twas excellent.
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they were drinking, what was your excuse kura?
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I've thought hard about this and I don't think I've ever been mischievious enough to rip-off a bit of public property, the only thing I can think of is I now have thicker eyebrows.

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Im a hoarder of freebies. Besides , what would they have done with them , kept them another year? ... heck , it was only for a Guinness promotion.

Im reliably informed my mate still has a few , and sells them on Ebay once in a while.
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The back seat of a bus. The bus driver didn't notice. Or maybe he did, just had better sense than to mess with a couple of numpties stealing his seats.

Or maybe a wheelbarrow from a building site.

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Two scuba tanks, a bus stop pole, the pane of glass off a bus-stop (we still don't know how we managed that one), a unicycle and the front bit on a fork-lift truck.
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Unread 12 May 2003, 15:19   #23
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I have terrible images of a horde of drunken Irishmen raiding a circus flashing through my mind.


That is a ****ing ace idea.
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I have no Desire to go to Danzig, just like I have no desire to go to Milton Keynes, Wolviston, or Seaton Carew.
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I have no Desire to go to Danzig, just like I have no desire to go to Milton Keynes, Wolviston, or Seaton Carew.


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Has anyone been caught in the process of grabbing their trophy?

The other night i was chased down the road by the owner of the local pub while i ran off with an 8ft umbrella (one of those ones that go up in the summer in beer gardens) that had been stored away inside the pub.
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We nearly got caught for nicking 5 chalkboards which were shaped like bottles outside Unwins (UK) once, because 3 days later, some bugger had the same idea and nicked the fresh load that had come in.

The reason we nearly got caught is 'cos the rozzers knocked on the door. They were interested in what had transpired the second time, not the first.

We had at least one of them in quite plain view in the lounge. How we got away with it I'll never know. The next day a third set were bought and chained to each other and to the wall heh.
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i got a toilets sign from one of those hip cool 'its a scream' bars.

that is all
My mates have a **** load of scream stuff. They were due us (EUMSC) money, so we raided their pub one night. We don't go there any more.

Also, the children on board sign off the back of a school bus, assorted cones, signs etc. and a massive big banner saying "Welcome to Edinburgh" which was nicked during last year's tatto.

I know of a group of people (acquaintences, not friends) who knicked a JCB in Glasgow.
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I was barred from a pub outside basingstoke (forget the name) for trying to ride their replica penny farthing out of the door.

They were probably quite just in their actions, but I now desperately want a penny farthing.
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ofcourse various traffic signs (steeksleutel 13 ahoy) a flashlight that warns traffic, a spoiler of a bmw m series, various 'special' shaped glasses of various beer brands.
Not really 'best' of things tho. Oh and I am notorious for pickpocketing the females of the company I go out with, usually their ID's or sigarettes.
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3 trolleys and 2 large pieces of wood which were conveniently located outside of the house next to mine at uni, traffic cones \o/ who doesn't have them though? the menu that they stand outside of restaurants on those chalk boards - indian bloke chased us down the street for that!
My favourite one though is those plastic guinness glasses that pubs sometimes have on the guinness pumps. Leant on it and it just came unstuck so i put it down my trousers Seemed a good idea at the time and the girls were certainly impressed by it
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i have too much of a guilty conscience. which is prolly a good thing.. but damn ti wrecks some of the fun.
i look guilty just by thinking about stealing stuff.

though one time we were coming out of ikea and we took a pylon. we left it at the backdoor of my exbf's appartment.. and last time i was there it was still there.
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