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24 Oct 2003, 16:44
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so f*cking zen
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For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
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24 Oct 2003, 16:46
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Henry Kelly
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
This doesn't fill me with confidence for my trip up there =(
im small and unable to fend for myself
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24 Oct 2003, 16:48
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Next goal wins!
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
neat... the whole "survive a ned encounter" game is cooool
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24 Oct 2003, 18:13
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Angry Young Man
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
im reading and reading and reading, and ive never read such a funny malarky in my life
Its like maddox's site, but with the facts right.
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24 Oct 2003, 18:32
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
and Jobby on the right got so leathered that he spent the night in an alleyway and later pissed himself.
jboy?
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24 Oct 2003, 20:57
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
Almost certainly.
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24 Oct 2003, 21:29
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
I like glasgow
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24 Oct 2003, 21:30
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Angry Young Man
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
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Originally Posted by Pyr0 MK III
I like glasgow
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yes, but you like **** too, what the **** do you know
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24 Oct 2003, 21:34
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
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yes, but you like **** too, what the **** do you know
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More than some git from the "East side"
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24 Oct 2003, 21:35
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Angry Young Man
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
south saaaaiiiiiide mudda vukka.
Anyway, i dont even live in Glasgow anymore. I escaped.
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24 Oct 2003, 22:04
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NOT scottish
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
Not been in Glasgow for close to 2 years and I call myself a celtic fan
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24 Oct 2003, 22:10
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
An amusing site, though I think we have neds by other names all over the country. One thing puzzles me as it was referred to but not explained afaik...
what is buckfast?
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24 Oct 2003, 22:51
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Henry Kelly
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
Fortified wine of some form or something.
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24 Oct 2003, 22:55
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
I heard liverpool is bad? Fact or Myth?
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24 Oct 2003, 23:00
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
'tonic' wine
This lead to many embarassing moments for me when I worked in Vicky wines and little Glaswegian neddy bastards up for a day trip would come in and ask for '20 club kingsize and a bottle o tonic' and I would hand them 20 club kingsize and a bottle of schweppes indian tonic water :\
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25 Oct 2003, 02:07
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so f*cking zen
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
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An amusing site, though I think we have neds by other names all over the country.
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Neds are a distinct Scottish thing.
Townies dont even come close.
I've travelled around a bit you see.
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25 Oct 2003, 03:37
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
The Neds discription on that site would also suit for the discription of a 'Scumbag' from Limerick (in Ireland you clueless bastards)
Simply put, Limerick Scumbags are notorious in Ireland and seemingly identical to the Glaswegian Neds...extreemly dangerous and with identical social characteristics.The only difference I can see between em is the use of Linden Village Cider or Dutch Gold larger as the mainstay intoxicant instead of the scots Buckfast tendencies.
Maybe some sociologist should do a study.
I think nearly every city has general scum...but nothing I've ever seen compares to Limerick scum,maybe they've met equals (or betters) in the glaswegian Neds.
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25 Oct 2003, 03:44
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Spelling is for pussies
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
Is Edinburgh nearly as bad as this?!
I have to go there on business, and I think I may make my excuses if it is...!
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25 Oct 2003, 09:12
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
the townies around where i live fit nearly exactally into those ned categories
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25 Oct 2003, 10:23
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Angry Young Man
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
townies, kevs, etc. Ive heard all the descriptions, all the names. Id tell you that nothing compares to a glasgow ned.
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25 Oct 2003, 12:33
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Henry Kelly
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
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Is Edinburgh nearly as bad as this?!
I have to go there on business, and I think I may make my excuses if it is...!
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Dace claims that Edinburgh's basically England.
He's right. Few wankers.
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26 Oct 2003, 01:02
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so f*cking zen
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
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Dace claims that Edinburgh's basically England.
He's right. Quite a few wankers.
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This is what you meant yes?!
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26 Oct 2003, 01:03
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
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This is what you meant yes?!
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26 Oct 2003, 01:05
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so f*cking zen
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
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You have forfeited your position as Truth Speaker!
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Lies!
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27 Oct 2003, 13:05
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Gone
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
I intend to make an excursion at some point.
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30 Oct 2003, 02:14
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Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
ITT i laff
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He isn't what I would call a menace but he is like a child trapped in a fat child with cerebal palsy's body which is wrapped in denim.He seemed to always bitch at everything that ever happened ever even if it was a post that read "SUNDAY8PM IS THE KING OF THE SOCIAL SCENE!" he would still bitch about it. Oh and it's a well known fact that if you mash Sunday8pm's face into a keyboard, the words "More Hula Hoops Please" will mysteriously appear on screen every time.
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30 Oct 2003, 12:12
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
glasgow ****ing sucks
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30 Oct 2003, 12:27
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Re: For those of you who have heard of Glasgow
glasgow is shit because Nod didnt get laid
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