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8 Sep 2006, 23:51
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Score with the Internet Girl!
It is a slow day on IRC. Nothing stirs. Everyone is idling. You've run out of forums to post on and you're bored of being absolutely brilliant at the internet. You look outside... there is sun. Should you go outside? Should you venture out of the front door? It's a big step, but... something in you is compelling you to stay. You can sense it.
Suddenly there is a lapse in the silence. You knew it! From out of nowhere, or so it would seem, a girl has entered your IRC channel!
Such a thing has never been seen before!
Chances like this do not come along very often. You realise that you must use up all your internet prowess and world wide web charm to woo this female.
To join:
- Give your internet nickname
- You can have a special power but it can't be that you can ban everyone in the channel except you and her (come on guys! godmode isnt cool!)
- Any other information about your history (such as being an elite sniper until you were crippled from the waist down and forced to spend the rest of your life on the internet)
We still need the girl to join.
I as Games Master will play an op and will mute/ban as I see fit. That is the power I command!
Sign up and go as soon as you've signed up.
Have fun!
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8 Sep 2006, 23:55
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
hey guys
*waves*
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8 Sep 2006, 23:57
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
The op immediately voices the girl.
This heightening up in the hierarchy of your IRC channel should hopefully be enough to make her stick around, even if subjected to the most horrific chatting-up since KoeN met bulgirl.
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8 Sep 2006, 23:58
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
hi vampy!!!! what r u wereing? lol¬
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9 Sep 2006, 00:00
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
i'm not wearing anything at the moment *shy giggle*
i was just looking in the mirror trying to decide whether or not my left breast is slightly larger than than the right, but i just can't make my mind up
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9 Sep 2006, 00:00
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
OMG HI VAMPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOPE U HAD A GOOD DAY!!!!!! WHATS UR ASL I FORGOT!!!!
name - furball
special power - the perfect penis
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online activity - like, way too much :(((((((
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9 Sep 2006, 00:04
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
hi furball!!!!!!!
i'm female and i live in the UK...i hope its near u so we can meet someday, cos you sound nice
and a lady never reveals her age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
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9 Sep 2006, 00:06
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
oh that's good lol. i'm wearing my spescial japanese cloths so that I can look good when I practise with my katana lol. my mum baught them for me but she baught them from marksand spencer i_i . i hate my mum she cramps my style.
asl?
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9 Sep 2006, 00:07
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Godfather
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
OMG A GURL.
IM JAMMYJIM. I OWN THE FORUMS IRC CHANNEL. IF YOU PROMISE TO SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR BREASTS ILL GIVE YOU PERM VOICE AND EVEN ALLOW YOU TO BAN PEOPLE SOMETIMES!!"31231234917239871298379127398172398172398164152367153281763
name - JammyJim
special power - the ability to make a woman orgasm whwnever i feel like it
age - 22
online activity - whenever you are there ill be there
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9 Sep 2006, 00:11
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
Phang, do you have a pic????? ur cloths sound totally sweet
jammyjim, you sound liek really important and stuff....but what is perm voice? and how do i ban ppl?
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9 Sep 2006, 00:11
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
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HEY GET OUT OF THIS THREAD I ALREADY ASKED THAT YOU WANKER SO STOP BUGGING VAMPY SHES LIKE WAY TOO HOT FOR YOU
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vampy
hi furball!!!!!!!
i'm female and i live in the UK...i hope its near u so we can meet someday, cos you sound nice
and a lady never reveals her age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
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apparently i have a sexy voice i think u would like that
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9 Sep 2006, 00:14
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Godfather
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
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9 Sep 2006, 00:15
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
Doods it's totally an FBI agent rofl amirite?!
J/k babe I bet u'r hot! R u hot? send pix to [email protected] if u r!!
name - megla
special power - internet player
age - 22
online activity - purely sexual, ladies!
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9 Sep 2006, 00:17
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
omg there's so many people talking to me, its so confusing
I think maybe its because i;ve been drinking tonite and i'm a little tipsy
*giggle*
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9 Sep 2006, 00:18
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
Basically it is this accept it is for a man and I painted sords on it with my warhammer moddeling kit lol
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9 Sep 2006, 00:28
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
phang that is totally sweet, i bet you look like a real ninja and stuff
megla i was trying to send you my pix but i only havthem on my phone and i can't make it send to you but people tell me i am hot and that i look kinda like britney spears
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9 Sep 2006, 00:34
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Born Sinful
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
sok babe my mum screens my email anyway. briteny is my fav popstar, do u ware skool uniform like her?
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9 Sep 2006, 00:35
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Godfather
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
piss off megla.
btw vampy.
megla is a homo. hes known as the forums homo.
ignore him before he tries to put his willy in your bottom. whilst calling you Gary.
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9 Sep 2006, 00:38
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
don listen to that fag babe hes such a loser, me an all my mates cud hav him anyday of the week no wot i mean? serious
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9 Sep 2006, 00:39
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
furball what acceent do you have? i like boyzz with cute accents, maybe i can send u my number and u can call me?
megla i am glad u like britney, i do waear skool uniform sometimse but my boobs are too big so they made the buttons come off at teh top
jammyjimmy is megla really a homo? i didnt think homos were allowed n teh internt?
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9 Sep 2006, 00:43
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
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jammyjimmy is megla really a homo? i didnt think homos were allowed n teh internt?
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no homos can't be internd any more but in hitler they were interned in camps (lol!) and wore pink triagnals. Hilter was gd bcoz he allyed with Japan
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9 Sep 2006, 00:46
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
hi vampy im not sure what accent i have, maybe i can call u????? i think u will like me, i have pics
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9 Sep 2006, 00:46
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Born Sinful
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
quality, thats cool babe. my mum can so them bak on if u like will ask later.
fang what u talkin bout hitler for u some kind of nazi fag? me an my playboys wiill sho u how its done, no pansy swords. i'm a playa
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9 Sep 2006, 00:48
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
hitler didnt have the interwed did he phang? also, PINK IS MY FAVOURIT COLUR!!!!
oh, and can someone pleae show me how to do that quotey boxy thinjg like what pahng did cos that's totally cool
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9 Sep 2006, 00:51
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you have pics furball???????? r u cute? if you can send me a pic and i think ur hot then i will send you my number. oh but i dont want everyone to see it in case they all want to phone me...can you tell me ur nunber insted maybe?
megla that would be really sweet, i tryed to so them on myself but i didnt do it strong enuff and they just fell off againn
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9 Sep 2006, 00:52
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Born Sinful
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
lol cant be bovered to figur that one out way to much effort!
gotta go now mum sez its passed my bedtime and i hav to take her to tesco 2morro morning. gonna get sum white lightening for my playboys
see u later babe
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9 Sep 2006, 00:54
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
Quote:
Originally Posted by vampy
hitler didnt have the interwed did he phang? also, PINK IS MY FAVOURIT COLUR!!!!
oh, and can someone pleae show me how to do that quotey boxy thinjg like what pahng did cos that's totally cool
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if you give me picks of ur 80085 i'll tell you how baby lol lol jk lol also they say hitler didnt have the itnertet but they also saye he dyed yeah rightr lol he is in boliva jungle conducting experiiments and has ninja body gourds
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
byebye megla....i hope u dream of me heeehee
i need to go to bed too, a grl needs her beuaty sleep!!!!!!!!1111111
*token girl leaves the channel*
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9 Sep 2006, 00:57
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
also i have a huge pink flag!!!! it was a japna one but my mum woodnt wash it so i had to and the culers ran
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9 Sep 2006, 00:57
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Godfather
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
she was a slapper dudes
amirite?
amirite?
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9 Sep 2006, 01:03
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
Quote:
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you have pics furball???????? r u cute? if you can send me a pic and i think ur hot then i will send you my number. oh but i dont want everyone to see it in case they all want to phone me...can you tell me ur nunber insted maybe?
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hey vampy u do this by doing <quote> </quote> but with [] instead of <>
its easy anyway cos when u reply to peoples posts u just click the little quote button and the leet forums do it all 4 u!!!!!!
neway ill take some pics and see what u think i hope u like me ill get really upset if u dont
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9 Sep 2006, 01:28
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
hey guys, wots up? someone have pics?
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9 Sep 2006, 02:25
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
i have pictures of a girl, she is in a tub lol!!!!!!! lol jk lol also tho i have a picrute of a janapesian girl she is verrry nice lol ;) lol jk vampy!
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10 Sep 2006, 15:27
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
/nick skiddy|away
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12 Sep 2006, 22:40
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break it down!
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
hi lol vampy wna cyber lol?????!111111 lol
Nick: Sexyboi25123123562
Power: Godmode (You said banning everyone except me and the girl isn't allowed, not godmode!)
ok... I can stab people in the face through the internet.
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Online too much for my own good.
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12 Sep 2006, 23:48
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
Kila got his special skill from bash.org
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13 Sep 2006, 16:24
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
rofl \o/
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14 Sep 2006, 19:10
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break it down!
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
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LOL wtf iz bash.org? fu!!111111
oi blud, all u pozerz bettah move innit!!!111!11!1111 Vampy iz my gurl nw!!1!1!1!11!!11111!!11
vampy babez, send me sum pix plzzzzzz sxy!1!!11!111!11
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
Freaks.
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14 Sep 2006, 22:46
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
helo i am from the holland and i am being here for first time
i am supermaan
my age is 21
my power is to bread guppies amazing if is what you call them
i am on the interweb, you guys call it funny, a lot, i like to talk to all the girls that i meet on internet. we talk rude, it is fun.
if you want talk to me on internet, chat me up and then we can have rude fun to
i have also red hair and i like hockee
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14 Sep 2006, 22:49
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
This thread definitely delivers....
Why is most of it so horrible but true?
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14 Sep 2006, 23:32
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
Lock this and put it in the clown-shoe corner.
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14 Sep 2006, 23:33
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
why did this move to gd?
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14 Sep 2006, 23:48
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Up The Hatters!
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
Females, who cares.
name - Kargool
special power - the ability to treat females like shit and still get laid
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14 Sep 2006, 23:52
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
Have none of you noticed that this thread died after one night of pissing around on IRC? Somehow I don't think new entrants are going to get very far.
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15 Sep 2006, 17:22
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
I'm still waiting for Tomkat to continue the story
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15 Sep 2006, 23:22
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
Now switching over to our reporter at the scene:
*Yes Mike, it has been confirmed, new depths on the internet HAVE BEEN reached.
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15 Sep 2006, 23:57
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Re: Score with the Internet Girl!
I END THIS NOW.
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