So while we were out last night, we played the "I have never" game...

[meglamaniac]

...as people tend to after a few pints.
For those of you who haven't been around enough drunk students in the last few years, the "I have never" game is a simple one. You go round the table taking turns to say "I have never <insert something controversial here>". If anyone else HAS done afforementioned controversial statement, they must drink. Obviously.
The object of the game is to catch your mates out by saying something suitably embarrasing, in order to shame them and get them drunk at the same time. Such is the way of student life.


ANYHOW:
A particularly worrying one was when one of the guys went for "I have never tossed off at work".
Thankfully it was unsucessful (in that no-one drank).
However, I thought I'd bring it to your attention because no doubt some of you dirty lot have.

So come on then. Who's taken a 5 minute break and headed off to the toilets, hmm?

[Sunday8pm]

wor - k ?

[Rumad]

i have whacked ff in the tiolet before after a phone conversation with my gf

I was ready explode so something had to happen

[Deffeh]

no but if i was sensible i should have a couple of times. Went out with loaded gun, walking around with a semi all day etc. Kept having to go to the toilet and splashing my face and wrists with cold water.

[roadrunner_0]

i havent, however, i know people who have, i find the concept strange at best

[IncubusGod]

The last place I would find erotically charged is the men's toilets in work. So, erm, no. Now...the ladies is another matter altogether...

[skiddy]

I have. At every place I've worked at. It's a tradition in my life.

[Rids]

I have when I had an office type job.

Not in shop work though.

[Kurashima]

I always open that game with "I have never played Spunky Biscuit".

Twice someone i know has had to drink on that one.

[Rids]

Ok, that is just scary, you know somebody who has actually played... oh dear :/

[IncubusGod]

Spunky Biscuit....dare I ask what the hell that is?

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by IncubusGod

Spunky Biscuit....dare I ask what the hell that is?

If you dont know, the trauma of finding out (even worse : finding out first hand) would be enough to cause you to keel over and die where you stand.

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by Rids

Ok, that is just scary, you know somebody who has actually played... oh dear :/

Two Words Rids : Rugby Players

[LHC]

Originally Posted by IncubusGod

Spunky Biscuit....dare I ask what the hell that is?

Also known as soggy biscuits, a bunch of men wank on a biscuit and the last one to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit.

I believe that is correct.

[Knight Theamion]

scottish games eh?

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by Knight Theamion

scottish games eh?

Ladies and Gentlemen, that was Hans making a sweeping, uninformed generalisation on a subject he knows nothing about.

Thank you, thank you, hes here all week ... unfortunately.

[Knight Theamion]

no really, i have no clue what sick mind would actually participate in that

you must be twisted in a way to get excited enough to wank while you have a bunch of others arround you wanking too

[IncubusGod]

Originally Posted by LHC

Also known as soggy biscuits, a bunch of men wank on a biscuit and the last one to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit.

I believe that is correct.

Oh sweet jesus.

Who the **** would come up with a game like that?!! !?! (Rugby players sounds about right)

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by Knight Theamion

no really, i have no clue what sick mind would actually participate in that

you must be twisted in a way to get excited enough to wank while you have a bunch of others arround you wanking too

Personally, im very glad never to have participated, but this is a sick world we live in Hans, and there are people with very different viewpoints on life to you and me.

[JonnyBGood]

I never understand games where the point is to avoid drinking.

As a friend of mine said a couple of weeks ago at a party we were at when everyone started playing some stupid drinking game "I didn't bring three bottles of vodka to avoid drinking them".


PS Never played spunky biscuit.

[LHC]

Originally Posted by IncubusGod

Oh sweet jesus.

Who the **** would come up with a game like that?!! !?! (Rugby players sounds about right)

Apparently it was a military game, but this may just be urban myth.

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by LHC

Apparently it was a military game, but this may just be urban myth.

That sounds about right. Military guys or Rugby Players would have been my guess.

[SbOlly]

I thought it was a game played on new students on boarding schools?

p.s Some people may understand my sig a little better now.....

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by SbOlly

I thought it was a game played on new students on boarding schools?

p.s Some people may understand my sig a little better now.....

I think that they do now

[Rids]

Originally Posted by Kurashima

Two Words Rids : Rugby Players

Now, I was going to hop to the defence of Rugby players here, and say that the ones that I know would never consider playing such a game. Then I remembered a story about the young fly half, the showers, and seeing how many different colours of showergel and shampoo they could cram into his arse crack.

Rugby players eh?

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by Rids

Now, I was going to hop to the defence of Rugby players here, and say that the ones that I know would never consider playing such a game. Then I remembered a story about the young fly half, the showers, and seeing how many different colours of showergel and shampoo they could cram into his arse crack.

Rugby players eh?

Or the ones who, on their last day at work, streaked through the office wearing nothing more than a couple of dusters as a tarzan style loincloth.

[Rumad]

i walked around wolverhamptn starkass with 20 otehr rugby plaers and got don for indecent exposure.

They might be uncouth and do some strange things, but I tell you what all the rugby teams I ever played for would not consider porking another man.

But saying that I might be playing rugby again this seasn

[IncubusGod]

Originally Posted by Kurashima

Or the ones who, on their last day at work, streaked through the office wearing nothing more than a couple of dusters as a tarzan style loincloth.

Or the ones who decided to dress up as women on the tour bus and ended up giving hand jobs while drunk in the back of the bus.

(Heard this from one of the players and, unfortunately, I believe him)

[Sunday8pm]

I heard about soggy biscuit when I was a young un, I generally assume it's only engaged in when they've spotted someone too drunk in the party who's being too wide and cocky but won't have the 'sensitivity' anymore to sort himself out but is never one to refuse a challenge, a case of swallow your pride to humiliate another....

As for hans retarded generalisation, I think it just reinstates that he's a spoiled surburbanite brat who is alienated from society, given he get this lads, believe who could write a whole book on the philosphy of life by the age of 18..... and he was taking this seriously... Given Holland is generally home to some of the worst fetishes in europe on any medium you desire I think it's doubly retarded that Hans should deride other nations names for stupid drunk games.

But then again we all know the minute Hans suddenly involves himself in a topic, he knows best, what he argues is right and that everything else is wrong, remember football WOULD work and should work without the offside rule is one of his many claims.

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by Sunday8pm

Given Holland is generally home to some of the worst fetishes in europe on any medium you desire

*Books a one way to Amsterdam*

Why didnt people tell me this before

[Sunday8pm]

The other place is Sweden of course.... lots of shit is still legal there that you'd think would be pretty much illegal everywhere, even in alabama.

[Rids]

Dont bother with Amsterdam, its shit. True story.

[IncubusGod]

Originally Posted by Sunday8pm

As for hans retarded generalisation ...
Given Holland is generally home to some of the worst fetishes in europe on any medium you desire I think it's doubly retarded that Hans should deride other nations names for stupid drunk games.

Erm...your deriding his use of generalisations when you then go on to make a fundamentaly basic one yourself?


Pot....


Kettle....

[Sunday8pm]

Originally Posted by IncubusGod

Erm...your deriding his use of generalisations when you then go on to make a fundamentaly basic one yourself?


Pot....


Kettle....

He called Rugby a Scottish game when it's factually not so. (he based his post on the wild assumption that cause a scotsman was saying it, it must be scottish I however didn't in retort)

Where as the capital of Holland already has an international reputation of being a city of sex.

Less of the pot kettle black and more of a This is how you do it Hans..... do your homework.

[Superpig #1]

Who in their sick mind would play soggy biscuit....?

[TheBerk]

my uncle
/me shudders
and guess what he was in the military, i seriously wish id never heard him describe the game at a party when i was 15......

[IncubusGod]

I wouldn't call it a "game". More a ****ed up traumatic event waiting to happen. Damn weird ass male bonding things. Either bone some guy or don't, lets spare everyone else your rampant lacivious sexual 'games'. (Directed at the rugby players, military men and general team sportsmen of the world)


Actually my best m8 was warned by her mother never to date a Rugby player when she was 13. When she asked her mother why, her mother responded with "They give each other blowjobs in the shower and all".

Hehe.

[KraKto$is8]

[quote=Sunday8pm]Where as the capital of Holland already has an international reputation of being a city of sex./QUOTE]

Of course, Edinburgh is the gay capital of the UK

[Tomkat]

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

I never understand games where the point is to avoid drinking.

As a friend of mine said a couple of weeks ago at a party we were at when everyone started playing some stupid drinking game "I didn't bring three bottles of vodka to avoid drinking them".
.

People drink normally. But you can really screw people over. For instance, they'd be drinking normally, then every time they stood up they'd have to down half a pint or something.

It's bad because you aren't drinking at a rate which you control, it's faster than usual - it's not to avoid drinking.

[Knight Theamion]

i was as serious about that as the other 54 books i started with, i can write fairly good and entertaining for about 3 hours, but then i lose intrest.



anyway, rugby players eh?

[Sunday8pm]

Hans's Memoirs.

The ugly scar of terrorism on the world of literature, Never Forget....

[Knight Theamion]

hehe

that actually is funny



what also could be funny if you stepped outside the building you reside in at the moment, do some thourough investigation about acquiring a gun, buy the gun and, blow your brains out.
Just hypothetically speaking ofcourse. For comedy value. And you have to get someone to tape it so we can all point and laugh.

Although suicide is not a laughing matter, unless it's a clown.

What I just wonder Sunday, what kind of low self-esteem do you have that you always find the need to kick other people down. Especially people who seem to be happy with themselves. Are there any trauma's you'd wish to share with us, something so terribly that happened in your childhood (other then your birth) that you've never shared with anyone, but you want to get it out now. Desperately.

I mean this, in the a concerned kind of way. Call it charity. But what motivates you to do what you do. You don't have to answer me, or this board this, but can you answer it for yourself?

What drives you?

And I am intrested in what makes you flirt with all woman on netgamers, make them think you care about them and actually move to canada to start and live with one of them that fell for you. Didn't you have anything worth living for in England?

I guess we never know, but what I do know is that i always see some 'self hate' in your posts. Which is, to be quite honest, not good.

Now don't go ranting over me, my abusive dad, the time i tried to rape my sister, or got stuck with my willy between the door, got touched by a man, got paid to give head, ate the soggy biscuit etc, since you will only be fullfilling the prophecy of innerdoom.

[Sunday8pm]

I kick IDIOTS/asses down.

You will find there are many more posters here that have never been attacked compared to posters who have and generally I'd say there's a method of attack I can take with each and everyone of them, I don't just randomly select some target of the week.

The sooner you realise this (though I did infer you were mentally incompetent at the start of this post, alas...) the better.

p.s. I lived in Scotland not England.
I flirt because I can and it's perfectly natural.
I have only told two women I love you seriously in my life nevermind extended the commitment to actually live with them in a foreign continent.
I have shared my childhood and in fact almost everything of myself(mentally not physically) with many many people who I'd like to call trusted accquaintances or dear friends irl and on the internet.
What motivates me is that while I can cuss out an idiot on the street no-one but strangers will notice, it won't be remembered and it won't change a thing, this forum though this kind of thing get's noticed this isn't some random encounter that will go away the next day and you either change or keep taking the emotional beating that this seems to be to you given how you are reacting day after day till you become less of an idiot(all within margins of course, there's a fine line between genuinely having a bone to pick and picking a bone cause you want too).

p.p.s. Let me borrow a saying from a Steven Seagal movie, "When you assume things you make an ass out of u and me" you are making an ass out of these forums and yourself whenever you make posts like the one above or the scottishman one, you don't see it but you are pretty much borderline so stupid you are almost hick racist. I prefer these days to take preventative measures rather than do the ole jugular thing I got accused of.

[Knight Theamion]

i knew you'd respond. point proven, thanks

[Sunday8pm]

Originally Posted by Knight Theamion

i knew you'd respond. point proven, thanks

As I knew you'd respond... generally the done thing when you address a highly contraversially barely remotely factual (wow I was on netgamers and I talked to women and I come from the UK let's work with that...) post towards someone by their identity.

You are clearly the ****ing reincarnation of Sherlock Holmes... What other blindingly obvious things do you want to state next(that serve to prove nothing that your strongest point is as weak as a kitten and totally irrelevant to what you were trying to manipulate)?

[Knight Theamion]

you are kinda missing the point here, this might be due to my incompetence of bringing it, or your inability to read and comprehend.

[Sunday8pm]

Just because you believe that you can win an argument by automatically counter stating that any response to this argument other than ok or no will prove your point is in no way constructive and is in total abuse of the forum manner of posting.

You take your medicine if you think you can give it, no other way about it.

If it happens that your medicine tastes inoffensive to me while my medicine evokes homicidal rage then I guess that's just tough cookies and perhaps you should learn to back down, or not pick these fights unless you come better prepared.

People will make sarcy/cutting comments on these forums to other people, deal with it don't get into some teen angst emo whine about it where you hate the world and wish death on people, it's rather abhorrent and belongs on livejournal imo.

Jonny's cut me down many a time and I don't overreact like a ****ing big girl like yourself.

[Knight Theamion]

it isn't even an argument

[Sunday8pm]

Originally Posted by Knight Theamion

it isn't even an argument

When you prose things directly towards someone else with a question mark, it becomes a debate/argument given the contexture of your question.

[Deepflow]

hah