A few things that are crap

[Deffeh]

People who wear scarves indoors, or scarves over jumpers. PS if anyone defends this, its because you're shit.

People who stay in to watch deal or no deal. I had someone say to me they hated having to watch the evening repeat because "someone always spoils it for them by then". What? Unbelievable.

People who dont like fish, but havent actually tried it since they were 12 and their parents served them a bit of mackerel or something. get over it.

Food allergies in general. It was proved recently you're mostly talking bollocks (excluding nut allergies etc). Im talking about stupid allergies - for example, the other day someone moaned at me because i bought burgers for a bbq with onion in them. "Im allergic to onion, it makes me sick". No youre not. Hold on a second, lend me your phone so i can get your mother to bring you up some coco pops straws and orange juice without bits, and a penis.

Censorship in general. The champions league final was great, but it would have been much improved if gabby logan was naked, and we had a live "vagina cam" rather than player cam and all that shit. **** that, dont hog the pussy. Im more offended by bleeped out swearing than by swearing; all you do is draw attention to the shit. Soft porn films? **** off, let people have a decent wank, why moderate it? Get real.

Craig Cash. He's a ****ing dick, but i cant quite work out why

The fat guy from spin city who appears in scrubs every now and again. he's got a face that wouldnt stop absorbing punches, probably even more than morrisey.

Golf jumpers. The ones with the diamonds, and the striped ones. Play golf, or **** off.

Gretna's rise up the leagues being called a fairy tale, when theyve been backed by a rich bastard, rather than a significant number of fans. Its a fairy tale only because its an artificial "rags to riches" story and bandwagon for people to jump on early.

The looming possibility that Brazil will win the world cup which is the only thing for me that could spoil the tournament, considering the plethora of teams capable of winning. (Germany, Italy, Holland, Argentina, Brazil, France, England).

The fact that even i consider England to have a ****ing chance in the world cup is thoroughly depressing. It pains me to say it but they could do it.

The fact that when england probably dont win the world cup, they have so many ready made excuses.

Islam.

The economist. Its remarkably entertaining and informative articles are ruined by the fact its an apologiser for the bourgeosie uber rich capitalists. They published a "rough guide to philanthropy". Oh please, dont force that shit down my throat.

Jumping red spiders.

The fact dogs are allowed on buses. Guide dogs, ok. Everyone else, **** off. dont take a bus to walk your dog you ****ing tool.

My own weakness of seeing "reduced" labels on food and buying it before considering whether i want it or checking the price. The other day i bought a reduced bashed tin of tesco beans (i normally eat heinz but was in a rush and couldnt be ****ed going back to the aisle). I got home to find it said "reduced from 75p to 49p" - what - 49p for tesco beans - reduced? **** off i got robbed.