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17 Nov 2004, 14:51
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Spelling is for pussies
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Unusual CV
This came into one of our internal teams today :
http://213.186.36.10/~al/alstudio/cv/en.htm
Gotta give him credit for effort.
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17 Nov 2004, 15:02
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I dunno...
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Re: Unusual CV
GIVE HIM THE JOB!
Legendé.
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17 Nov 2004, 15:02
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Freedom Fanatic
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Re: Unusual CV
I hope he gets a job )
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17 Nov 2004, 15:30
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Unusual CV
I'd say give him the job, if not for the fact that not only is he a frog but a frog that can't sing
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17 Nov 2004, 15:40
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Unusual CV
That's superb.
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17 Nov 2004, 15:41
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Miles Teg
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Re: Unusual CV
it's ace
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17 Nov 2004, 15:48
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Re: Unusual CV
I love the humming at the end ;D
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17 Nov 2004, 15:57
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cynic
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Re: Unusual CV
give him the job on the promise that he never ever works in flash again
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17 Nov 2004, 16:04
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a little bit broken
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Re: Unusual CV
i have no speakers
it moves to fast to see the picture and read the text
trying made my eyes go funny after a few screens
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17 Nov 2004, 16:42
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Banned
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Re: Unusual CV
He sounds dangerous and non conformist.
Tell him THEY want to speak to him.
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17 Nov 2004, 19:14
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Rawr rawr
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Re: Unusual CV
Graphics/media artists' CV's usually look superb so I have been told. But this is really great!
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17 Nov 2004, 19:41
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Re: Unusual CV
That is undoubtedly the best CV in the history of CV's
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17 Nov 2004, 19:44
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cynic
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Re: Unusual CV
it depends who reads it though, as HR people arent really noted for their sense of humour
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17 Nov 2004, 19:51
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Shai Halud
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Re: Unusual CV
I like the bit where he tells his would-be employer "yeah, but it was okay because I was already looking for another job on the sly like, ha".
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17 Nov 2004, 20:04
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Re: Unusual CV
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
it depends who reads it though, as HR people arent really noted for their sense of humour
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The ones at Phones4u are young, hip and have a good sense of humour.
EDIT: Give the guy the job.
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17 Nov 2004, 20:25
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Bored
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Re: Unusual CV
Nice
It's probably much better in French.
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18 Nov 2004, 00:53
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:cool:
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Re: Unusual CV
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
Nice
It's probably much better in French.
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It was good in english, but brilliant in french
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18 Nov 2004, 02:41
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Unusual CV
nobody likes the french
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18 Nov 2004, 05:56
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Unusual CV
I only just noticed this... but if you look at his head at the very end his brain appears to be pulsating
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18 Nov 2004, 21:00
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Street Tramp
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Re: Unusual CV
That is the best CV ever.
True story.
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18 Nov 2004, 22:03
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TashTastic
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Re: Unusual CV
I quite enjoyed that
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18 Nov 2004, 22:20
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It was a Stupid Dream
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Re: Unusual CV
**** you man, I am going to force HR to headhunt him
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19 Nov 2004, 11:10
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BlueTuba
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Re: Unusual CV
this man must be employed now and given a job.
total genius
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20 Nov 2004, 01:13
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Unusual CV
lolly ****ing roffl hire him this instant, even if he is a frenchman who can't sing
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