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13 Feb 2003, 11:58
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What is expected of a guy these days for Valentines?
This will be the the first Valentine's day the current Miss Woof and i have been together.
So, should i send her flowers and buy her a card, or will just sending the flowers be enough?
I was going to send flowers and buy a card, but talking to all the girls in the Sales office, they've talked me out of it.
They think the flowers are enough, as cards are better sent anonymously.
Once you have a girlfriend, a gift is a better option, as buying cards with "To my girlfriend" or "To my so and so" defeats the whole object and commercialises valentines day.
So i'm stuck, not wanting to do the wrong thing and not wanting to go overboard.
GD, please sort out my love life !!!
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13 Feb 2003, 12:02
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Don't the flowers come with a card? And what kind of flowers are you getting btw?
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13 Feb 2003, 12:04
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Make your own card
Quote:
My love for you is like a truck
Would you like some making ****?"
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13 Feb 2003, 12:09
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Roses in a vase type thingie, and I didn't sign the card.
She works in a hair salon, in the past few Valentines she has been sent flowers by clients, who have later asked her out.
So i thought i would pretend that they wearn't from me, until i see her in the evening.
Why does that strike me as not such a good idea now...
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13 Feb 2003, 12:13
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Chimping
Join Date: Jun 2000
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If I had words
To make a day for you.
I'd give you a morning
Golden and true.
I would make this day
Last for all time.
I'd give you a night
Deep in moonshine.
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13 Feb 2003, 12:24
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Blowdried
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Im poor so I cant really fork out for my girlfriend :-/ so I told her not to do the same for me and she said ok, but she wants to go out in the evening for a nice romantic picninc under the stars
watch it go and piss down or something :-/
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13 Feb 2003, 12:47
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Henry Kelly
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I had my guts pulled out my ass with a stilletto.
She won't be getting **** all then.
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13 Feb 2003, 13:00
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Quote:
Originally posted by Woof
Why does that strike me as not such a good idea now...
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That was a bad idea. Why are boys so stupid? You could have said something nice on the damn card, but no you had to go make it difficult. I don't know how you people get girlfriends in the first place.
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13 Feb 2003, 13:03
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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Re: What is expected of a guy these days for Valentines?
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Originally posted by Woof
This will be the the first Valentine's day the current Miss Woof and i have been together.
So, should i send her flowers and buy her a card, or will just sending the flowers be enough?
I was going to send flowers and buy a card, but talking to all the girls in the Sales office, they've talked me out of it.
They think the flowers are enough, as cards are better sent anonymously.
Once you have a girlfriend, a gift is a better option, as buying cards with "To my girlfriend" or "To my so and so" defeats the whole object and commercialises valentines day.
So i'm stuck, not wanting to do the wrong thing and not wanting to go overboard.
GD, please sort out my love life !!!
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It is not possible to go overboard on valentines day*.
Ofc, within the bounds of common sense.
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13 Feb 2003, 13:23
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
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How about a fold-open card that can't be folded open since it is glued together with cum?
I always thought that would be the best way to show your feelings etc.
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13 Feb 2003, 13:59
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Born Sinful
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My mates boyfriend is just giving her £200.
That nicely covers everything she wants for the moment anyway.
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13 Feb 2003, 14:13
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Beyond The Sun
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by meglamaniac
My mates boyfriend is just giving her £200.
That nicely covers everything she wants for the moment anyway.
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how original, sure your 'mate' aint a prostitute ?
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13 Feb 2003, 14:26
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Born Sinful
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yes.
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13 Feb 2003, 14:34
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nicole
That was a bad idea. Why are boys so stupid? You could have said something nice on the damn card, but no you had to go make it difficult. I don't know how you people get girlfriends in the first place.
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Boys aint stoppid!
I could have gone for the peep hole bra and crouchless panties, now that would have been stoopid, but i went for the dead romantic flowers option, albeit, with a slightly daft angle.
It really did seem a good idea at the time. Guess i'd better back up the flowers with a card too, although i won't glue it together with cum, just yet !
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13 Feb 2003, 14:40
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Look over there!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nicole
That was a bad idea. Why are boys so stupid? You could have said something nice on the damn card, but no you had to go make it difficult. I don't know how you people get girlfriends in the first place.
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It's as much a mystery to us as it is to you.
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13 Feb 2003, 14:56
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Hmm card with:
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue."
"I was made beautiful, what the **** happened to you?"
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13 Feb 2003, 15:14
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Miles Teg
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When I die, I am taking you with me. Will you be my valentine?
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13 Feb 2003, 15:37
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Cultured
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
When I die, I am taking you with me. Will you be my valentine?
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That reminds me....
Comedy SomethingAwful option
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13 Feb 2003, 16:11
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Dinner and Gift is what im going to get
due to antibiotics i cant have alcohol, no alcohol = boring ass night.
ARRRGGH!
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13 Feb 2003, 18:47
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
Dinner and Gift is what im going to get
due to antibiotics i cant have alcohol, no alcohol = boring ass night.
ARRRGGH!
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As has been pointed out to me, being on antibiotics shouldn't hinder your appreciation of smoking crack.
Just a thought.
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13 Feb 2003, 18:51
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Originally posted by pablissimo
As has been pointed out to me, being on antibiotics shouldn't hinder your appreciation of smoking crack.
Just a thought.
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i dont take crack, or any illegal drugs, only alcohol
WHY CANT THEY MAKE THAT PENICILLIN REPLACEMENT ANY QUICKER
AND IF SO, MAKE IT COMPATIBLE WITH ALCOHOL!
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13 Feb 2003, 18:59
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
Dinner and Gift is what im going to get
due to antibiotics i cant have alcohol, no alcohol = boring ass night.
ARRRGGH!
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I heard on Richard & Judy, that there are actually on very few Antibiotics which you cannot drink alcohol with.
It's a bit of an urban legend apparently.
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13 Feb 2003, 19:17
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w00t?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flavius
a bouquet of 20 roses ( 15 white and 5 red )
we've been together for 5 months
she'll be 20 next tuesday
oh, and a teddybear for her bday, with the appropriate card
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awww.. thats so sweet.. AND EXPENSIVE!! w00t 
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13 Feb 2003, 20:11
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Ajaj Kapten!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
Dinner and Gift is what im going to get
due to antibiotics i cant have alcohol, no alcohol = boring ass night.
ARRRGGH!
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how the hell can't you have fun with your girl without alcohol?
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13 Feb 2003, 22:30
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Originally posted by Ärketrollmannen
how the hell can't you have fun with your girl without alcohol?
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Bwhahahaa, the Finnish drinking culture is taking over the world!!!
Shame isn't it :-/
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13 Feb 2003, 22:58
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Ajaj Kapten!
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i have never been with girlfriend drunk
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13 Feb 2003, 23:00
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So i got a card as well, although getting a card off your girlfriend/wife/partner is a bit like getting one off your mum, it just dosen't count.
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13 Feb 2003, 23:10
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by Woof
I heard on Richard & Judy, that there are actually on very few Antibiotics which you cannot drink alcohol with.
It's a bit of an urban legend apparently.
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since the T.A.T.U incident, im boycotting Richard and Judy, and all there ****ty advice
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