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Unread 12 Feb 2003, 13:00   #1
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Funny Txt messages
Has anyone got any funny text messages that are really funny, like they can be anything from micheal jackson jokes to anything.

Heres on I got sent earlier:

Theres an urgent meeting in da jungle everyone is there; lions, tigers, springbok but the meeting cant start cause the f***ing monkey is reading a txt.

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Unread 12 Feb 2003, 13:26   #2
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Re: Funny Txt messages
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Theres an urgent meeting in da jungle everyone is there; lions, tigers, springbok but the meeting cant start cause the f***ing monkey is reading a txt.

Am I alone in not finding that funny?
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Unread 12 Feb 2003, 13:30   #3
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Am i alone thinking he should be banned for racism?
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Unread 12 Feb 2003, 13:31   #4
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I have one that causes the text to flash on Nokia phones, and reads:
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**User is a ******
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Am I alone in not finding that funny?
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My favourite is still

'I've been arrested :o(' from JBOY.
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Unread 12 Feb 2003, 13:47   #9
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you are all tightasses ! give the man some txts will ya!
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Unread 12 Feb 2003, 13:48   #10
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My favourite is still

'I've been arrested (' from JBOY.
That must be the best one I ever heard. Probably due to the fact that JBOY is one of my hero's. Imagine the funny, him beeing arrested and sending a SMS about it to you.
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Unread 12 Feb 2003, 13:55   #11
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so critical well ill tell ya what I think of you.....cnut!
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Unread 12 Feb 2003, 14:12   #12
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so critical well ill tell ya what I think of you.....cnut!
Am I the only thinking *that* is funny?
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"Quick turn on bbc1, Alan Shearer's just been killed in a horrendous car crash........










........Carlsberg don't make txt messages but if they did they'd probably be the best txt messages in the world"
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Woof, Gayle and MrL have funny texts. In reverse order.


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Hm I had one saying:


**** Off!

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Haha I just love funny txts, I've bought two extra mobiles just so I can store them all! lol.


Anyway here is my favourite:


"Yesterday I saw a monkey in the zoo (I'm racist too!! :D) and he was as ugly as you!"


Boy that's great, eh guys?





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got a funny one today

an asc-ii image of a girl with spread legs, and the text with it was : dont lick the screen, bad for your mobile phone ;-) funny!
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"Yesterday I saw a monkey in the zoo and he was as ugly as you!"
That's your best one? You're about 7 years old, right?

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Re: Funny Txt messages
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Theres an urgent meeting in da jungle everyone is there; lions, tigers, springbok but the meeting cant start cause the f***ing monkey is reading a txt.
This isn't racist.

"Monkey" is just like a general insult, implying that somebody is less evolved, stupid, ugly, whatever... Like Ian Brown. He's a monkey.

I hereby declare that anybody who found this offencive on racial grounds is a monkey.

Actually, Ian Brown was pretty good when I saw him in December at the M.E.N.

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That's your best one? You're about 7 years old, right?

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