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27 Apr 2003, 22:42
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a new low in getting high
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Whats the worst film you've ever seen?
The worst I've seen is either Pearl Harbour or Windtalkers. Pearl Habour because it went on forever, was poorly acted and full of ****e characters. Windtalkers because of unrealism alone, 20 Japs fire 10000000s bullets at a lone American, all miss, American fires one shot, all Japs go down.
Whats the worst film you've seen?
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27 Apr 2003, 22:44
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Ghost World - what the hell was that film about? Steve Buscemi was the only reason I didn't walk out halfway through...
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27 Apr 2003, 22:47
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AI was pretty unfulfilling.
Though actual worst movies are probably some B-movies that I've forgotten the titles of. Although at a local event I've also seen pieces of the worst movies ever made, which are pretty crap indeed.
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27 Apr 2003, 22:48
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Quote:
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Ghost World - what the hell was that film about? Steve Buscemi was the only reason I didn't walk out halfway through...
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If you read the comic, it makes a bit more sense.
I enjoyed the film but I had enjoyed the comic book and plus I think I was in love with Scarlett Johansson at the time.
p.s. the comic is better, although in a "Daria" sense.
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27 Apr 2003, 22:49
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Weve done this thread a million times before, however i will reiterate.
Steven Seagal - The Patriot
90 minutes of my life ill never get back.
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27 Apr 2003, 22:51
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Oh and my nomination is probably Episode 1. Thanks Mr Lucas!
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27 Apr 2003, 22:52
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Look! He's Dancing!
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"Sam gets her girl"
utter piss, no close-ups or any muff shots
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27 Apr 2003, 22:58
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Weve done this thread a million times before, however i will reiterate.
Steven Seagal - The Patriot
90 minutes of my life ill never get back.
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Wasn't that Mel Gibson?
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27 Apr 2003, 22:59
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Quote:
Originally posted by KaneED
Wasn't that Mel Gibson?
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Go
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27 Apr 2003, 23:07
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Has Soup On His Head
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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27 Apr 2003, 23:08
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"Plot Outline: A respected doctor must race against time to find a cure for a lethal virus, unleashed by a military dictator."
How can it be bad?
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27 Apr 2003, 23:10
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in terms of complete and utter dissapointment, the matrix.
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27 Apr 2003, 23:14
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Weve done this thread a million times before, however i will reiterate.
Steven Seagal - The Patriot
90 minutes of my life ill never get back.
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heh, same here. i asked for The Patriot with mel gibson and got that instead. they're both **** but the SS one just took the biscuit. mainly becuase of that whole flower petal thing at the end, how appalling. and i thought Outbreak was *bad*
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27 Apr 2003, 23:14
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fascinated by bridges!
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The Fly 2.
It was pretty bad.
Yet the confusing thing is that 'bad' often equals entertaining, so it's not really bad after all.
Following that line a bad film should probably be a dead boring one. Can't remember such a film right now.
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27 Apr 2003, 23:17
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Angry Young Man
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the fly 2 was pretty bad, only on a slightly comic level though
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27 Apr 2003, 23:20
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a new low in getting high
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deffeh
in terms of complete and utter dissapointment, the matrix.
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Oooh, good one. Agreed totally.
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27 Apr 2003, 23:32
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"Shriek if you know what I did last friday 13th"
I was downloading a movie... cant remember what it was meant to be but I ended up with this instead (misnamed file...). I watched it anyway last week as I was bored in the middle of the night and couldnt sleep.
Was absolutely awful. Kind of a teen movie taking the piss out of other teen movies, as well as being a horror spoof taking the piss out of scary movie... **** **** **** **** ****...
I should have just stopped it I know... I dont know why I didnt... Im guessing no one else has seen it?
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27 Apr 2003, 23:37
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AI
was a huge, steaming pile of crap.
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27 Apr 2003, 23:40
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Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
Following that line a bad film should probably be a dead boring one. Can't remember such a film right now.
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27 Apr 2003, 23:46
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Suburban Commando.
altho i must admit i hadn't laughed so hard in ages.
the scene in the simpsons where McBain bursts out of the ice Venus de Milo is from that film.
Get it right, wiggles
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27 Apr 2003, 23:49
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everything that includes steven seagal, vin diesel, jackie chan and jet li is pretty much more than i can handle without going insane of watching lack of talent.
if i had to pick one.. erm i have actual seen fast and furious. Horrible.. just plain horrible!
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28 Apr 2003, 00:31
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without a doubt, the worst movie I've ever seen is....
'Pluto Nash'....what was Eddie thinking?
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28 Apr 2003, 04:53
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Anaconda.
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28 Apr 2003, 05:05
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Night of the Lupus
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28 Apr 2003, 05:23
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I would have to say that spice girls movie that came out quite a while ago. Unfortunately I was forced to sit through that horrid excuse for a movie.
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28 Apr 2003, 07:15
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any of the following:
Titanic, Event Horizon, Godzilla (modern version - the original is  ) Razor Blade Smile, AI, Thumb Wars, Thumbtanic, Mystery Men.
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28 Apr 2003, 07:34
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'Jeepers Creepers'.
So good they're making a sequel with three invincible mutant fish monsters as the invincible killers instead of just the one.
Unfortunately they won't have the same actor as the lead in the first film, who managed to go through an hour and a half of a film with one facial expression - something akin to a slightly confused guppy fish.
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28 Apr 2003, 13:29
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at the cinema..
top two are..
#2 Scary Movie
#1 Island of Dr.Moreau
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28 Apr 2003, 13:39
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the perfect storm
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28 Apr 2003, 14:01
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Heh, Leeds !
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Battlefield Earth
Why, Travolta, Why ?
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28 Apr 2003, 14:24
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Scary Movie 2
unless it was actually MEANT as parody of all the dull sequels ever made...
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28 Apr 2003, 14:36
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The life of Nodrog
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28 Apr 2003, 14:40
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mmm.. pills
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Gone with the wind
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28 Apr 2003, 14:52
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Quote:
Originally posted by at0mic.c0w
Scary Movie 2
unless it was actually MEANT as parody of all the dull sequels ever made...
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oh I forgot about that.... I was annoyed that I spent money on that film....
I forgot Barb Wire too.
that was chronically bad.
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28 Apr 2003, 15:21
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28 Apr 2003, 19:33
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Delta Force 4
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28 Apr 2003, 19:38
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Armageddon
Charlies Angels
Spice Girls - The Movie
My mind is shielding my memory banks, refusing me to torture myself any further.
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28 Apr 2003, 20:15
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'Night Watch' with the invincible Pierce Brosnan was pretty lame, but there are worse :\
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28 Apr 2003, 20:26
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I'll say Evita, it was a steaming pile of turd we went to the pictures to see it one afternoon (the girls we were with were bitching). She started dying, girls started crying, us lads got bored and went to macdonalds.
AI was bad simply because you felt like you'd missed about half the film through going to the toilet, even if you never even blinked the whole way through.
Pearl harbour was ****e, even the actuall war bits seemed to drag after you had to sit through 2 hours of **** at the begining.
Scary movie 2: tedious as hell.
The patriot (Mel Gibson one) I actually enjoyed, if its on and theres nothing else to watch i can happily sit through it - think i've watched it on sky about 4 times now. I dont look forward to it but its a popcorn flick, you can sit down and enjoy it without giving to much attention. (A bit like The Count of Monte Cristo which i thing is a great movie, really twee, but good)
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28 Apr 2003, 20:39
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28 Apr 2003, 20:46
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'Night Watch' with the invincible Pierce Brosnan was pretty lame, but there are worse :\
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Anyone seen LiveWire (I think it is) with Pierce Brosnan, where some bad guy manages to make people explode by feeding them some explosive that then doesn't work until they drink water?
In terms of sheer plot-stupidity, that has to rank high up on this chart.
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Lord of the Rings. Gains extra marks for all the inevitable zealots who will now start crawling out of the woodwork to proclaim that the Emporer is in fact fully clothed.
(10points for the first person to realise what I mean, 50points for each person to agree with me)
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28 Apr 2003, 22:48
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KILLER BUNNY RABBITS. OH MY ****ING GOD I THOUGHT I DREAMED THAT MOVIE.
You da ****in man SS.
PS jammers, it's fairly obvious. However this is one of those funny situations where if i proclaim the answer I'm an arrogant overeducated git, and if I don't I'm clearly a pretentious attention-whore. Heh.
PPS Waterworld.
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(can't remeber how to spell it but the name of the film is them little irish thingys that r at the end of rainbows)
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28 Apr 2003, 23:46
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Quote:
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(can't remeber how to spell it but the name of the film is them little irish thingys that r at the end of rainbows)
i think it was supposed to be a horror film
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Leprechaun?
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28 Apr 2003, 23:55
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Too many to posts.
Titanic, armageddon, and Black hawk down springs to mind. But then, i've not watched any of those fully througth, maybe there were positive sides?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Supernova9
Anyone seen LiveWire (I think it is) with Pierce Brosnan, where some bad guy manages to make people explode by feeding them some explosive that then doesn't work until they drink water?
In terms of sheer plot-stupidity, that has to rank high up on this chart.
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Actually , thats a top movie.
And the explosive is actually a chemical which is odorless and tasteless and clear, just like water. It then reacts with the chemicals in the stomach to cause explosions.
It has the greatest line ever
"So , was it some kind of shrapnel device. What is that embedded in him"
"Looks like a finger"
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29 Apr 2003, 06:29
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can believe someone even say TheMatrix and LOTR is bad
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I second that, one of the best two films i've ever seen! :/
But in response to the topic..
I'd have to say Armaggedon (that probably isn't spelt right at all) was probably a huge waste of time
Does it remind anyone of Deep Impact? Which I saw perhaps a few weeks before I saw Armaggedon (again, probably horribly mis-spelt).
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