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21 Jul 2006, 00:37
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so f*cking zen
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Tonight ...
... I have been mostly chatted up by a homo.
He came over and asked if i was gay. I said "no".
He then started feeling my "muscular shoulders". I let the incident pass.
He then asked if he could "feel my hair" *
I told him "No, the only person who gets to feel my shaved head is my sister" **
He then VIOLATED me by rubbing my head.
I feel so abused :(
He also mentioned that i was really good looking so "yeah, **** you all. a homo thinks i'm hot"
* i've just shaved my head
** this is not ****ed up sexual shit or owt
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21 Jul 2006, 00:39
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Tonight ...
Shaved head? SilverSmoke wannabe, lol.
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21 Jul 2006, 00:45
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Tonight ...
i hate how i was mentioned in the same sentence as silversmoke and "lol" :(((
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21 Jul 2006, 00:46
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Re: Tonight ...
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Originally Posted by Dace
... I have been mostly chatted up by a homo.
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what does that 'mostly' mean?
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21 Jul 2006, 00:48
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Tonight ...
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Originally Posted by jerome
what does that 'mostly' mean?
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There were women there who wanted my cock too.
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21 Jul 2006, 00:48
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Re: Tonight ...
but that was all insignificant as you only noticed this homo?
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21 Jul 2006, 00:49
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Tonight ...
However, the gay guy recognized a kindred spirit.
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21 Jul 2006, 01:01
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Tonight ...
"**** you all"
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21 Jul 2006, 01:18
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:alpha:
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Re: Tonight ...
I think it's sweet you shaved your head so you could be more like me.
Solidarity, brother! Bald solidarity!
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21 Jul 2006, 01:26
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Tonight ...
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
I think it's sweet you shaved your head so you could be more like me.
Solidarity, brother! Bald solidarity!
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"something like that" ;D
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21 Jul 2006, 01:41
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Mathamagician
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Re: Tonight ...
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Originally Posted by Dace
There were women there who wanted my cock too.
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and there was I thinking it was just a simple reference to the fast show.
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21 Jul 2006, 01:53
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Victim of Marriage
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Re: Tonight ...
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Originally Posted by Dace
...He also mentioned that i was really good looking...
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A friend of mine was reading over my shoulder and wants to know if you found him attractive as well, and if you were unintentionally flirting with him to prompt this behaviour.
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21 Jul 2006, 02:44
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Tonight ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by jt25man
A friend of mine was reading over my shoulder and wants to know if you found him attractive as well, and if you were unintentionally flirting with him to prompt this behaviour.
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"no"
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21 Jul 2006, 05:16
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Tonight ...
heh, poor dace .. this isn't really helping the hot chick on the train distaster of another thread.
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21 Jul 2006, 05:57
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I see you!
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Re: Tonight ...
At least you got options, Dace!
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21 Jul 2006, 08:06
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Dum Di Dum Di
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Re: Tonight ...
Being hit on by awkard guys really builds up sympathy for the hell most women go through whenever they're out doesn't it?
I mean, being hit on by a reasonably charming guy I wouldn't mind that much. It'd be a little flattering and probably quite fun (although it wouldn't lead anywhere, but that would be his loss). However, every single guy who ever hit on me did it awkardly and pretty much made me want to punch them (even before I realised they were gay).
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21 Jul 2006, 09:54
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Re: Tonight ...
this is dace's way of coming out (lollyroffle) and admitting that he got rohypnol'ed last night
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21 Jul 2006, 09:59
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Clerk
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Re: Tonight ...
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Originally Posted by Dace
i've just shaved my head
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Getting a sign which reads "I'm a giant faggot" would probably have been easier.
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21 Jul 2006, 10:34
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Guy next door
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Re: Tonight ...
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Getting a sign which reads "I'm a giant faggot" would probably have been easier.
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21 Jul 2006, 10:36
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Re: Tonight ...
At least silversmoke is some kind of half-caste filth as opposed to dace who is just filth.
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21 Jul 2006, 13:42
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Tonight ...
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
this is dace's way of coming out (lollyroffle) and admitting that he got rohypnol'ed last night
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Oh the irony!
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21 Jul 2006, 14:05
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: Tonight ...
how horrible was your hair that shaving your head leads to a relative flood of sexual attention?
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21 Jul 2006, 14:25
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Bored
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Re: Tonight ...
Peter Rankin, you bloody fool! You could have had a bit of cock there.
(works better in a welsh accent i feel)
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21 Jul 2006, 15:08
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Clerk
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Re: Tonight ...
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
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See JBG's post. You're ethnic and therefore it's acceptable. Like Teal'c or those Buddhist monks.
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21 Jul 2006, 15:11
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Guy next door
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Re: Tonight ...
Ah that's ok then. It's too hot to start the internet toughguy procedure!
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21 Jul 2006, 15:13
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Tonight ...
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Getting a sign which reads "I'm a giant faggot" would probably have been easier.
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**** off Mr Hippy Hair.
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21 Jul 2006, 15:20
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Banned
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Re: Tonight ...
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Originally Posted by Dace
**** off Mr Hippy Hair.
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Quiet you, we're trying to surprise dante with his yearly shower
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21 Jul 2006, 17:55
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nomen est omen
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Re: Tonight ...
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Originally Posted by acropolis
how horrible was your hair that shaving your head leads to a relative flood of sexual attention?
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Hey, just wait untill Dace shaves his armpits. Whoa!
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21 Jul 2006, 18:09
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Tonight ...
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
I think it's sweet you came out of the closet so you could be more like me.
Solidarity, brother! Bald solidarity!
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21 Jul 2006, 18:12
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I am.
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Re: Tonight ...
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Originally Posted by Dace
He came over and asked if i was gay. I said "no".
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lies make baby jesus cry
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21 Jul 2006, 18:14
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:alpha:
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Re: Tonight ...
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
lies make baby jesus cry
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What do you mean he's gay?!
He looked at a girl a couple of times on a train and got embarrassed when she looked back at him!
If that doesn't make him straight I don't know what does
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21 Jul 2006, 19:09
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Tonight ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
What do you mean he's gay?!
He looked at a girl a couple of times on a train and got embarrassed when she looked back at him!
If that doesn't make him straight I don't know what does
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U R RONG
The girl was blatantly looking at him, he was sneaking looks at her. She sat down next to him, and continued to look at him.
What makes Dace fagulously fagtastic is that he
1) Didn't do anything
2) Had to ask GD if he should have done anything, the big faggy fag.
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21 Jul 2006, 19:32
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Fightin-irish for life
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Re: Tonight ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
... I have been mostly chatted up by a homo.
He came over and asked if i was gay. I said "no".
He then started feeling my "muscular shoulders". I let the incident pass.
He then asked if he could "feel my hair" *
I told him "No, the only person who gets to feel my shaved head is my sister" **
He then VIOLATED me by rubbing my head.
I feel so abused
He also mentioned that i was really good looking so "yeah, **** you all. a homo thinks i'm hot"
* i've just shaved my head
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you winked at him didn't you
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