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10 Feb 2003, 21:24
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so f*cking zen
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Which would you be?
Whilst in bed having sex with a girl she moans out "Ohhh yeah daddy".
Are you:
(a) Turned on
(b) Sickened
(c) Obviously dreaming (clearly the majority of people here don't "get any")
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10 Feb 2003, 21:25
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Spritely:
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(b)
ive seen her dad. it would not be a pretty comparison
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10 Feb 2003, 21:25
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Shai Halud
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I think (C) might need some alternative explanations.
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10 Feb 2003, 21:26
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Gone
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Why can you not be (a) and (b) at the same time?
This poll is discriminatory.
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10 Feb 2003, 21:27
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Twisted
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Re: Which would you be?
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Originally posted by Dace
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(d) Quite frankly terrified
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10 Feb 2003, 21:29
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a new low in getting high
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(c)
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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10 Feb 2003, 21:30
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Why can you not be (a) and (b) at the same time?
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I appear to have underestimated the number and type of sick ****s on this board.
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10 Feb 2003, 21:30
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
I appear to have underestimated the number and type of sick ****s on this board.
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Fatal error.
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10 Feb 2003, 21:31
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Re: Which would you be?
Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Whilst in bed having sex with a girl she moans out "Ohhh yeah daddy".
Are you:
(a) Turned on
(b) Sickened
(c) Obviously dreaming (clearly the majority of people here don't "get any")
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All of the above?
More lame threads, when will we reach the max?
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10 Feb 2003, 21:34
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Bitch
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Location: North Yorkshire
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Re: Which would you be?
Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Whilst in bed having sex with a girl she moans out "Ohhh yeah daddy".
Are you:
(a) Turned on
(b) Sickened
(c) Obviously dreaming (clearly the majority of people here don't "get any")
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(d) Confused
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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10 Feb 2003, 21:36
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Re: Which would you be?
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Originally posted by Asper
More lame threads, when will we reach the max?
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This is not a lame thread.
I listened to "Americana" for the first time in ages and a lyric made me think.
I personally would be quite turned on ( i think).
I now await all the "witty" people who make "Knowing how young you like them Dace 'Daddy' is probably the only word she knows" comments.
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10 Feb 2003, 21:39
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Clerk
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Turned on, obviously.
Especially if she was fit and about 15. Blimey!
I could try to give some sort of sociobiological justification but bleh who cares, I'm sick. :/
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10 Feb 2003, 21:39
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Gone
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What sort of replies were you expecting from the good people of GD, anyway?
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10 Feb 2003, 21:39
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
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e) Suspicious
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10 Feb 2003, 21:40
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Bitch
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Re: Re: Re: Which would you be?
Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
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Comedy 'That's a long word for a 6 year old' option.
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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10 Feb 2003, 21:43
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Clerk
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Which would you be?
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Originally posted by Gayle28uk
Comedy 'That's a long word for a 6 year old' option.
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Comedy "Good Girls Don't Talk With Their Mouth's Full" option.
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10 Feb 2003, 21:43
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
What sort of replies were you expecting from the good people of GD, anyway?
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I expected pretty much the responses that i got.
I do *know* the forums after all.
Was that question even directed at me?
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10 Feb 2003, 21:45
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Which would you be?
Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
Comedy "Good Girls Don't Talk With Their Mouth's Full" option.
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Comedy "Dead Girls Don't Say 'No' (Or Anything Else For That Matter)" option.
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10 Feb 2003, 21:50
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Which would you be?
Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Comedy "Dead Girls Don't Say 'No' (Or Anything Else For That Matter)" option.
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The anything else was my part
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10 Feb 2003, 21:59
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Guest
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This thread is getting even worse o_O
*grabs the bag of popcorn*
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10 Feb 2003, 22:20
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Look over there!
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What worries me is why does Dace want to know?
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11 Feb 2003, 00:02
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by G_frog
What worries me is why does Dace want to know?
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Just shootin' the breeze.
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11 Feb 2003, 00:23
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Vermin Supreme
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(a).
Generally the important thing is that she is awake and conscious enough to talk.
As long as the above is true, and what she says is not one of the "major turn-offs" ("i used to be a man", "stop it you are hurting me", etc.), what she specifically says doesn't really matter (like if yer an atheist and she says 'oh god' do you care? no.).
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11 Feb 2003, 00:24
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
"stop it you are hurting me"
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That's a turn-off???
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11 Feb 2003, 00:28
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Vermin Supreme
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
That's a turn-off???
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step 1: imagine what she is going to do when you leave
step 2: remember that rape scene from 'oz'
step 3: be turned off
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11 Feb 2003, 12:20
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Registered User
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heh
(a)turned on
being compared with kurt russel is nut bad at all :P
P.S thus meaning im in bed with Kate Hudson ;D
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11 Feb 2003, 12:24
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Manga Kitten is back!
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(b) and I would smack her ass for being naughty.
*smack* Who's your daddy? Huh?
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11 Feb 2003, 12:27
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Dirte
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A.
Then, do the same as the Brazilian pimp.
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11 Feb 2003, 12:29
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fascinated by bridges!
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I only sleep with orphans, this poll is clearly not built around my situation.
Matrim
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11 Feb 2003, 12:32
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Cultured
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Re: Re: Re: Which would you be?
Knowing how young you like them Dace 'Daddy' is probably the only...
Oh wait. Bugger.
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11 Feb 2003, 12:52
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cynic
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
That's a turn-off???
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only if she says the safe word
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