|
8 Feb 2003, 20:10
|
#1
|
Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
|
Birthday Surprises
I'm in need of some ideas for a surprise for a female flatmate whose birthday it is in exactly one month's time.
So, I've 28 days to come up with something. I'm not overly imaginative though, so I ask of you 'What's the best/funniest/most unexpected birthday surprise you've ever had'?
Failing that, gimme some ideas that'll fit on a student budget.
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 20:13
|
#2
|
Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
|
Jump from behind her couch naked when she gets home. Should be surprising enough.
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 20:15
|
#3
|
Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
Jump from behind her couch naked when she gets home. Should be surprising enough.
|
I don't think her boyfriend (other flatmate) would be overly impressed at that idea.
Well he might. But we wouldn't.
See?
I was thinking 'How much is it to hire an elephant'?
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 20:16
|
#4
|
☆ ♥
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 3,489
|
when she gets home, stick a dildo or vibrator in her mouth or down her trousers/skirt/underwear
__________________
R3: LegioN (came #32) || R4: BlueTuba
R5: WolfPack Order || R6: Wolfpack
R7: Fury
----------retired-------
R52-R55: Apprime
R56-R57: FaceLess
R58-60: Apprime/Ultores
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 20:31
|
#5
|
Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Androme2
when she gets home, stick a dildo or vibrator in her mouth or down her trousers/skirt/underwear
|
I should have known better than expecting sensible responses, shouldn't I?
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 20:42
|
#6
|
Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
|
probably
How about arranging a themed party for her?
It doesnt matter what the theme is, but the sheer fact that you and loads of mates will all be in silly dressware will make the whole thing look spectacular, and you look ace.
(im serious btw)
__________________
Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 20:43
|
#7
|
Cultured
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ESS The Darker The Night The Brighter The Star
Posts: 637
|
Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
I should have known better than expecting sensible responses, shouldn't I?
|
This is GD ffs!
And how did you get a mixed sex flat in first year?
Anyway, what kind of things is she into?
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 20:45
|
#8
|
Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
|
Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
I should have known better than expecting sensible responses, shouldn't I?
|
Probably.
However, it might be a good idea to confer with her boyfriend and the other flatmates. Her boyfriend ought to know what she likes and what she doesn't, and perhaps you can all do something together.
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 20:45
|
#9
|
Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
Probably.
However, it might be a good idea to confer with her boyfriend and the other flatmates. Her boyfriend ought to know what she likes and what she doesn't, and perhaps you can all do something together.
|
That's the plan.
But we're both stuck for ideas.
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 20:47
|
#10
|
The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
|
Give her a copy of the Feynman Lectures; they're a girls best friend*!
*Except Jenny. She doesn't like them. But she's mad.
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 20:52
|
#11
|
Cultured
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ESS The Darker The Night The Brighter The Star
Posts: 637
|
Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
That's the plan.
But we're both stuck for ideas.
|
I say again my last, What kind of things is she into.
Oh, and comedy PA R9 account option.
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 20:54
|
#12
|
Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
|
I've no idea, she's a Disney-loving-type-person.
That's about it.
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 20:56
|
#13
|
Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
|
Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
That's the plan.
But we're both stuck for ideas.
|
Just invite her friends over for a surprise party then. Fairly standard, but she'll appreciate the thought etc.
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 20:59
|
#14
|
Cultured
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ESS The Darker The Night The Brighter The Star
Posts: 637
|
Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
I've no idea, she's a Disney-loving-type-person.
That's about it.
|
For 5 notes you could buy her a membership of EU Motor Sports Club, it might not do her much good but we need the money.
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 21:06
|
#15
|
Cultured
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ESS The Darker The Night The Brighter The Star
Posts: 637
|
And happy birthday to yourself, pab, before I forget.
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 21:27
|
#16
|
Good Son
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 3,991
|
Quote:
Originally posted by ELeeming
For 5 notes you could buy her a membership of EU Motor Sports Club, it might not do her much good but we need the money.
|
The best idea so far?
__________________
"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 21:44
|
#17
|
Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
|
Hire Bobby Davro
__________________
[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 21:48
|
#18
|
Good Son
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 3,991
|
Sorry to ask Pyro, but who is Bobby Davro?
I'm all out on these English Celebs.
Pete Townsend, Bobby Davro...
__________________
"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 21:50
|
#19
|
Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
|
__________________
[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 21:51
|
#20
|
Twang Twang
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Where I live
Posts: 837
|
__________________
"I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard"
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 21:56
|
#21
|
Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
|
"In his rare moments away from the world of show business"
roflmao
__________________
"You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 22:20
|
#22
|
Anal Crumb
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Liverpool
Posts: 1,126
|
im suprised no one has said this so far.
Suprise sex!
(with the elephant)
__________________
(MarilynManson) Im from Scotland
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 23:11
|
#23
|
☆ ♥
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 3,489
|
my (evil) dildo idea seems to be good
__________________
R3: LegioN (came #32) || R4: BlueTuba
R5: WolfPack Order || R6: Wolfpack
R7: Fury
----------retired-------
R52-R55: Apprime
R56-R57: FaceLess
R58-60: Apprime/Ultores
|
|
|
8 Feb 2003, 23:20
|
#24
|
Doh!
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit
Posts: 1,720
|
Serious suggestion.
Buy her lots of small prezzies, Chocolates etc......... wrap them up and hide them all over the house and garden (if you have one?) give her a cryptic map of the hiding places and watch her search the house.
It will be great fun, and give her a lot of entertainment.
But try if possible to make the final present something romantic/personal from her BF (and not a packet of condoms)
|
|
|
9 Feb 2003, 12:36
|
#25
|
Cultured
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ESS The Darker The Night The Brighter The Star
Posts: 637
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Judge
Serious suggestion.
Buy her lots of small prezzies, Chocolates etc......... wrap them up and hide them all over the house and garden (if you have one?) give her a cryptic map of the hiding places and watch her search the house.
It will be great fun, and give her a lot of entertainment.
But try if possible to make the final present something romantic/personal from her BF (and not a packet of condoms)
|
Harken unto the voice of experience.
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 21:37.
| |